Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

I’d love it if some other chick tried to slide into the Cobraverse. NAL won’t have it and we get to see her freak out.

Cobes would love the attention because fangirls all want him. I don’t see him having the balls to act unless they appear on his doorstep, but it would be interesting content

 

[Ponzo]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

From one of the Discords. Gotta say this is a pretty good one lol

A Marty Robbins Boglim ballad is MDWU.

 

[Xenomorph]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

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I bet some Redditard paid for nudes or some shit claiming she cheated on Cobes in an effort to break em up

 

[UncommonParlence]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

I never advocate glass tapping, and I won't now. But wouldn't it be great if Josh saw this, understood it's significance, didn't attribute it to trolls, and became aware of what exactly his romance has him entangled with?

Any videos painting aNAL in a poor light have previously been handwoven away without even the most perfunctory investigation. He just says I already know about Jessica and the trolls need to LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. It's saddening.

If only someone could leave virtual breadcrumbs and he could "discover" for himself.

I highly doubt Josh has seen much of her content. If he had I think he would have been more cautious... buuuuttttt, boglim's razor. I digress.

She's horrible and I'd put money on her having told him a litany of easily verifiable lies. But if its texted to him... trolls. Clip channel? Trolls.

This is why not only has he NOT seen but WON'T see either. Because anything besides sycophantic adulation and escalation of his delusions will be ignored out of hand.

Fuck sickos

Edit- yall think it was Aaron who paid her to stream? Nah, too on the nose. Too hilarious. Too perfect.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

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What’s worse that she apparently seethes and becomes abusive and chaotic because Cobes looks at camgirls while streaming as a cam girl behind his back or that some fucking weirdo out there paid for NaL camwhoring

 

[Your Landlord]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

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Perhaps she was streaming for Jawshie and he was tipping her, and that is why she's drinking large $5 red bulls and smoking up a storm. Or it's revenge for a lack of "daily compliments" during his exodus from the lair.

I bet some Redditard paid for nudes or some shit claiming she cheated on Cobes in an effort to break em up

That would be a horrible but possible outcome. I think a trole stealing Jessica would genuinely hurt Josh.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

What’s worse that she apparently seethes and becomes abusive and chaotic because Cobes looks at camgirls while streaming as a cam girl behind his back or that some fucking weirdo out there paid for NaL camwhoring

Double standards toobs

 

[Dude Snakes]

I bring tea from the discords. Jessica had a recent influx of cash and claimed it was old money from her cam4 days, someone checked her cam4 profile and it appears that the cunt demon streamed on the 14th

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Lol press x to doubt on Methicca being straight, the way she kept talking about women flicking their bean to her hideous deformed body suggests she is probably bisexual.

 

[Your Landlord]

Lol press x to doubt on Methicca being straight, the way she kept talking about women flicking their bean to her hideous deformed body suggests she is probably bisexual.

Jessica Messica was showing some lesbian forum posts NaL did when she was younger a few days ago. She really likes big nipples apparently; ill edit the post if I can find it.

In my personal 100% anecdotal experience, women like Jessica are repressed dykes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I bet some Redditard paid for nudes or some shit claiming she cheated on Cobes in an effort to break em up

Do you think Cobra would really give a shit if NAL was camwhoring while they were in a relationship? He'd probably just dismiss it as trolling every time someone told him or tried to show him the proofs. But what if he 100% knew on his own without any trolls telling him?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

All this attention from BPD hoes only increase his belief that women are all lining up to be with him, but there is nothing more I would want other than to see NAL BTFO.

Yeah, the worst thing about this is Josh now has confirmed in his mind that he can just wait and a crazy bitch will fall in his lap. Not that he had much chances of a relationship anyway, but now it's dead once Jessica finally fucks off or another BPD woman wants to leech off his Youtube fame.

 

[ADHD]

What’s worse that she apparently seethes and becomes abusive and chaotic because Cobes looks at camgirls while streaming as a cam girl behind his back or that some fucking weirdo out there paid for NaL camwhoring

IIRC during the stream where she had the drunk sads and declared Josh was single, she said he'd given her permission to do cam stuff.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

IIRC during the stream where she had the drunk sads and declared Josh was single, she said he'd given her permission to do cam stuff.

Of course she could by lying and gaslighting out the ass like the does daily.

 

[Your Landlord]

she said he'd given her permission to do cam stuff.

As if he has a choice. He is terrified of her freakouts if courtney's stream is anything to go by.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm still in awe of the video where NAL is having a total BPD meltdown and Cobes is just totally calm and levelheaded trying to descalate the situation. It shows a level of maturity I did not think he had. I was impressed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm still in awe of the video where NAL is having a total BPD meltdown and Cobes is just totally calm and levelheaded trying to descalate the situation. It shows a level of maturity I did not think he had. I was impressed.

Maybe those benzos she gave him unlocked the hidden power.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm still in awe of the video where NAL is having a total BPD meltdown and Cobes is just totally calm and levelheaded trying to descalate the situation. It shows a level of maturity I did not think he had. I was impressed.

she doesn't deserve him
call it spineless, but I know I wouldn't have the same patience he had when she was hitting herself and shit

there's gotta be some assburgers girl who likes family guy out there...

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm still in awe of the video where NAL is having a total BPD meltdown and Cobes is just totally calm and levelheaded trying to descalate the situation. It shows a level of maturity I did not think he had. I was impressed.

People really take for granted that Cobes puts on a persona for the camera and other people who see him in that way. It’s moments like that when he has to drop the act and be himself and act as a voice of reason you can see what he’s really like I think. Cobes is actually a pretty reasonable guy and you see it when he’s put out of his comfort zone. You also see it in this video. Cobes is at a diner with darf and they have a cute waitress, the conversation of getting her number comes up and Cobes points out that asking your server for her number is a fucked up thing to do since they’re just doing their job and it puts them in an awkward position. Later darf asks the waitress for her number on behalf of Josh and she says no she’s at work. Cobes genuinely gets really pissed that darf did that especially after saying how it’s a fucked up thing to do to your server. Edit: rewatched it to refresh my memory he also makes it a point to apologize to the waitress for darf’s behavior.

It goes to show that the “real” Josh in real situations, when he’s sober, is a pretty reasonable dude all things considered and that whatever he rants about when he’s worked up and drinking on his YouTube channel may not be a indicative of the “real” person he his when the camera is off buuuuUUUUUUUTTTTTT I digress

Edit: also rewatching that video you cannot tell me darf is not gay dude. I have a pretty good gaydar and he blows it up fucking dragon ball z scouter style. That dudes gay level is over 9000

 

[JaneThough]

Do you think Cobra would really give a shit if NAL was camwhoring while they were in a relationship? He'd probably just dismiss it as trolling every time someone told him or tried to show him the proofs. But what if he 100% knew on his own without any trolls telling him?

I don’t see why he’d care about her camwhoring when he’s all over chaturbate while she cleans his house. More money for weed and wands!