Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
  • Total voters
    2,140
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Evilronald said:
I’m trying to help you out here little Gen Z bro. None of my suggestions were completely unserious and I think you’re hilarious. I haven’t had as good of a laugh as this thread in a long time (excluding trolling Andrew Branca on the Apple River Stabbing last week). I’d love to see the crazy level go up and all my suggestions would do so. Don’t need a long reply when you can get as much sneed just from posting a screenshot of thirsting thots.

And that OP you wrote was longer than many threads, idk how to explain no time to reply when you wrote a 4chan length OP of pure autism.
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Alright bro, here you go:

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Smithfield Ham said:
Bro what the fuck happened to your body. Why is the top half so big but the bottom half so skinny? Is this photoshop?
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turkishoni22 said:
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If this is actually him he just on the juice and showing a weird angle. His delts are overly proportioned to his biceps/tricepts and forearms due to the high concentration of androgen receptors located in that area. The boy above might have 16 inchers, maybe more if his training is fucked and his bicep balls up. Look at Hugh Jackman in the wolverine and you'll see a similar physique. Basically the juicers frame and torso will increase in size while the arms don't grow as much.
 
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TapewormSalesman said:
Part 2 of OP laying down the law, at least the bits that were actually fun to make into a song. Post more emotional rants OP, I beseech you
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Never did I expect such a high-quality edit to be made because I created a thread on a whim while amped up on Ritalin.
I am at a loss for words...

9/10. Amazing work.
 
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Irregardless said:
If this is actually him he just on the juice and showing a weird angle. His delts are overly proportioned to his biceps/tricepts and forearms due to the high concentration of androgen receptors located in that area. The boy above might have 16 inchers, maybe more if his training is fucked and his bicep balls up. Look at Hugh Jackman in the wolverine and you'll see a similar physique. Basically the juicers frame and torso will increase in size while the arms don't grow as much.
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i physique and frame mog that manlet lol and am natty have been my entire life mirin the cope tho
 
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turkishoni22 said:
i physique and frame mog that manlet lol and am natty have been my entire life mirin the cope tho
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Hugh Jackman is 6'3, but your frame is better, I'll give you that. I just think it's a waste to have a frame that large without the 20 inchers to go with it. Also if you're natty good for you, maybe it's time to stop being a bitch now though and hit a real bulk so that you can actually fill out your frame.
 
Irregardless said:
Hugh Jackman is 6'3,
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almost manlet, so sorry hes average, im 6'5 which is the beginning of tall
Irregardless said:
but your frame is better, I'll give you that. I just think it's a waste to have a frame that large without the 20 inchers to go with it. Also if you're natty good for you, maybe it's time to stop being a bitch now though and hit a real bulk so that you can actually fill out your frame.
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I'm pushing the upper limit of female gaze and its not simply easy to add mass at the stage I'm at
 
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Evilronald said:
I question whether Gen Z is going to grow up like the generations before them. The Internet has made it so easy to not grow up and with millennials we already see this Peter Pan type shit. I can only imagine how bad it’ll get for Gen Z with how much they whine on TikTok and other places as to how unfair the world is.
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More like what you said earlier in the thread:

When REALLY sets in that Gen Z isn't the main target anymore.
 
turkishoni22 said:
almost manlet, so sorry hes average, im 6'5 which is the beginning of tall

I'm pushing the upper limit of female gaze and its not simply easy to add mass at the stage I'm at
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Hmmm ok, if everything you're saying is true, it makes more sense. It'd probably also be pretty difficult to not want to mog 100% of the time. I'd be careful though, as your memeing can turn into beating on a bitch pretty quick if you don't keep yourself in check. All it takes is a bitch getting too obsessed trying to secure/hoard your seed and then they put hands on you in their BPD fueled hysteria and it's in that moment you need to know how to act. Least you're not a nigger, shit's an inevitability for them in these situations.
 
Laplace Victim said:
Never did I expect such a high-quality edit to be made because I created a thread on a whim while amped up on Ritalin.
I am at a loss for words...

9/10. Amazing work.
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That actually prescription Ritalin or just taking it to get amped up? If it’s prescribed you got to join the vyvanse master race. None of your screenshots are in the last 2 weeks. I was definitely getting some Timothee Chalamet vibes from your look, unfortunately for you none of these whores went to see the latest Dune movie despite it being really good.

Other issue with the screenshots is that you just show they messaged you a few times, doesn’t indicate they actually showed up or arranged a meeting. Most tinder sluts just talk and never actually do anything.
 
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