Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SoggyToeHolster]

NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE

 

[feral cat #6385]

Note: Check back in 10 years, and send this guy another cat.

Depends on how old. Some of them can be but it takes a while.

 

[daffodils]

High Capacity Mag Ban Tossed, SCOTUS Upholds Ban on "Gender Affirming Care" Protecting Kids!

• "Had to deal with a thing... not gonna dwell on it... that's all we gonna say about Friday"
• Re: yet another Trump trial: "Wanted to cover the trial but... not around during the daytime"
• "I don't know if I'll ever get to do standup comedy again... cause I'm in a wheelchair!... a wheeled chair!"
• he's lactose intolerant; whiskey comes out; magazine ban article reading (0h10m)
• TSA anecdote; "the worst Chinese massage I ever had"; TSA doesn't like his microphones
• "Why you so skinny?"; standard cope follows; it's hard to eat when you're stressed
• "Physically I'm great... but mentally, no... because of all the shit I have to do in the average day"
• "Can you imagine a world where 'Girls Gone Wild' existed... a magical place"; reminisces about being a teenager watching late night TV
• had to get registration tags for his three cars; indignant that price was based on value of the car
• pulls up Bakersfield Palestine protester video; magazine ban long forgotten
• his new comedy routine is to criticize the looks of everyone on screen; "Look at that hairline!", "She's got a Mariana Trench under each eyeball!"
• some idiot asks Nick for relationship advice; "Brother, you can't trust women", explains how women think
• is asked about Apple River stabbing; obviously knows nothing about the case, turns it into a shitty comedy routine; "stabbing quadriplegics is hilarious"
• "Everytime Stephen Hawking was typing into his keyboard, he was controlled by the Jewish cabal in charge of Israel"
• Rumble flip (1h10m)
• bathroom break (8m)
• "I fucking love biscuits"; anecdote about eating biscuits in a hipster restaurant in Atlanta; "Drex and I used to go to Cracker Barrel all the time"
• Idaho tranny ban (1h34m)
• just starts basic anti-child-trooning rant without bothering to look at the article
• women can't cook, women lie
• more whiskey; fat people in Wisconsin
• more "think of the children" interspersed with sex jokes
• Rumble viewers barely over 3000 again
• gender-affirming care has become an ubiquitous monolith, "ubiquitous means everywhere"
• superchat: "We don't want to hear about your crossdressing, Nick." -- "Dude, I never have..."
• "My dad was hanging out here the other day, he said 'You should have me on a show!'" (2h7m40s)
• Dad wanted to tell the story how Nick was dressed up in dresses by his sister
• very timely OJ Simpson jokes; Did you know Ron Goldman was Jewish?
• viewers under 3000 now
• Trump trial article (2h17m)
• "Guys, we'll wrap up the show tonight... Mondays suck" (2h29m)

 

[Chug Smuckle]

If it is April and she is a guest at the house that's gonna cause some grade A drama

 

[thebigdream]

My favourite thing about the corner demon is that even if it is all one big FUNNY and/or WEIRD coincidence, it means he's talking and reacting to a being that isn't there, which is even more absurd.

Wait, are we sure it's not the ghost of Andrew Tate?

 

[Provably Wrong]

Imo the biggest sign of the demon being Kayla is: why would anyone enjoy being there in the room with him? Kayla can have a million reasons for wanting to monitor the stream (outside of wanting some company). Outside of that? A kid wanting to see how it’s done or April being shown the ropes for a permanent cohost spot? Wouldn’t just watching the streams be more informative?

Does the corner demon disappear after the break? I.e. is he using that time to usher them out without having to care about the floor being covered in clanging bottles?

Imagine it is the other way around and he is trying to socialize or relax or distract or just keep tabs on someone suicidal by keeping them in his alcohol dungeon to watch him deteriorate into early onset dementia
Not even able to go to 2x speed
Actual hell

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble did way worse than YT( $125 ). Rants stopped at 12:06am central, he had yet to peak in viewers.

This may have set him off on his love of GGW.

soranoguardias

"Facebook Marketplace is wild. Some guy is selling an ""unopened"" Girls Gone Wild collection that he ""found"" at a garage sale. Didn't see the Snoop Dogg special in the posting. He must want to keep it."

$5

2024-04-15 23:39:05 -0500 CDT

This was said in chat for some reason.

StillNotBannedHere

Ur gonna die pining for donuts you cuck! U’ll never get ur wife’s yeast. NEVERRRRR

2024-04-16 00:43:47 -0500 CDT

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[Oliver Onions]

My head canon is the Corner Demon is Ty, wearing The Classic and serving as a permanent reminder of where it all started to go off the rails.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ho lee fuck. I've spent all night fucking with this AI cover shit. And produced nightmare sounds from the bowels of hell that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

 

[AnOminous]

Imo the biggest sign of the demon being Kayla is: why would anyone enjoy being there in the room with him?

She's so pilled-up she's rarely conscious, otherwise why would she put up with Nick and his homosexual escapades and swinging?

