Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I know she's going for "Disney princess", but she looks like she's thinking about eating that bird in the thumbnail. I'm getting flashbacks to the bathtub Peeps.
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She is dying much faster now the weather has turned a bit.
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Also, is it just me or is it insane the way Gunt says shit like “…another beautiful day in Canada!”
I mean, I don’t film myself at all, but iff’n I did, I wouldn’t exclaim “another beautiful day in the USA!”

Does she do that for her “international” viewership or is she just a fucking brainstem.

Nevermind.

ETA: She’s afraid of Bigfoot. Not the brutal war just miles from her villa, Bigfoot.
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I know the teeth thing has been done to death, but holy jeeeezus her front top teeth are browner than they were yesterday.

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This bitch is smoking around the fucking clock.
 
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Vlog: "OUT OF SHAPE AT THE UPPER CANADA BIRD SANCTUARY CANADA VLOG!" This title does not roll off the tongue.

Here's the yewtu.be link.

IN PROGRESS

  • Pink midi music intro.
  • Squinting in the sun at the park and giving a "shameless Cameo plug."
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  • Squeaky influencer voice "hey guise" intro to tell us we're at the bird place. She sounds like she's been sucking down helium like it's a Twisty Misty.
  • Apparently amazed to see deer, who are unafraid. I will alog if I try to talk about deer, so I won't. She's saying "hi" and giggling breathlessly (literally breathlessly).
  • Sign for the "Great Lakes Waterfront Trail" in view. Says there are many different walking trails.
  • But now we're back in the car, red-faced and out of breath. Our ensemble today is a gray tarp with flat metallic circles on the shoulders, and our chin Spanx are shades of blue.
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  • She's preaching us about the virtues of appreciating the little things.
  • Shows us her paw and says she needs a manicure, "ew!" I think she's also not-so-subtly trying to show that she's wearing her ring, after tons of people pointed out that she hasn't been wearing it.
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  • Going to get her nails manicured, but no color (she means no polish). This is likely because everyone has also pointed out that she can't properly pray with polish on her nails.
  • Filming the park/trail. It's very pretty, and it looks like a great day for a walk. She's completely out of breath, and this is a completely flat area.
  • Then it speeds up, with music over the footage, so we can't tell how slow she's going or how loud her breath is. You can still tell that she's wobbling side-to-side, though.
  • Now what looks like a pond. She doesn't fall in and create a tidal wave, unfortunately.
  • We arrive at a weathered bench with "in memory of" plaques and sit on it. Filming continues.
  • Talking about windbreakers. Huh? She looks rough in the sun.
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  • Back to walking. "I'm loving this day," she pants.
  • She's apparently walking on a path/track that circles back to her car.
  • River is in view. She's so out of breath. I can't stress that enough.
  • When she was a kid, there were rumors of bodies in the river. "Surely there are," she muses.
  • Clicks her tongue at birdhouses in the way you click your tongue if you're trying to get a cat to come to you.
  • Another bench, another sitting break.
  • Says she has an appointment at 2:30.
  • Says no one understands her "journey" blah blah blah, we've gotten this speech a lot lately.
  • Sped-up footage of her wobbly walk.
  • Still outside, weirdly tells us where she is again, as if this is actually the beginning of the vlog.
  • Admits she's out of breath.
  • Text on screens says she's afraid of Bigfoot. She should be afraid of DKA.
  • Repeats several times that there's no one around.
  • Says she's out of breath because she's overweight and has asthma, "yesssh."
  • Says hello to lots of random animals and clicks her tongue at them.
  • Sitting down again.
  • Says she's surprised how quickly you can lose your stamina. She's "not in the best of shape." Understatement of the year. Also, everyone has been telling her how easy it is to get deconditioned, and it's been a whole year in the fartbox.
  • Admits she can't walk "very far" without getting "uncomfortable."
  • Says she's going to stick with the discomfort (XXXXX) to see some improvment.
  • And she's going to eat healthier and "a lot less" (XXXXXXXXXXX).
  • Why does she keep clicking her tongue at wildlife?
  • Is under the impression that the bird is coming when she calls.
  • "There's so much nature and animals!"
  • Sings some song, which people have said is from a Disney movie. I'm not familiar with it and don't know.
  • You can see dried white foam at the corners of her mouth.
  • Gunt out!

I caught this on Twitter earlier but was not in a position to screencap is, but the top she was wearing that has what looks like shower grommets on the sleeves came from Giant Tiger, but she was wearing that before the Giant Tiger vlog. She may have been there more than once, or she may be giving us a messed-up timeline. Just something to consider.

Somewhat related side note: if anyone is interested, the Merlin app is pretty cool for identifying birdcalls.

I'll attach an archive to this if I can find one and no one beats me to it.

Archive via StuffKSaid on Twitter.

 
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For Gunt reference purposes, the (male) “client” Charles in this evening’s episode of My 600-lb Life is 5 feet tall, and around 675 pounds.

Fuck TLC for not letting me screenshot it, and Google image search only produced pics of his head. To see him waddling (to be fair I suspect he has either a form or dwarfism or a neuro-skeletal disorder) around at that size is… just breathtaking.
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It indicates to me that Gunt is definitely around 550 pounds.

