Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

The dab has been hit, but on who?

  • Broccoli boy self-doxing to epicly own the Internet

    Votes: 1,238 57.9%

  • Old, sexless Kiwispergs

    Votes: 902 42.1%
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    2,140
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Would you look at that, Kiwichuds got a perfect 41% rating. It's so fucking over.
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derpherp2 said:
We do absolutely hate people that try to curtail our shitflinging.
Like trannies. Or pearl-clutching degenerates.
So trannies and furries.
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I think that the more normal members on here also don’t like people trying to mess with teenagers. I can’t really think of many super young lolcows that aren’t there because of their parents pushing them into it (think Desmond is amazing and jazz jennings). OP doesn’t seem to be one of those so I think some of us slightly older folks are more protective of him and trying to warn him from going down that road. I also want him to make his own choices: if he’s meant to be a cow I want it to be his own fault and not because a bunch of Internet Weirdos caused it.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm impressed, I'm not going to talk any more shit about this dude. I think this may be the first dude who ever showed up and instantly got a thread, then turned it around by getting a member to go full lolcow.
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This feels like the Farms equivalent of punching the lights out of the biggest guy in the prison block on day one. Kinda kooky, but mad respect.
 
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Creative Username said:
I saw 300 or so comments about how he has those oh-so-perfect dick-sucking lips, and I raised my eyebrow slightly. When this shit happened, I was not exactly caught off guard.
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At first I thought it was just because a lot of these guys are sharing one brain cell and could not think of another tepid insult, but many of them are also closet cases.
Butwhythough2 said:
Adding this one to the random.txt thread.

@Laplace Victim a little warning, during Keffals' "#dropkiwifarms" saga users here were able to dox him based on the bedsheets and doorknobs. So don't think you're undoxable. You've already had one faggot make a pass at you, what happens when a competent faggot decides he wants that bussy and he makes looking for you a personal project of his. So be careful and don't give up anymore information than you already have.
I didn't like you coming to kick the hornets nest like you did, but you are one of us now. Enjoy your stay fellow Kiwi.
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WelperHelper99 said:
Don't forget the eye dox. Literally galaxy brained move, check the reflection in someone's eye.
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The only people this motivated to figure out Laplace’s location by staring deeply into his eyes and cross referencing his drawer pulls against old real estate and rental listings are the same Kiwis who

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At first I thought it was just because a lot of these guys are sharing one brain cell and could not think of another tepid insult, but many of them are also closet cases.



The only people this motivated to figure out Laplace’s location by staring deeply into his eyes and cross referencing his drawer pulls against old real estate and rental listings are the same Kiwis who
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**kiwis who want the D
 
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