Admit it; the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

[LanceHaver]

After reading those DMs with @Vingle sexually harassing this guy and disrespecting the pizza parlour, no offence but I can't be seen in places like this anymore

 

[turkishoni22]

I have never been a 10, in my prime my body was a solid 8-8.5 but my face was never GQ model worthy, I just fucked a bunch of 4's till eventually I knew how to talk an 8 into bed and then a couple of 6's into threesome. Before I was married I had at least five 3 somes and one 4 some. My wife hates that part of my life but she also hates I post on KF and never reads my shit anyway so whatever. Fake it till you make it and then pretend you never had to fake it in the first place. my body count is around 35-40 my total worth is around 1.3 mil. I'm basically Andrew Tate if he were shorter and had autism.

if you were truly 8-8.5/10 u would mog most GQ models jfl no face no care

 

[AltisticRight]

Faggots and degeneracy. Name a more iconic duo.

Kiwi Farms and DM chains.

 

[Kirtto]

The fact that Laplace got DMs of both woman and gays wanting to fucking him absolutely proves his point and btfo the farms tbh

 

[AnOminous]

It's a magic trick at this point.

No thread ever gets less gay after the posting of the butthole of a KF user.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Somehow this thread became worse-

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Alright you guys said it's fine to post DMs, so here you go:


This dude scares me

I'll admit I still think you are a attention seeking retard who brought this upon yourself, on the other hand you baited Vingle into sharing nudes, which is incredibly funny. Please do share more unsolicited DMs in the future.

 

[Waifu Days]

No thread ever gets less gay after the posting of the butthole of a KF user.

At least with James Randi's magic tricks, he made things disappear. This thread gave given me things that will never go away, no matter how much I scrub. I have lost my appetite, though.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Alright, I don't care if it's flattery anymore. You won me over.

Here's the face of the faggot:
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@SIGSEGV bro what in the fuck are you up to lol

 

[JamusActimus]

I have never been a 10, in my prime my body was a solid 8-8.5 but my face was never GQ model worthy, I just fucked a bunch of 4's till eventually I knew how to talk an 8 into bed and then a couple of 6's into threesome. Before I was married I had at least five 3 somes and one 4 some. My wife hates that part of my life but she also hates I post on KF and never reads my shit anyway so whatever. Fake it till you make it and then pretend you never had to fake it in the first place. my body count is around 35-40 my total worth is around 1.3 mil. I'm basically Andrew Tate if he were shorter and had autism.

You are a retard.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

The fact that Laplace got DMs of both woman and gays wanting to fucking him absolutely proves his point and btfo the farms tbh

I think it actually reinforces the axiom that you will meet some very weird, autistic and sexually desperate/degenerate people on the Internet.

Especially if you create a thread where you try to dab on a bunch of strangers in a niche forum on the Internet.

 

[Named User]

To be fair, I do enjoy @SentinentCloud ’s sexy DMs.

 

[TenMilesWide]

The fact that Laplace got DMs of both woman and gays wanting to fucking him absolutely proves his point and btfo the farms tbh

I think it just proves if you post selfies with the strong implication of 'ayo i'm dtf hmu' you'll get unpleasant and desperate creatures in the DMs, I see no correlation with the attractiveness of either party here.
I should steal some lopsided faggot's selfies off discord and pretend I'm him, see what kinda DMs I get. Might be a fun experiment.

Spoiler: EDIT: lopsided faggot

god I hope I ditched enough metadata that you can't track this guy down and bully him on my behalf. Pretend he's me (and I just said "ayo i'm dtf hmu"), send me any messages you would send a guy who looks like this, I bet I can get at least 1 homoerotic saucy DM even with this dude's hairline retreating like it is.

 

[Space Pope]

Everyone is having gay sex except me. Sigh.

 

[❤️ Rivet ❤️]

This man has singlehandedly given incels their biggest win of all time. I'm glad I didn't post something mean on page 2 like I planned OP because you are based.

 

[Waifu Days]

I think it's cute that @Laplace Victim was afraid of breaking the "rules" and held on to these dms. What a cross to bear.

I do like the mental image of Null and the mods twirling their mustaches and cackling over such a rule.

"No broccoli-boy, you cannot share your dms. You must hold on to those gay buttholes. It is only magical for me and the other mods if you covet and secretly hold the gay buttholes. Enjoy prison is you share the gay buttholes, child"

 

[namvata]

I'm litcherally ROFLMAOing my ass off on the flood laughing reading these DMs rn

"used up and run through" lmao you can practically feel the roastie seethe coming from that dm

yeah I'm sorry but dudes don't get "used up" in the same way that women do because it takes massive effort to be a "stud" and little to no effort to be a giant whore. You could be fat as a whale as a woman and still find some very ugly or average looking guy willing to fuck you.

 

[Battlefield42]

@Vingle is your typical sad fag. gives bad name to actual fags

 

[AnOminous]

I do like the mental image of Null and the mods twirling their mustaches and cackling over such a rule.

I demand gay buttholes in 1080p.

 

[Nobunaga]

We can't have @Vingle in our social club no more, that much i do know