All in all, this episode rates a “you’ve missed three appointments and gained a hunnerd seventy pounds. What you tink we can do for you?” on the MSHPL scale.
 
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Her ‘cooing about NAY-CHUR’always factors into her attempts to convince viewers that she’s reforming her life.

Trying not to sound too gushy here but after a couple of weeks of ‘not quite winter’, real spring is bursting forth. Endless skeins of geese overhead, earnest little birds gravely pondering potential nesting material, more song birds back every day and the blessed sight of early GREEN.

It’s still chilly in the wind but for her weight, the conditions couldn’t be better for walking. She won’t, other than performatively.

It’s a shame she has no appreciation for the small blessings in life, including the change from winter to spring,

But her idea of blessings is being accidentally given an extra measure of gravy with whatever swill she’s ordered,
 
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It sounds like she's trying to "skinny up" for her next flight to Kuwait. She has very briefly tried and failed numerous times. Remember in the weeks leading up to the Thailand trip she tried (and immediately failed) a water fast and spent 90 seconds walking backwards on an elliptical? Then she threw in the towel and started eating herself silly right up until the day of the trip.

The last flight was the worst for her, and it isn't going to be any better next time, especially if she continues to buy one economy seat. With the latest unrest in the ME, she can only hope that it won't be a full flight, and no one will be sitting next to her.
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I'm not saying where I live is perfect, smells of flowers, 100% clean.. but wtf is Kuwait man? Why is there just random destroyed buildings, rubble all over the roads/pavement.. is that a normal thing in middle eastern countries?? Looks dirty as fuck.
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As someone who lives in a third-world shithole - but not Kuwait, sorry - I can offer a theory: it's willy-nilly unregulated construction. Even in my relatively civilized gated colony there's people who get the great idea to build two more floors or even remake the whole house. Policemen come visit to receive hush money and to turn a blind eye to the piles of stones, bricks, cement, what have you spilling onto the road and disrupting thoroughfare.
 
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Deathfats don't live the same as the rest of us, they eat because it's the only dopamine they have can get themselves. She has nothing left in her life but the small injections of pleasure when taking a bite from food, no matter the consequence (food poisoning, diabetes issues). Example that bowl of carbs after getting out of hospital seems absurd to us but to her it's a little bowl of sunshine that makes her feel some joy in her miserable, lonely life. The only victims of her poor eating choices are her and whatever shitter she decided to destroy at least.

Edit: I was writing a post and accidentally posted this while half asleep so I apologise, was meant to write something with far better input but I'm sleepy.
 
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charcutierie said:
genuinely don't understand why she won't quit YouTube.
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Oh, fuck, another Reddit-tier retard.

What do you imagine Chantal would do at this point, if not YouTube? Get a job? Where? Doing what? And who the fuck would hire her?

She'd have to show up on time, not leave early, be reasonably hygienic, get along with her boss and co-workers, do as she's told, be pleasant (or at least not openly hostile and argumentative) toward customers, eat only at designated mealtimes, not take overly-long bathroom breaks (and not create a hazmat scene each time), and do the job well enough not to get her fat ass fired.

Chantal failed at all of that, back in her pre-YouTube days, which was why she got on YouTube in the first place (while lying to Bibi that she was looking for a job, having been fired from her last one for being a lazy, incompetent sack of shit).

She has degenerated in every way a human possibly can in the years since she was last employed. Why the fuck would anybody hire her? She has no skills, no talents (besides getting lots of negative attention), no education, and no work experience for the last seven or eight years. And that's before anybody googles her fat ass and sees what she got herself up to during her YouTube career.

On top of that? She doesn't want a job. She doesn't want to do anybody else's bidding all day. What's her plan to make enough money to live on? There is no plan; this is Chantal we're talking about.

And that's why she's still on YouTube.
 
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Oh yeah, that definitely fell off in the shower. It's about to fall off any second!
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I always thought that ring looked tacky and cheap as fuck. I am not saying all wedding rings need to be expensive ofc its about the thought/ceremony (which there wasnt in this case) but if any of you are familiar with the shop called “primark” you know you could find this tacky ass ring there for like £2 ($1?).

*Edit* @RabbleRouser Her teeth remind me of this, literally just a fused block of dirt & plaque, like how hard is it to just brush your teeth to get rid of it? I'm also expecting a ton more rages/passive aggressive streams when she's back in Kuwait while sucking on the shisha. There has been no rage streams, she hasn't really streamed that much at all and it's because she's constantly high off her fucking mind but once she's back in Kuweight, no more.
 

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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
I always thought that ring looked tacky and cheap as fuck. I am not saying all wedding rings need to be expensive ofc its about the thought/ceremony (which there wasnt in this case) but if any of you are familiar with the shop called “primark” you know you could find this tacky ass ring there for like £2 ($1?).

*Edit* @RabbleRouser Her teeth remind me of this, literally just a fused block of dirt & plaque, like how hard is it to just brush your teeth to get rid of it? I'm also expecting a ton more rages/passive aggressive streams when she's back in Kuwait while sucking on the shisha. There has been no rage streams, she hasn't really streamed that much at all and it's because she's constantly high off her fucking mind but once she's back in Kuweight, no more.
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Is the yellow lego depicting her teeth or her ring? Or bolth?
 
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