Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Godmode]

The most Anisa outcome is vehemently opposing AI tattoos, going to a parlour and getting a tattoo from a guy that later admits using AI for flash.

AI could surely shit out something better than that mess on her back the cuck paid $20 000 for.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I haven't watched the video, but I just wanted to sperg about it anyways. Doesn't this retard know that Monkey Ball was originally an arcade game, and one of the variants even has a track ball like the one he makes. He probably has the money to outright buy one if he wanted, but I guess that wouldn't be "content". Nerds have been using shit like Raspberry Pi to make home arcade cabinets for about a decade now. None of this is impressive or original. Hell, I've considered making something very similar for my dad, except with Golden Tee instead of Monkey Ball. If anything it seems overengineered and a waste of money compared to other options. I get the point of the video is the "making" aspect, but I doubt he does anything other than commission other people to make everything for him while he just acts as an idea guy. Idubbbz has the gall to try to move to the "Maker" space without any actual experience in any kind of craft. Also I'll bet he only played Banana Blitz and Banana Mania, because those are on modern consoles. Too bad they're shit compared to the original arcade game and Super Monkey Ball 1 & 2.

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

I for one am looking forward to the Hasan, Idubbz, and Laserbeam podcast. It's going to be as big as Joe Rogans podcast in a few years.

Something doesn’t add up. Those are massive creators with millions of viewers and they’re starting a podcast with a guy who barley gets 300k? How can Ian network so well and still fail to get viewers, also why do they even hang out with him he brings no clout.

 

[Mac Monster]

I really really like that he seems to have an absolute overkill camera for his facecam for his streams. Like I have never seen a more HD facecam in my life. So we can see every clogged skin pore and the grease shining off every lock in unnecessarily high definition

He's rockin the Code Lyoko forehead.

No wonder he wants to get that stupid hairline tattoo.

 

[BonerMan]

Triggered at an American flag variant. I actually wanna know what it is. It looks like it has a house on the star part or something?

He got triggered by an LA Kings flag

 

[JelloJerk]

Archives of episodes 24 to 25 (and maybe 26 if we're lucky!!!!!) lolno
Previous eps:
Episode 1 and 2
3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17
Episode 18
Episode 19
Episode 20 & 21
Episodes 22 & 23
Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul - She Ruined My Career! #24 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa [Uploaded March 26, 2024]

VIEWER CALL-INS - She Ruined My Career! #25 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa [Uploaded April 3rd, 2024]

 

[2020chan]

Fiona really was the best part of the stream. I used to think she was a retard niggerdog but she seems to be pretty well-mannered, which makes the idea of her breaking out of a window kind of crazy to think about.

He has a much better rapport with Fiona than Anisa. For a big, tough breed she seems like a sweet baby. She probably was able to bust through whatever flimsy, modern age screens they had on those windows without much effort.
They should have Fiona be their cohost for the podcast because she is much more likable than either of them.

Do you guys think that's part of the reason they stay together? Because neither of them wants to leave the doggo?

 

[DumbDude43]

i know late, but posting anyway

i'm so glad that cokeski and the fatass are covering the jomha podcast. as annoying as these two are, they still make it more tolerable than watching the raw jomha footage directly (which i just can't handle)

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>New podcast summary - The Set is Evolving - She Ruined My Career! #27
Separating the notes with the video title time stamps for easier searching.

Intro

• Anisa announces that she and Ian are conforming to a HETERONORMATIVE COUPLE!!!1
  • Anisa's tard reasoning: Her hair is FINALLY longer than Ian's (because he's bald, get it)
  • Jokes around that there should be a rule where the women's hair should be 2inches longer or something, Anisa says they're becoming more "queer-coded"
• Dane is coming back remotely after this episode, idubbbz wants to improve the home setup before that
  • Anisa interrupts him to make a comment about his mic sleeve looking like an un-circumsized penis
  • Anisa compares the red socks to looking like Gossamer from WB's un-circumsized cock
  • Idubbbz tries to explain how he and Dane are going to achieve a remote stream, and Anisa says all this planning talk makes her head hurt
  • Anisa says Dane's fursona should be a hamster
• Anisa says idubbbz is cranky because he's currently editing his AUS video and doing the podcast at the same time. He feels like he can't concentrate. lol

