Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Tism the Return II]

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Silence broken.

I DECIDE WHEN MY STORY'S OVER

Chubby's cringe Persona RP took over his real life it seems.

 

[winterfag]

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Silence broken.

"I'd really prefer it if you end your sentence."

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

In a world of uncertainty, I can take comfort in the fact that no matter what, Adam White will never ever learn

 

[Deez Nuts]

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Silence broken.

Yeah he will never change. That would take being accountable for his actions and getting the real help he needs and putting in hard work.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Silence broken.

There's your problem, Chibi. After doing sexual Persona 5 themed roleplay with a girl you thought was 16 at age 33, you should hate yourself. Even some nonces out there hate that their monkey brains are just wired wrong.

 

[KutasDiaperLair]

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Silence broken.

"My story is not over yet."

He's right. There will be more unique ways for him to humiliate himself for our amusement. The Chibi Cycle never fails.

 

[hfuenms83]

Badass arc in 3… 2… 1… any second now… it’s about to start… it’s gonna be… b-big…

 

[BrainSand63]

Perfect clip for this thread. OneyPlays is good shit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

You're all just describing Jimmy Wang Yang.

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Chibi was a one-man walking circus act in Japan.

Or the man, the myth, the legend: Shoji Tabuchi.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

BING BING WAHOO!

Spoiler

 

[Harm]

He has "get a four year degree from a for-profit college for no fucking reason" money, but can't do anything about the monobrow. Never change, Chibi.

 

[singlele]

I'm not sure. He's definitely got an affectation in his voice that would usually trip my gaydar but part of me also thinks he LARPs as bi to appear less threatening.

"Look ladies, I'm in touch with my feminine side and a don't succumb to toxic masculinity norms that mean I shouldn't point out another man is attractive!"

Sort of like how it's always the loudest Women Respecters™ that turn out to be the most misogynistic weirdos you've ever encountered.

Reminds me of Brandon Wardell's bit about dudes with painted fingernails who he refers to as being "gay for pussy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSLBO5bJ3BI

 

[aochan]

Ladies, one at a time

 

[Marche]

Ladies, one at a time

He has more hair between his eyebrows than he does under his arms.

 

[easy]

Ladies, one at a time

I'm uniquely revolted in two new ways. impressive. the caveman beard with the pseudo Hitler youth style hair part has my vote

the other look makes him look like the kinda guy who slides into a 16 year old's dms.....

 

[Comma]

Ladies, one at a time

Sorry for the crotch-crop, but I think his fly is open. Great photo to use on Facebook, of course!

Are we nearing the "post my penis on the internet again"-phase of the Chibi cycle?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ladies, one at a time

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a dad bod, but you keep implying you're getting in shape.

When people say "post physique" I think they're referring to post-workout gains, Adam.

 

[Mulbruk]

Ladies, one at a time

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Sorry for the crotch-crop, but I think his fly is open. Great photo to use on Facebook, of course!

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Are we nearing the "post my penis on the internet again"-phase of the Chibi cycle?

He hasn't zipped up his fly since he was on that Japanese TV show.

 

[Whaler]

I'm uniquely revolted in two new ways. impressive. the caveman beard with the pseudo Hitler youth style hair part has my vote

the other look makes him look like the kinda guy who slides into a 16 year old's dms.....

It's always impressive how greasy and stringy his hair looks when he lets it grow longer, along with the fact his beard looks like pubic hair because he doesn't do the bare minimum for personal hygiene.

Sorry for the crotch-crop, but I think his fly is open. Great photo to use on Facebook, of course!

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Are we nearing the "post my penis on the internet again"-phase of the Chibi cycle?

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if it was revealed he just removes the zipper. It can only happen a few times before people start to suspect it's on purpose.