Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[Null]

@SIGSEGV he wants that bear computer bussy

 

[NoReturn]

I'm getting strong UTV stalker vibes, run bro.

What exactly am I looking at here?

 

[cia-log]

Am I just not cute enough to get random sext DMs?
Because at this point it seems like everybody gets them but me

Because the last Kiwi orgy you were invited to you let out a real sulphuric, eggy kind of fart. Deny it all you want but we all knew it was you, so don't expect to get invited ever again.

 

[Sugriva]

Love to see such LGBT diversity on the Farms

 

[Kirtto]

Alright, I don't care if it's flattery anymore. You won me over.

Here's the face of the faggot:

Pretty hot, you should consider his bussy raping offer, your physiognomy is already one of a homosexual

 

[Devious Dave]

Sure, I'll try to update you.


I have already proven that it's me by sending a picture of myself holding up a paper with my username earlier in this thread.



Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me
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Spoiler: NSFW (gay)

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'Please play stardew valley with me'

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I thought this was pretty funny
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I am foolish?...
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[Shitted Scaredless]

I love this website.

 

[Rob Wolchek]

So you won't feature BMJ's birthday, but you will feature a thread with some faggot who sends his asshole to random kiwis.

Rat fag mods

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Because the last Kiwi orgy you were invited to you let out a real sulphuric, eggy kind of fart. Deny it all you want but we all knew it was you, so don't expect to get invited ever again.

I said I was sorry, gosh.

 

[Evilronald]

@Laplace Victim: I hate you so much for me no longer being able to say I hate all of Gen Z. It’s about time your pathetic generation produced someone capable of understanding and mastering the ways of the Old Internet. It’s so nice to see some new fags on this site contributing and assimilating to the culture. Your understanding of incels is quite good as well, I remember 2014 when the Supreme Gentleman ascended to become king of the incels from the grave.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I don't get it bro.
Does this usually happen on the kiwifarms?

No you autistic motherfucker, it's not normal. You sperged out so hard that you got two features in a 7 day period? That takes some real pants-on-head retard dedication.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I shouldn't really be shocked that gay men take slutty selfies like women but.... with their long ass dangly sack just hanging down like that... do other gays really find that appealing? it looks so bizarre

Well this is the same community where shoving your whole arm into some guy's asshole is considered sexy to some.

Which says a lot when other fags will look at it like "Wtf is actually wrong with you degenerates? You're the reason why being gay used to be considered a mental illness."

 

[Rusty Fork]

What exactly am I looking at here?

Some gay guy stalked a tripfag on 4chan for over 200 threads.
He collected all his posts, wrote furry fan fiction about them, made a belt out of his printed posts, ect.
The PDF in that screenshot should have an archive of everything he collected.

 

[winterfag]

this is the second instance of gay DM drama in like a month but I wasn't involved in either of them what the hell

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Sure, I'll try to update you.


I have already proven that it's me by sending a picture of myself holding up a paper with my username earlier in this thread.



Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me
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Spoiler: NSFW (gay)

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'Please play stardew valley with me'

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I thought this was pretty funny
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I am foolish?...
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You heard him sexy boy. You need to take the reins at break that pony like the man you claim to be.

 

[Evilronald]

So you won't feature BMJ's birthday, but you will feature a thread with some faggot who sends his asshole to random kiwis.

Rat fag mods

This is fucking Eddie’s doing! He sent this zoomer autist to take attention away from Bossmanjack. He’s treated so unfairly.

 

[younevershould]

ohhhhhhhhh so thats why he did this its because he really is just another one of them

 

[derpherp2]

You got me: i do care. Im like a proud older brother seeing his retarded sibling finally be funny and coming into his own. I’m not seething, I’m laughing and this whole thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. The fact he can get a thread featured twice in a week is only accomplished by Nick Rekeita. He’s managed to make the joke go from him to Vingle.

Look I'm just saying the hypothetical of his body count was irrelevant.
If he has 0, he DESERVES 17.

I will help him get laid to SPITE our local gaycel. And that comes from the heart.

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Hey your mouth is always closed prove you don't have gingivitis
@Laplace Victim

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

No you autistic motherfucker, it's not normal. You sperged out so hard that you got two features in a 7 day period? That takes some real pants-on-head retard dedication.

Wrong, we all went through the Kiwi DM Humiliation Ritual for our right to post here.
Josh Moon has personally collected untold numbers of gay butthole pictures, as collateral.