Nectar of Gods

• Idubbbz shares what he's drinking and Anisa jokes it sounds like he almost said the BAD NO-NO N-WORD!
• ANISA "BY THE WAY I'M CANADA" shares how in CANADA, WHERE SHE'S FROM, they don't use the word nectar in nutrition labels
• Anisa "What is nectar anyways?!"
  • Anisa is fixated on figuring it out and brings out google to read out it's definition
  • "THEY'RE USING FLOWER CUM TO MAKE THESE DRINKS!!!" -Anisa
    • (Anisa usually brings up sex and gender during the podcast but holy fuck- mic socks and energy drinks?? I'm not even being a prude, it's just so random and unnecessary.)
• Anisa jokes they should sue the drink company and the peanut company from Idubbbz' other video to recoup the losses from Creator Clash
• Idubbbz tard wrangles and tells Anisa they're getting off topic, Anisa sounds a little sad and apologizes
  • Idubbbz reassures her and says "It's not your fault"

Podcast Decoration Ideas

• They talk about the mic socks again, Anisa says WOULDN'T IT BE A GREAT IDEA TO TURN THAT INTO A YOUTUBE VIDEO?? DECORATING OUR SOCKS
  • (Anisa is such a youtube genius no wonder she's so famous, wow, amazing, great fucking ideas ffs)
• idubbbz goes yeah we're not like OTHER podcasts with a cool background or neon signs, WE have these SICK MIC ARMS!!!
  • calls them "neat and quirky" I can't tell if it's a self aware joke or he genuinely thinks this way
• idubbbz brings up Anisa's un-circumsized sock comment again and thinks he should switch his red one to peach, to make it look even more like a penis
  • Anisa comments that there's a certain side of the internet ***HATERS*** that would love for idubbbz to speak into a pink un-circumcized penis- looking mic
• Idubbbz bring up a prop from one of his old videos(robot dad)
  • Anisa interrupts him to say she's usually SUPER involved in his work or not at all
    • She doesn't remember that video: was she involved? was she living with him at the time?
      • she's never seen idubbbz videos: hair cake, deadly twisters, robot dad, robot squirrel
    • Ends her derailment to say she only remembers and watches his videos if she's involved in them
      • I think she realizes she sounds unhinged and says she doesn't watch his content so that "he should have that" - (I think she means give him space? but that also implies he feels judgement from her and can't act a certain way if he knows she's looking? wtf is she saying dude)
        • She has no involvement in the upcoming game Idubbbz is developing
• After all that Anisa derailment, Idubbbz tries to talk about the prop again
  • Anisa tries to derail again "WAS I IN THE HOUSE WHEN YOU WERE-" "no"
  • Idubbbz just cuts to it: he might want to use a foil vent hose for his mic

Tattoo Flash

• Anisa thinks they should decorate the background with prints of tattoo flash
  • The Australian tattoo parlor gifted Idubbbz some flash art
• Anisa says THEY SHOULD TALK ABOUT THEIR tattoos more because the HECCIN MEAN COMMENTS don't understand
• Brings up for the nth time how "you look you walked into a shop and asked for anything you got" isn't an insult and is A COMPLIMENT AKSHULLYYY
• idubbbz agrees

Surprize mail time

• Their doorbell is rung by the doorman, Anisa tells idubbbz to ignore it but he ends up going because the mailman keeps knocking.
• Mail guy was friendly and was ringing their bell because if idubbbz didn't receive the package in person, he would have to pick it up at the post office. Mail guy was trying to be a bro and save them the inconvenience basically.

