Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Aaron Imholte and one of his cohosts are going out for karaoke. The discussion of the night was a main topic of the 4/17/2024 Steel Toe evening show.
Once again, this is a complete coincidence.

Balldo and Our Gollum loves karaoke.
Total coincidence guys, nothing to see here. Move on.

He was not wearing his wedding ring, which has been on and off throughout his recent streams.

Balldo seems to be assembling a harem of pre-owned wine mums.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Like the assumption song?

(sound warning: a bit loud)

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Reminds me of this.

 

[daffodils]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:

https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

 

[Potatoherder]

I just don't why he his making excuses. He isn't under a rumble deal and he is his own boss. If he wants to go out singling and dancing with his boy friends just say he is not streaming. The only person he is hurting is himself by not streaming, his viewers will move on.

 

[velvetelvis]

Rekieta household

And here's Melton going over April Imholte's public 'karaoke' playlist on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZU9eF7VpPQ
You'll need to catch the replay, because he disables playback but it should be up later.
April's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyk-x5UPn5TeQzqNv1CxnsZBfGsX0V9GN
Spergs in his discord managed to suss out what date the songs were added; most over the last month. It's a soundtrack to their relationship troubles, rekindling, more troubles, separation, breakup, and moving on.
Alexa, play So Far Away by Staind

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

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Her face at the beginning is simply amazing. That sustained smile. At least she did her people's equivalent of trying compared to her recent streams I've seen.

There’s this uncanny valley look about Megan. I swear I’ve seen this face in some analog horror. It wouldn’t look out of place in The Mandela Catalogue.

 

[Cornstarch Colonizer]

There’s this uncanny valley look about Megan. I swear I’ve seen this face in some analog horror. It wouldn’t look out of place in The Mandela Catalogue.

It's Jeff the Killer or Gwynplaine from The Man that Laughs.

 

[LiquidKid]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

Wait…did he just casually mention that the kids are so neglected that no one even feeds them?

 

[thebigdream]

So, these fevers huh? Becoming more frequent huh? Like a compromised immune system huh?

So WEIRD.
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Tomorrow, not today!, uh uh, Tomorrow! uh uh.

Let's see if he can beat his high score and hit a million degrees

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wait…did he just casually mention that the kids are so neglected that no one even feeds them?

Corner demon is actually the ghost of his kids

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

This boils my piss. This FUNNY excuse of a man is so busy with his WEIRD schedule that a stranger is reheating canned slop to his hungry kids. This isn't even Ethan Ralph tier shit, the Ralphamale at least picked women who care for their kids.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

I think at this point, all the posts worrying about his kids are rendered moot. Face it, they're all gonna turn out fucked.

 

[Swole McPole]

Like the assumption song?

There's an English playground skipping rhyme, Lulu had a baby -- that pretty well all children know (or used to know)

It's a variant of this, though the lyrics were implicitly much cruder: Rather than grabbing the baby by his 'hair cut, shampoo, ring the barbers bell', he was grabbed by his 'cocktails, cocktails, two and six a glass, if you do not like it, stick it up your ask no questions, tell no lies', etc., etc.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

Imagine being a kid and having to beg for food from the dude who fucks your father's ass a few times a week.

I guess they have to, otherwise there's nothing to eat but the same old snacks all day. I'd say Nick's kids will grow up fat, but they're probably so starved and Nick calls them fat if they don't look like they're fresh out of Auschwitz like he and Kayla do. I'm sure he emphasizes that to the daughters, since otherwise Uncle Drexel won't take them to Gay 90s for their 18th birthday.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


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https://rumble.com/v4pyc59-jordan-peterson-couldnt-save-this-lobster-stms-04-17-24.html

$3000 dollar snack budget, and his kids are still feasting on spaghettios. These kids need Mary Poppins to come down and save their asses, because their mother and father obviously do not give enough of a shit about them, to at least feed them healthy meals once in a while.

 

[Bepis]

What I want to know is how these kids aren't visible from space eating $3000 of spaghettios a month

 

[feral cat #6385]

There’s this uncanny valley look about Megan. I swear I’ve seen this face in some analog horror. It wouldn’t look out of place in The Mandela Catalogue.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

There’s this uncanny valley look about Megan. I swear I’ve seen this face in some analog horror. It wouldn’t look out of place in The Mandela Catalogue.

she's right behind you Ramen, don't make any sudden movements

 

[Anticipointment]

I guess they have to, otherwise there's nothing to eat but the same old snacks all day.

No, not any more, the snack buying nanny is no longer around. They are down to the canned spaghetti-o now.

I'd say Nick's kids will grow up fat, but they're probably so starved and Nick calls them fat if they don't look like they're fresh out of Auschwitz like he and Kayla do.

All the children are extremely skinny. Not necessarily in a starved way, but very thin nonetheless.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Sean has said some critical things, but is not in open break with Nose

I tried going and finding it but couldn't find it one of Sean's recent streams. But, someone asked him what was going between him and Nick and Sean basically said "we're on different paths" or "we're going separate ways" something to the effect of that statement.

EDIT:
I found it. 6:41:23 he gets a superchat, and responds with "we're just going our separate ways".