Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[levin88]

I'm actually surprised this thread is still going as strong as it is

 

[Rusty Fork]

Sure, I'll try to update you.


I have already proven that it's me by sending a picture of myself holding up a paper with my username earlier in this thread.



Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me
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Spoiler: NSFW (gay)

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'Please play stardew valley with me'

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I thought this was pretty funny
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I am foolish?...
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I'm getting strong UTV stalker vibes, run bro.

 

[turkishoni22]

It’s the insanity of an autistic zoomer trying to mog the farms (which doesn’t care) and a bunch of retards self-immolating. He makes me laugh and it would be particularly hilarious if he went into the belly of the beast to try to troll us and ended up becoming one of us. What he didn’t realize is that this forum is the largest collection of autists besides 4chan and this is really his home to entertain "us,

"doesnt care"

 

[Laplace's Victim]

No. You are pulling some numbers man, holy fuck you are on fire

Do it, no balls.

I'm miring your attempt at flattery.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Why is he so horny?

 

[The Early 2000s]

kiwisisters, we aren't sending our best...

 

[Ogre Magi]

Why is he so horny?

He's a faggot. Need I say anything more?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Sure, I'll try to update you.


I have already proven that it's me by sending a picture of myself holding up a paper with my username earlier in this thread.



Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me
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Spoiler: NSFW (gay)

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'Please play stardew valley with me'

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I thought this was pretty funny
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I am foolish?...
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what the actual fuck am i looking at

 

[GunCar Gary]

i am once again asking null to disable DMs for all users so furries and faggots will stop using kiwi farms as some kind of discord grooming alternative

 

[Evilronald]

I'm caging at constantly being featured.
I don't get it bro.
Does this usually happen on the kiwifarms?

Also yes, the teddy bear pic did feature his face.
I'm not sure if I'm unscrupulous enough to post it...
I mean yeah the guy is a fag, but i don't want to fuck him over too bad.

Little bro: you were saying you were some cringe shit like “dark triad prince” earlier today. I would never send a full body nude to anyone let alone someone on this forum: that’s on him and he shouldve known better. He probably has a humiliation fetish anyways. What did he think would happen? You’d be seduced by his bussy and meet him IRL and become boyfriends? Like what the actual fuck is wrong with this man… Faggots that are as direct as vingle get the rope just like trannies.

 

[Maurice Maine]

I'll fuck you. But I'm topping okay?

 

[Crex Crex]

We need more of these threads to bait out freaks and degens so we can enforce ritual purity on this website mashallah.

 

[Resident Knievel]

light triad cuck response

Nah I’m a gigabased darkchad psychocel, you wouldn’t understand, you’re not schizo enough

 

[Kirtto]

I'm miring your attempt at flattery.

Didn't you said in the looksmaxxing or incels forums that you were also into man or something? You could use the KF as your personal Grindr

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm miring your attempt at flattery.

I wasn't trying. I'm serious. You got on the board twice and had Josh read out your speech on MATI. Bro, you're fucking famous now in this tiny corner of the web because you went full force autism.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

What in the goddamn hell is this development? Went from retard incel zoomer incel zooming over this thread to asshole pics and autistic fags being faggy in the DMs to said retard incel zoomer.

Is it because it's Hitler's birthday 420 soon or some shit and people are getting crunked on every substance known to man?

 

[TenMilesWide]

>incel becomes such a chad that kiwis are literally throwing themselves at him

Like I and others have said, dude wasn't even bad looking in the before pics. That he identified as an incel at such a young age is a worrying reminder that we live in a society more than a failing on his part, all congrats and platitudes to him on getting out (though given he's ended up on kiwifarms getting DM'd buttholes by fag I must question the mechanisms he has formed in doing so).

I'm caging at constantly being featured.
I don't get it bro.
Does this usually happen on the kiwifarms?

New users posting a thread that gets featured twice? not very often. Self-identifying (former?) members of existing lolcow communities coming in to post will get featured every time because it's the perfect overlap of funny and uncommon, and featured threads universally get a flood of (retarded and noncontributing) engagement.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

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For the sake of looking more masculine, ensure you don't neglect the training of your neck, traps, and forearms. There are many movements you can find for isolating these areas. Moreover, having a strong as fuck grip is a good indicator of health as much as it is strength.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Please be silent and bow your heads in prayer with me.

Dear Jesus, please give these men the guidance and wisdom they need to not be massive retards on the internet. Please bless them with whatever they need to live their lives in service to you, Lord, and to correct their misdoings. We are all fools to you, Lord, but we are thankful for the knowledge and strength we have been given in order to be a bit better every day.

Amen.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Aside from the uncovered faggotry, I've got one question for the looksmaxxxing zoomie: 225 below parallel?