Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[SentinentCloud]

tl:dr

 

[SentinentCloud]

Don't you have to cope about gym clothes instead of making your existence everyone's problem again Barge?
Or do you want to give this guy a ride on a snowmobile or whatever euphemism you used just to "own da kiwicels." Cuz bitching about @Vingle while BEING a vingle is fucking funny as hell. So please keep going.

marge has to take her frustations of the farms because instead of hot twinks she can only scores chinaman with small penises

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Spoiler: NSFW (gay)

View attachment 5915515View attachment 5915516

I don't want to be mean but my first thought after seeing your pictures was "I'm surprised women like his style but I'm sure gays love it".

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I thought this was a dumb feature, just giving attention to an attention whore. I'll admit that I was wrong. I guess it was a honeytrap for even more whorish behavior.

 

[Justtocheck]

Do I need to be broccoli head-lookmaxxer to get those levels of gay attention? I thought that gym 3 times a week was enough...

 

[Waifu Days]

I turn around for a second and now there are gay buttholes all over the place. You boys need to be nice to this goofy Sanjaya pretty boy. Sure, talk shit - get hit. Now we should all know some users on the Kiwi Farms like to "hit."

ought this was a dumb feature, just giving attention to an attention whore. I'll admit when I'm wrong. I guess it was a honeytrap for even more whorish behavior.

I get the feeling that the mods are loving this thread. It is the honeytrap revenge at it's finest. Who will be next, I wonder?

 

[JamusActimus]

The "your personality" cope really needs to die, looks are everything because we evolved strongly value looks. Not saying that one cannot look pass looks or ignore it but it takes a conscientious effort to overcome your instincts

Looks help to fuck but if you want a stable fulfilling long term relationship then you need personality and maturity.

Even stars who are the pinnacle of attractiveness often have 2-3 marriages and end up estranged from their children.

 

[The Invisible Man]

I get the feeling that the mods are loving this thread. It is the honeytrap revenge at it's finest. Who will be next, I wonder?

It’s gonna be me. Wish me luck.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

This thread went *precisely* as how I expected it to.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

>incel becomes such a chad that kiwis are literally throwing themselves at him

I'm not sure that's the standard around here.

...

But @Laplace Victim, points for handling that well. @Vingle, Jesus Christ. Rude and tacky. (And clumsy. Have a little finesse... but with men your own age and stage in life, creeper.)

Hey your mouth is always closed prove you don't have gingivitis
@Laplace Victim

Pretty sure he has said he has braces. Which is perfectly fine but maybe he thinks they don't give the smolder so much.

So instead of a dark triad prince, you're saying I'm just a conceited asshole?

Well, the fact that I didn't mention your name and also talked about other examples for the point, but you brought it to yourself might say something.

The good news is that it's easier to stop being conceited than to stop having a malignant personality disorder.

like how ugly people are freaks in bed.

tmi, fren

 

[JamusActimus]

He literally talked about it on MATI, as a fellow millennial we think zoomers are hilarious. His audacity was amusing and actually impressive. Going on here and showing your face and trolling the forum takes some balls.

What about posting your face and Id on the farms and sending it to Null?
Is that based?
Is my boy @BgRebelle based too?

 

[Creative Username]

This thread went *precisely* as how I expected it to.

I saw 300 or so comments about how he has those oh-so-perfect dick-sucking lips, and I raised my eyebrow slightly. When this shit happened, I was not exactly caught off guard.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm just amazed someone decided to post pictures of their butthole on Kiwifarms. Even more shocked that person was a True and Honest Kiwi.

 

[The Invisible Man]

Tsundere hypothesis confirmed; kiwi farmers are faggots.

No… NO! I-it can’t be true! That’s impossible!!!

 

[The Observer]

Alright, I don't care if it's flattery anymore. You won me over.

Here's the face of the faggot:

Ah fuck you man. I was beginning to actually respect you. We didn't have to see the face of the bastard

 

[Evilronald]

What about posting your face and Id on the farms and sending it to Null?
Is that based?
Is my boy @BgRebelle based too?
View attachment 5916050

Not based, definitely retarded. But it takes a certain level of boldness to do so.

 

[SIGSEGV]

OP looks like a faggot. If I passed him by on the street I was assumed he was getting railed by men on the daily.

Just look at him. He has all the zest of a goddamn orange grove. This is the face of a gay man.

 

[Waifu Days]

With all this talk about his lips, no one has asked the real steamy question. Does he play the trumpet or some other brass instrument? Not asking for any reason in particular.

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm just amazed someone decided to post pictures of their butthole on Kiwifarms. Even more shocked that person was a True and Honest Kiwi.

You guys didn't know Vingle lmao? He's very self-aware, and I'm sure he's giggling like a retard that he got featured. Based Vingle.

 

[JamusActimus]

Not based, definitely retarded. But it takes a certain level of boldness to do so.

It was very funny.
He made an account, reported his thread and pretty much wrote.
I am the true and Honnest Jemiscor, here's a picture of me with my ID now delete the thread.