Man Repellant

• Anisa directs viewers to see her clothes, today she is wearing a "man repellant" outfit
• Anisa says APPARENTLY a lot of GOOD LOOKING WOMEN say that if they wear a oversize skirt+oversized shirt, men leave them alone
• She also says that attractive women wear chunky shoes to the bar if they don't want to be approached
  • idubbbz says that's probably because the shoes make them taller, not because men are afraid of chunky boots
• idubbbz wishes there was a more scientific study to determine if dressing/looking a certain way makes people treat you different
  • brings up the old Mythbusters episode with the giant tits, says it's inconclusive
• Anisa talks about playing the sims and flirting, and how she can possible steal other people's wives in the game
• Anisa wants to talk about last weeks episode and the top comment- idubbbz says that's next on their list of topics

OMGBUDSING

• Australia Trip
  • Anisa is mad at the top comment for saying they didn't talk about the trip because THEY TALKED ABOUT IT FOR THE WHOLE EPISODE (u fucking did not u cunt, i'm autisitic not deaf)
  • Idubbbz says the details of his trip were unsatisfying and would be better in video format
    • -likeee all we did was play hearthstone on Chad's couch
    • the other stories about my trip were too personal and I didn't want to talk about it on the podcast!
    • "they are OUR stories, and I don't want to share them for other people"
      • THEN DONT FUCKING LABEL THE EPISODE AUS TRIP AND NOT TALK ABOUT YOUR AUS TRIP U FUCKING RETARDS- FUCK
• They address a comment where they said "idubbbz looks great!"
  • Anisa agrees that idubbbz has a good face and is healthy now, can pull off anything. EXCEPT a faux mohawk
• Idubbbz says Anisa is the more impulsive one
• idubbbz walks back the face tattoo and says he was just talking, if he ever were to get a tattoo on his head it would be in a better place
• Creator Clash
  • Dane was the reason behind idubbbz walk out song choices
  • Creator Clash 3 is "cooking" according to Anisa
  • They both want to talk about the behind of scenes of CC more, but they feel like the memories are too precious to share with others
  • Anisa says out of all the live events,concerts, she's ever been to before - Creator Clash was by far THE BEST of her life
  • Anisa copes again - "we had an almost sold out arena, which is impressive because Taylor Swift was in the area"
• <<fuck I accidentally switched to 1x speed and these mother fuckers speak so slow>>
• Another comment about people missing Dane - Anisa says they're trying out new things because of their financial situation
• Anisa is so sad people were so happy that he shaved his mullet off
  • ALSOOO it makes no sense because NOBODY cared as much when I shaved my head and IIII did onlyfans modeling!! people pay for my looks (do they now)
• >>ANISA MENTIONS HER EX AGAIN YAYYYY<<
  • "my ex really liked path of exile"
• Anisa recalls a story where idubbbz was so engrossed in a game that she had to bring popeyes to him in his room while he was playing
• Anisa says Idubbbz is the "king of weighing pros and cons" and that's why he was so successful
• Anisa TATTOO DERAILMENT
  • Anisa didn't know her back tattoo included her neck too and was surprised when he started doing it, it hurt a lot
  • idubbbz isn't ready for a big tattoo right now
  • Anisa wonders who else they know has American Traditional tattoos LIKE THEMMMM
  • idubbbz thinks about tattooing his entire back of his neck because people keep pointing out how red it gets
    • it's something idubbbz is insecure about and Anisa apologizes for bringing it up
    • Anisa says she understands because people used to call her tomato face
• Anisa derails and talks about the way she's been bullied
  • She has been bullied for: pissing her pants, tomato face, fat, sweat armpits, hairy arms, fat
  • Anisa holds onto a comment a kid made in school where he said "Anisa you would look attractive if not for your mouth"
  • Talks about a date she went on with a guy, who she didn't EVEN LIKE BTW because he kissed his mom on the mouth, he told her "you're a 4/10 anyways and you have a fat face"
• Anisa turns the question to idubbbz, what has he been bullied for?
  • People used to call idubbbz "cancer kid" for being bald
  • some guy in highschool pointed out how his eyebrows are straight
• They get off topic and talk about calves, Anisa asks idubbbz to guess who has the biggest calves on CC and they make a shit game out of it

Username Giveaway

• idubbbz wants to introduce a new segment and say usernames he came up with that he thinks are cringe but good
• Anisa says the best youtubers have good usernames (no shit)
  • Lists in this order: maxmoefoe, then chrisraygun, but oh idubbbz is a good one too (christ, you're not beating the cuck allegations ever dude)

