Official Kiwifarms act like a white man thread

[JambledUpWords]

I love my wife’s son

 

[Locker Boy]

Nigger.

 

[The Last Stand]

When is Seinfeld coming on?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

gosh!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I'm going to build a civilized society where my children can walk to school and play outside.

That is unless I live in Eastern Europe. Then I'm going to squat in an Adidas tracksuit and drink vodka.

 

[#FF0000]

Do you accept credit cards?

 

[JambledUpWords]

My wife told me to go buy some milk, vitamins, and bread at Costco. I ended up spending $300 because I saw too many good deals.

 

[Waifu Days]

By golly, I was fixing to go to the Ace hardware and look into investing in a storage shed. I heard they offer pressed wood siding as an option. They press the color right it. Very convenient.

 

[Myau]

Is that gruten free?

 

[JambledUpWords]

No real man drinks cocktails like some kind of woman. Real men drink either straight whisky or beer

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Oh, I’m being pulled over? I’ll definitely survive!

 

[retard strength II]

Gonna have to turn down the promotion, the company would want me to work abroad a few months of the year and I can't do that to my wife and kids. I don't want to miss them growing up.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I'd better change that fire alarm battery. I don't want it to distract me when I call my father today.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Oh boy, I sure do love asian women

 

[Midwest Midwit]

Forget your school work, son. You're going to learn the value of a dollar. I promise it'll set you up for life better than the Jewish, Indian and Chinese kids.

 

[Lokenstien]

My "allies" and I divided up the Middle East into random subsections and countries with out understanding preexisting cultures and consulting the native populations. Now they're all killing each other and I left because the conflict didn't help me extract more raw resources. AITA?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Did you see the new security holograms on the driver's licenses?

 

[pork and beans]

i LOOOVE nickelback

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Guys we should start a podcast.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Do you have anything gluten free?