Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Aaron will eventually figure out that Nick busted up his marriage and that April isn't coming back. He will probably not be happy. Maybe drunken fight on the front lawn and the police getting called unhappy.

Oh fuck, please God let this and everything else in that post become reality.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

It being April would make sense. Weird polygamous situation for the sex stuff that Nick likes. Kayla gets a women she can lez out with and another nanny to take care of the kids. April gets a large amount of attention from two slightly older people and gets to be around their family.

 

[polar bear]

Look at it from her point of view. Nick has that big house and a whole lot of money. Kayla is a weak pill-head. April is way younger than Kayla. Nick is a stupid drunk on speed. April needs a path forward post-Aaron. She is just made for a situation like this.

Yahhhhh strong agree on this angle.

Who looks healthier Kurt or Balldoman?

I don't like Hurt Kurt, but good on him for challenging himself. Rekietas' legs would snap like toothpicks

 

[Strix454]

Very misogynistic stream. I firmly believe there’s real trouble in the marriage and Nick is doing his usual passive aggressive nonsense by directing his seething rage at women in general.

Nicks new comments sound alot like Aaron's old takes on women from the steel toe show.

 

[not william stenchever]

My money is on double murder-suicide. The toss-up is who will end up in what category.

Kayla bursts into the bedroom with a Klingon batleth sword in hand and slaughters Nick and April while he has his balldo stuck in her. Kayla then takes all the pills.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Count me among the 'Kayla is corner demon' crowd, I don't think it's April primarily because Kayla is far too insecure and neurotic to be ok with Nick hanging out with a younger and less goblin looking woman while she sleeps in her bed. Unless ofc she is semi conscious 24/7 due to drugs and have no idea what is going on in the house.

ETA: I think the "wife" he goes to check on is actually April. If she is indeed a house guest, it makes a hell of a lot more sense to me that he is checking up on a drunk and/or high woman who is by herself in a room because she's in the midst of separating from her husband.

 

[zyclonPD]

I'm here with a new theory, the corner demon is the former Nick. The Nick we are currently looking at is a balldo demon skin walking in his corpse. The real Nick is now a disembodied soul sitting in the corner.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

he's lactose intolerance

Bullshit

That huge mug hes beeen using lately contains some nasty concoction of iced tea and heavy whipping cream.

 

[Captain Manning]

I like how @Balldo's Gate does an extremely detailed post (again) involving clanking bottles, cell phones, and room diagrams, and some people still be like "Naw, fuck that! That crazy drunken drugged-out nigga's just hallucinating again!"

I'd almost be offended after all the hard work Balldo's Gate and others have put in, but I think this says a lot about what people have come to expect from Nick now.

 

[daffodils]

Amusing bit around the one hour mark of the latest Steel Toe stream. Aaron explains how to spot a drug addict:"Sinus infections all the time... really bad congestion... you can hear it when they talk... they're convinced they look fine... dramatic weight loss... paranoia, anxiety... some people, at first glance you might think 'Oh, they're normal, they're fine'... but if you look into it a little heavier, you're like 'Ohhhh'"

 

[Sharpeteer]

Kayla bursts into the bedroom with a Klingon batleth sword in hand and slaughters Nick and April while he has his balldo stuck in her. Kayla then takes all the pills.

Move over Conan the Barbarian. We got Kayla the Pillpopper.

 

[Captain Manning]

Move over Conan the Barbarian. We got Kayla the Pillpopper.

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Balldo in front is correct, but needs whiskey bottle in rear.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Balldo in front is correct, but needs whiskey bottle in rear.

You're right. Added it in.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He still acts like he’s on some kind of drugs, but that may just be due to him being violently retarded.

You can always tell how drugged up Andy is by how much he talks about being sober. He's definitely doing drugs.

 

[Spergichu]

Oh fuck, please God let this and everything else in that post become reality.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I like how @Balldo's Gate does an extremely detailed post (again) involving clanking bottles, cell phones, and room diagrams, and some people still be like "Naw, fuck that! That crazy drunken drugged-out nigga's just hallucinating again!"

I'd almost be offended after all the hard work Balldo's Gate and others have put in, but I think this says a lot about what people have come to expect from Nick now.

“Rekieta doesn’t deserve lolcow of the year” gang keeps taking Ls with each new mystery in the Balldo universe.

Who’s in the mystery cuck seat? Tune in when Rekieta finally decides to stream for more clues!

 

[verymuchawful]

So let me get this straight, Rekieta has had the ceiling cats for a while now where he just looks up at the ceiling while talking for no discernible reason. DarksydePhil, also strangely has a habit of darting his eyes around when talking and looking into the corners of his streaming room, some detractors coining the term "demons in the corner" or "corner demons".
But it turns out Rekieta has a literal corner demon in the room with him?! What the fuck. WHY.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Regarding the corner demon:

Been puzzling over this for the last couple weeks. It would make the most sense if it was someone staying at the house. This narrows it down to Kayla, one of his (older?) kids, or April. There are a number of reasons why any of them wouldn't want to be seen on stream. Kayla embarrassed herself off of the show, meaning that now she can't openly take part in a defining aspect of her husband's life. It wouldn't be a good look for April to make appearances on Nick's show without her husband. Nick's kids would gain unwanted attention.

It is also possible that people in Nick's household are taking turns (or there's even more than one person at times) with the condition that they stay quiet and out of sight. In any case, they are a clear distraction for Nick.

As for his continued erratic behavior, Nick was antagonistic, keyed-up, "philosophical", and all around bizarre when he was on the choco-shrooms with Kayla at Hedonism II. If that is the way Nick is around his wife when he is on something, I can't imagine him being much better around anyone else.

Having a tard-wrangler/sounding board in the studio won't help much when the host is too drugged up to care (even less so if the corner demon wants to remain unheard and unseen). The best they can do is signal Nick to change topics as quickly as he can to avoid further embarrassment. Nothing preventative, just a bit of damage control.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm not moved by any outlandish theories.

I think this staring off and wandering resembles classic worsening crackhead behavior, which alone can cause some funny moments, sure.

 

[Captain Manning]

From @Space Pope's post (because you can't quote quotes):


Okay, this actually makes sense now. That's why it didn't show up when you search her.

It would also seem to confirm she has no additional records. At least nothing that resulted in a conviction. So, Nick likely isn't taking the case because she's in danger of losing her license.

Funny enough, this also means nobody would probably know about this now if Rekieta weren't her attorney. That's the only reason this was found.

“Rekieta doesn’t deserve lolcow of the year” gang keeps taking Ls with each new mystery in the Balldo universe.

Who’s in the mystery cuck seat? Tune in when Rekieta finally decides to stream for more clues!

Actually, there's a possibility you're gonna see less corner demon now.

One of the reasons this was kept largely quiet until now (save for some additional people beginning to notice in the thread a few days ago) is because there was a concern Nick would change his behavior in response to people noticing. Balldo's Gate took a few weeks to further analyze the cow in his (largely) unspoiled habitat.

Also unrelated, but just throwing this out there in case I can become an accidental Nostradamus: Whoever was operating a slew of socks a few months ago is back. I cannot prove it, just a hunch.

I noticed the new accounts too but, as I stated earlier, and for the moment at least, I think they're Steel Toe detractors signing up for the Farms. It makes sense given what's been going on.

Still, always a good idea to be on guard.