Boomer Phrases

• idubbbz talks about this "live leak-like" video he saw on reddit where an old man stabbed another guy with cutting shears
  • idubbbz says he feels bad for the old guy because what if he had Alzheimer's (bro... some dude got stabbed and you feel bad about the guy who stabbed him? Because he could POSSIBLY have alzheimers?.... your empathy is fucking broken mate)

New Cop Job

• They agree cops are given too broad of a job and are ill equipped/trained to handle them
• Anisa says a good example of this was the murder of Gabbie Hanna - UHH I MEAN GABBY PETITO
  • Anisa playing captain hindsight and criticizing how the cops handled the situation
  • It was SO TRIGGERING for Anisa
  • Criticized the cops for thinking the guy was a DV victim when (HINDSIGHT) the girl was clearly the DV one!!
    • (this is so tiring, they preach: men are DV victims too!! and the one rare time the police actually takes it seriously, they say they did it wrong. Like clearly the murderer is a shit head but it's tactless to criticize the cop's actions in a heated situation. For those not in the know, cops got multiple calls saying a woman was beating a man in the area. Gabby also admitted she hit him. In this situation, my own retarded opinion, if I was the cop, I also would've came to the same conclusion.)
• Anisa thinks the best solution is for cops to be peace officers, driving drunk people home, turning homeless people on their side so they don't choke on their vomit (???????)
• Anisa says the Canadian police force drilled into her that she was going to be a " SOCIAL WORKER ON THE STREET" which Anisa wanted to do!! but it wasn't!!

Outro

• Anisa worries that when it's just them, they smell their own farts ie too in their own bubble and out of touch

3/10, nothing interesting but at least Anisa was less balls off the wall

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

He has a much better rapport with Fiona than Anisa. For a big, tough breed she seems like a sweet baby. She probably was able to bust through whatever flimsy, modern age screens they had on those windows without much effort.
They should have Fiona be their cohost for the podcast because she is much more likable than either of them.

Do you guys think that's part of the reason they stay together? Because neither of them wants to leave the doggo?

Ngl she's way hotter than Anus, and she's not painted with future regret

 

[Mr K Dilkington]

snip

Just wanted to chime in and say thank you for your service. God knows how you manage to listen to this shit and then summerize it for us whilst maintaining some level of sanity

 

[Golden Boy]

The new "set" looks awful, no personality, just eye rape. Your eyes are drawn to the prolapse mics, but thank god or else you'd notice how everything on set is casting a shadow. Also, every single greasy leftist has a grimy bald head and moustache now.

 

[clipartfan92]

>New podcast summary - The Set is Evolving - She Ruined My Career! #27

Archive:

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=X-bmv2Ys6_k

 

[Godmode]

Dane is coming back remotely after this episode, idubbbz wants to improve the home setup before that

Pressing X to doubt Dane comes back.

Anisa says idubbbz is cranky because he's currently editing his AUS video and doing the podcast at the same time. He feels like he can't concentrate. lol

The fucking Alaskan fishermen got nothing on how hard Mr. Johma's "job" is.

ANISA "BY THE WAY I'M CANADA" shares how in CANADA, WHERE SHE'S FROM, they don't use the word nectar in nutrition labels

She acts like Canada is some exotic fantasy land, It's basically the United States with different bank notes.

They talk about the mic socks again, Anisa says WOULDN'T IT BE A GREAT IDEA TO TURN THAT INTO A YOUTUBE VIDEO?? DECORATING OUR SOCKS

I am starting to believe she really is retarded.

Brings up for the nth time how "you look you walked into a shop and asked for anything you got" isn't an insult and is A COMPLIMENT AKSHULLYYY

There should be a picture of Anus under the definition of NPC.

Idubbbz says Anisa is the more impulsive one

In other news water is wet.

 

[JelloJerk]

Ends her derailment to say she only remembers and watches his videos if she's involved in them

• I think she realizes she sounds unhinged and says she doesn't watch his content so that "he should have that" - (I think she means give him space? but that also implies he feels judgement from her and can't act a certain way if he knows she's looking? wtf is she saying dude)

Dark stuff

She has no involvement in the upcoming game Idubbbz is developing

He's STILL working on that fucking squirrel game? Just give it up dude. Any charm it could've had is completely gone now, and YTbers aren't making little mobile games anymore like they were when he first announced this.