 

[daffodils]

Wandered into his stream just now [...] he's on uppers,

This was one of his calmer streams in recent weeks.

the generous take is it's Kayla watching him like a hawk so he's behaving himself.

That's why I'm not convinced there actually is a corner demon. If it isn't a tard wrangler, what are they there for? And If it is a wrangler, why don't they actually wrangle him? They'd have plenty of reasons every show. He's pacing his drinking nowadays, but the stimulant fueled incoherence makes him look much crazier than being drunk would.

There's also better ways to do it: just monitor the stream and send him text messages, or scream at him during his break.

April being shown the ropes for a permanent cohost spot?

She said (well, her husband said she said) she wanted to get off the internet permanently, and I believe it. I've seen very little of the Steel Toe show, but virtually every time she was getting abuse from her husband and chat weirdos, and she clearly wasn't happy about it.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

When Aaron said he would be going to Nick’s this past weekend he said it as in, he was the only one going, not “April & I. Then he later mentioned that April would be there. So unless she was traveling there separately, which doesn’t make a lot of sense, she was already there at Nick’s.

Then during the time that Aaron would have been going to stay there, Nick had his emergency cancellation show.

When Aaron announced that April would no longer be on the Steel Toe show, & he gave April’s reasons for not wanting to be on anymore, he said “the way I understand it & I could be wrong…” as if he’d not discussed it with April herself, but rather, a third party had explained April’s wishes to him. Sounded like either he wasn’t clear about that person’s explanation or didn’t trust it.

It’s possible that the reason Nick cancelled the show is that April had been (or still is) at Nick’s & when Aaron showed up, she’d refused to see him. Then Nick was left to convey to Aaron the situation with April & deal with their mess.

Spoiler: Also,

Also, someone earlier in the thread said there was a “Steel Toe Boring Show” sub-Reddit. I went to look at it & this was the ad I got.

View attachment 5911225

I’ve never searched for anything related to erectile disfunction, so I can only conclude it’s related to the sub-Reddit. Disappointed it wasn’t a Balldo ad.

Yeah, I think this might honestly be it.
That April's staying at the Rekietas after her and Aaron had a falling out. She's probably with Kayla mostly, but comes in to sit there and shoot the shit with Nick if she can't sleep.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I'm sure the family loves waking up at 2am to see gay Count Orlok looming in their doorway.

 

[Space Pope]

The case for the speeding ticket lists her name as April Imholte. I'm not sure why it doesn't appear.

You'll only get that though if you search cases by lawyer. Meaning Nick. Typing in April's name yields nothing. Not even this one citation. It's weird.

How do I search for a pending criminal case?

You will need to have the case number, citation number, attorney name, or attorney bar number for an attorney on the case. You cannot search by defendant name until there is a conviction on the case. A “pending criminal record” is a record for which there is no conviction as defined by Minn. Stat. § 609.02, subd. 5. Cases that are dismissed or continued for dismissal are considered pending criminal cases.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

So, with how it seems the Steel Toe people's lives are going, do we think the Sonichu demon has found a new host? Seems like their problems have only escalated ever since they started hanging out with the infected Nick.

 

[polar bear]

I don't believe there is an actual person sitting there in the corner, and I think even demons gave up on him cause he's so pathetic. He can't even make people degenerate anymore, if anything, he makes his viewers think 'omg i am actually gonna stop being a loser drunkard bitch cause I don't wanna end up like him'.
Becoming like Nick now constitutes reaching the rock bottom for many. Whatever you do, you don't want to be like him. That cheeky glass of whiskey you had last night? Yeah careful with that, that's how Rekieta started out - a glass here and a glass there, and now he looks like this. So how is he supposed to serve the devil and corrupt people if no one wants to be like him?

But i do think he wants people to believe there is someone who can tolerate the alcoholic stench for long enough to sit there, someone who cares enough to be a tard wrangler.
So if this is the case, he could just put one of them bad boys in the other seat, and look towards him every now and then, to convince us there are people willing to listen to his crap irl.

Spoiler: nsfw even though it's censored

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Man you niggas unreal. You probably think Ralph was actually interviewing Andrew Tate too. Next thing you know, ceiling cats will be real.

The only thing in that corner is another alcohol demon, or djinn, if you prefer. Ralph would have done this head watching too, but his wide field of view (gained in Portugal) meant he doesn't have to look around as much.

 

[kurosawa]

I like to think corner demon is a weeping angel, its the romantic in me.



Remember Rekieta. Don't blink! Don't turn your back, don't turn away and don't blink!

On a serious note if April is shacking up at Casa Balldo, yikes. Considering all of the "adults" mental state(s) and problems no way that ends well.

 

[McMitch]

On a serious note if April is shacking up at Casa Balldo, yikes. Considering all of the "adults" mental state(s) and problems no way that ends well.

My money is on double murder-suicide. The toss-up is who will end up in what category.

 

[Kopasea]

It was first noticed that was something was a little strange sometime in March

Did it start right after the Dear John stream? That was the last time he got sloppy drunk, if I remember correctly.