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They should have instead asked for seasoning that was 100% SHUGAR.


What an insufferable faggot. You're not at a high-end steakhouse. This guy is acting like he's KING STEK at a goddamn Outback, while his mom has to cut his meat into bite sized pieces so he doesn't accidentally choke to death.
 
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What is he even going for with this? Fatass is so in love with himself that anytimes he thinks he looks good in a selfie he has to shoehorn it into multiple social media posts no matter how inappropriate the context is. Also, check out William Martinez announcing himself as a new active troll on Jack's page. Jack has filtered out this comment (you can manually override the filter) which is surprising since he usually goes for the delete button instantly
 
What is he even going for with this? Fatass is so in love with himself that anytimes he thinks he looks good in a selfie he has to shoehorn it into multiple social media posts no matter how inappropriate the context is.
He had to open his eyes as wide as possible to hide the half-closed one crippled by his own gluttony.
 
It's fuckin Outback. I don't hate Outback but I guarantee you their steaks are from Sysco/US Foods and are precooked and thrown on a grill for a couple of minutes to heat it up, and the sides (which he totally didn't eat) are frozen and thawed out in a microwave.
depends on the individual restaurant. sometimes they arent. sometimes they are.
 
A1 on a steak is pretty damn good. Jack is retarded as usual
I think it's completely superfluous on a high quality steak but this shit is Outback, so I guess put whatever you want on it.
depends on the individual restaurant. sometimes they arent. sometimes they are.
Outback claims their steak is always fresh. Other stuff like fries probably come frozen though. It's not bad as chain steak goes but it's hardly Peter Luger. For that matter, it's not even Ruth's Chris. Jagoff flexing on someone using A1 on an Outback steak is pure jackholery.
 
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What is he even going for with this? Fatass is so in love with himself that anytimes he thinks he looks good in a selfie he has to shoehorn it into multiple social media posts no matter how inappropriate the context is. Also, check out William Martinez announcing himself as a new active troll on Jack's page. Jack has filtered out this comment (you can manually override the filter) which is surprising since he usually goes for the delete button instantly

How does he cut the steak? Does Tammy do it for him?
 
How does he cut the steak? Does Tammy do it for him?
She cuts everything up and holds the camera for him while he shovels it into his face with one hand.
Pretty much. She has to cut it into little babby bits so the strokebabby can barely choke it down with his fucked up esophagus.
This. Next step she will be chewing his food and feeding him like a baby bird.
 
It's fuckin Outback. I don't hate Outback but I guarantee you their steaks are from Sysco/US Foods and are precooked and thrown on a grill for a couple of minutes to heat it up, and the sides (which he totally didn't eat) are frozen and thawed out in a microwave.
To be fair most of the places he's going to are chains. It's not like he's getting reservations at Peter Luger or even good steakhouses in Tennesee. And even if he did go to a top-tier steakhouse I think he'd find some way to hate the food because it wasn't covered in shredded cheese and grease.
 
To be fair most of the places he's going to are chains. It's not like he's getting reservations at Peter Luger or even good steakhouses in Tennesee. And even if he did go to a top-tier steakhouse I think he'd find some way to hate the food because it wasn't covered in shredded cheese and grease.
He went to a Mortons ages ago, yes it's a chain but it's better than fucking Chili's.

His gay friend plays with the lamp at the table like a child.
Mocks the idea of a cocktail menu complaining that normally you just order what you want.
Starts to get angy because he can't find the porterhouse on the menu, finds it 3 seconds later.
Gay friend has to hold the lamp up like a retard so Fatty can film the menu.
Eventually turns on the light on his phone, so you know he's just waving that around like a jackass while everyone else(initially he comments that no one is there, you can clearly hear customers later on) has to put up with it.
Admits he's being obnoxious with the phone light, continues filming.
Outside, bitches that the place is dark and people don't like his bullshit.
Brags that they complained that the steaks were somehow flavorless but somehow the best cut of meat he's ever had? Bitches to the manager, manager ain't got time for his shit, makes a recommendation, and tells the staff to just start over because no one wants to listen to Fatty whine.

The idea of Fatty going to Peter Luger is fucking hilarious.
 
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They should have instead asked for seasoning that was 100% SHUGAR.
Faggot has nothing to complain about because when was the last time he ate a steak that wasn't covered in seasoning?

Of all the homosexual acts we've seen Jack allude too, pre slicing the pineapple 90% of the way is one of the faggiest.
It's not even that it shows the sharpness of the knife either. It's 100% theatrics. Just about any decent knife out of the package could do this if you swing it fast enough.

Also? It's a terrible waste of fruit.

It's fuckin Outback. I don't hate Outback but I guarantee you their steaks are from Sysco/US Foods and are precooked and thrown on a grill for a couple of minutes to heat it up, and the sides (which he totally didn't eat) are frozen and thawed out in a microwave.
They're not precooked. You'd taste it if they were. The steaks there are decent but nothing to rave over. Most of the sides though? Yeah they're microwaved or they're heated up and left on the steam table then tossed with some butter.
 
Faggot has nothing to complain about because when was the last time he ate a steak that wasn't covered in seasoning?

I believe fatty recently shared a story on his livestream where he ripped into a local steakhouse for being bad because they didn't put cajun seasoning on his steak. He complained to the waiter who brought out a small ramekin of cajun seasoning which made him seethe further because he felt the seasoning shoulda been cooked into the meat. He concluded the whole thing with "I'll never go back". I'm guessing the manager told him to get fucked when he demanded another complimentary steak.
 
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What is he even going for with this? Fatass is so in love with himself that anytimes he thinks he looks good in a selfie he has to shoehorn it into multiple social media posts no matter how inappropriate the context is. Also, check out William Martinez announcing himself as a new active troll on Jack's page. Jack has filtered out this comment (you can manually override the filter) which is surprising since he usually goes for the delete button instantly
It's always weird to see Outback steakhouses.
1. They're American, they have nothing to do with Australia.
2. The food isn't even a close representation of "Australian cuisine" which is some kind of melting-pot cross between classical Bri'ish, Greek, American, Italian and some Asian.
3. The Outback restaurants in Australia looks nothing like this. No flags, no stereotypical Australia theme decorations, not much.
4. 95% of Americans can't even identify those landmarks, and 90% of Americans don't even know where the capital is. It's not Melbourne/Sydney.

Because of this, Outback looks similar to a Chinese tourist giftshop at Paddy's Market. The food is, ehhhh, okay. Nothing I cannot make at home so a one-time curiosity meal was enough for me.
 
If you're having a cheap steak and I've had many in my life A1 is good on it, it's also good on a hamburger with grilled mushrooms and onions. But if you're having a good steak, it should be seasoned with Salt and Pepper and at most a little herb butter melted on it. Good steak shouldn't be fucked with period.
A technique I like is from one of Gordon Ramsay's series of basics videos, and involves melting some of the fat while holding it on the fat strip side, then frying it in its own fat, using salt, pepper, and crushed garlic, but not with the skin off. Just crushed and rubbed against the meat.

That said, I'm also a huge fan of caramelized onions, and maybe a dash of Worcestershire in them.

It is not going to ruin a steak to absolutely slather it in butter, though, at the very end, while it rests, although depending on your tolerance, dabbing it dry before plating it is fine too.

Here's the 2 1/2 minute video:

He also uses thyme, which you can probably do without but is fine. I like these very short Ramsay videos where he just explains a method simply and without bullshit. When he's not deliberately acting like an asshole to impress Americans, he's pretty good.
 
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