• Anisa says APPARENTLY a lot of GOOD LOOKING WOMEN say that if they wear a oversize skirt+oversized shirt, men leave them alone

I had to scroll up after I read this and holy shit she's wearing a fucking tablecloth LOL. This is the shit women wear when they've been raped or something. Imagine hating being sexualised that much but still doing Onlyfans.

Idubbbz says Anisa is the more impulsive one

Ian unintentionally felting Anisa is my favourite thing. I hope she stared daggers at him when he said that

Anisa didn't know her back tattoo included her neck too and was surprised when he started doing it, it hurt a lot

I cannot imagine wanting to get a whole back piece and researching so little about it that you don't even know what area it covers.

idubbbz thinks about tattooing his entire back of his neck because people keep pointing out how red it gets

How about you wear sunscreen instead you fucking retard?

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I haven't changed my avatar in forever... But I think I want this one now

 

[CrashBandigunt]

I haven't changed my avatar in forever... But I think I want this one now

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Nice. Reminds me of that stretchy neck teacher from Little Nightmares 2.

Spoiler

 

[2020chan]

i know late, but posting anyway

i'm so glad that cokeski and the fatass are covering the jomha podcast. as annoying as these two are, they still make it more tolerable than watching the raw jomha footage directly (which i just can't handle)

Agreed. All the excessive pausing to crack jokes and point out the obvious makes the Jomhas tolerable.
Their content is like Amberlynn's content. They can only be watched through a reaction filter by most.

Imagine being idubbbz, former youtube legend, who's fall from grace has been so disastrous that you start getting made fun of by two Canadians from "the sektor". The Sektor that you've probably never even heard of because it doesn't overlap with idubbbz or old youtube, nobodies. Nobodies who don't even stream on youtube, they stream on kick and post clips to youtube that totally felts your podcast in popularity.

Anisa didn't know her back tattoo included her neck too and was surprised when he started doing it, it hurt a lot

HOW???
How did tattoo expert Anisa not know what she was getting herself into? Should have been tipped off when he started shaving her neck to tattoo it.

 

[Leo Frank]

The delusion


Actively working on it like pocket squirrel and all these other abandoned projects. She just won’t let it go because it was her sweet 16, praise Anisa celebration for a few days and she wants to relive that high so badly.

UNLESS.. they have sold out to Jake Paul because the Creator Clash Twitter account has actively been liking tweets from Mike Leanardi about MVP, Jake Paul’s boxing promotion. It’s actually all they’ve liked starting from August and ramping up the last few days. SO, maybe Jake/MVP has bought out the CC brand, maybe they’re trying to work something out with him or maybe they’re just dick riding him in hopes he bails them out financially. I don’t know why he would touch that failed shit show. Hate the guy for being a cringe factory and going to fight an old ass man, but he’s getting paid well for that especially since it’s streaming live on Netflix so why would he ever touch these two failures when he can box one of the biggest legends in boxing history on Netflix despite it being a scripted circus act?


I bet it was Anisa liking all these MVP tweets. She’s such a dick rider. Funny that they wouldn’t let Greg Paul fight in their event letting Jake corner him because “they didn’t want the Pauls to take over the event” and now they’re liking all these tweets related to his promotion.

 

[Zilch]

More Fiona + Empty promises of more streams. I'm very much Fiona-pilled now. Best character. Pretty fucked up they docked her tail tho.

Breeders do this when puppies are days old. This wasn't a decision they made.
If anything Anisa would probably opt for a Rottweiler with a long tail, given the choice. So she can go on and on about how much better a person she is because of it.
It's not fucked up btw. It's the breed standard, it serves a functional purpose for working Rottweilers and it's literally fine.

Those crocs are the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life. Crocs are for children, grow up. It's embarrassing how hard she tries to be quirky.
Bet she'll pair them with a mini skirt, a godawful Paisley top and a leather jacket with spikes and shit.