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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I don't think Kevin even has an orientation; he's been so porn-fried that anything resembling porn will get him off.

Somebody put it the best once - if someone who has a fetish for balloons and all things involving balloons do they really have an orientation?

Like most AGPs, Kevin's base sexuality is straight - we've seen this with his massive Kindness simping and how he'll sniff around females. But ultimately, Kevin's paraphilias essentially overrides any orientation he has. The fear of people not indulging him makes him go for other delusional transidentified males. I'm willing to bet that meeting a woman who won't play along is his absolute worst fear.

ETA: the reason Kevin is mostly using gay male slang is because it's available - male sexuality is open, aggressive and easily accessible. To actually understand female sexuality, or specifically lesbianism, you'd actually need to interact with them on a regular basis and they're not open to degenerates like Kev-Kev.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Talk about girl talk, if I had a nickel for every time a girl has to stop and measure a dick to make sure she can take it. Like we get it, your vagina has very specific dimensions, jeez, you don't have to tell everyone in the bar.

I like this a lot. Kevin just comes out and says it's an ideology or religion.

Unfortunately for Kevin, ideologies and religions have died off before.

If our social concepts of gender were different from what they were there never would have been "tranness" as Kevin interprets it. Consider, hypothetically, if we existed in a matriarchy, what would Kevin want to identify into? Is that "tranness" because then all you're identifying into is just the opposite of what you perceive as the dominant idea. That's not something you can "genocide" because its inherent in all forms of reality unless you're a retard like Kevin. (Nazis couldn't "erase" trans people because the concept didn't exist yet for them to attack.)

These dudes go to Applebee's way too much.

 

[stupid frog]

WHAT IS THIS SIDE TITTY PROFILE HAHAHAHA

IT LOOKS THE SAME YOU CAN SEE THE FAKE BOOB END AND REAL TRIANGLE TIT START LOL

Spoiler

 

[kazuhiro]

Kevin is taking dilation as seriously as ever.

His mom doesn't mind that he's gay, but just thinks it's embarrassing her son pretends to be a woman. And he hates her for it (lmao).


He's "incapable of not inhaling large amounts of weed daily."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

His mom doesn't mind that he's gay, but just thinks it's embarrassing her son pretends to be a woman. And he hates her for it (lmao).

In which anarchocommunist Kevin bitches about how his mom (and "conservative Christians") would adhere to science and reason rather than accept whatever appears in a random divine vision.

 

[Poonocchio]

WHAT IS THIS SIDE TITTY PROFILE HAHAHAHA

IT LOOKS THE SAME YOU CAN SEE THE FAKE BOOB END AND REAL TRIANGLE TIT START LOL

Spoiler

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That mottled and scarred right one makes me feel so weird looking at it. Awful.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Kevin is taking dilation as seriously as ever.

It's gonna close up again, isn't it?

He's "incapable of not inhaling large amounts of weed daily."

While it may not be the most disgusting thing that Kevin does, it's irritating that any lack of discipline just gets fetishized so that he has zero reason to change for the better.

Fat slob? Fat fetish! Addicted to pot? Vocal fry is sexy! Too lazy to shower? Stinky musk fetish hnnng~

He's equal parts nasty and sad.

 

[FinnSven]

It's gonna close up again, isn't it?

While it may not be the most disgusting thing that Kevin does, it's irritating that any lack of discipline just gets fetishized so that he has zero reason to change for the better.

Fat slob? Fat fetish! Addicted to pot? Vocal fry is sexy! Too lazy to shower? Stinky musk fetish hnnng~

He's equal parts nasty and sad.

He is a parody of a person.

It’s like if Cheech Marin was instructed to make a character for a John Carpenter film.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Kev, your voice therapist doesn't give a shit, they'll cash the check they get from your state funded healthcare and move on.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He must have really not wanted to be a gay man so hard that he tried to be a lesbian.

well he very recently tweeted that the reason he got an amhole is because he didn’t want to do all the shit you need to do (literally) to be a “bottom” aka not eatting Taco Bell as every other meal.

He's talked about wanting to use a strap on LMAO

Lmao good memory I forgot about that.


Is it me or is our Kevvie on abit of a tear recently on da tweeters? Are we back?

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

I don't think Kevin even has an orientation; he's been so porn-fried that anything resembling porn will get him off.

Honestly, 'people' like Kev and ilk, and the extent that which paraphilias observably tend to cluster, really make one question the validity and usefulness of the 'traditional' straight/gay/bi trilemna. Maybe it really does make more sense to talk about deviancy vs. non-deviancy. Or 'queer' vs. 'non-queer' as Kevie would call it.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Kevin is lazy. So lazy that his core character encroaches on cardinal sin kind of lazy. I am irreligious and was raised as such, but I begin to doubt that we aren't surrounded by demons.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Gee, why would an elderly woman possibly be embarrassed to pretend that her almost 6'0" lumbering son is a woman?

It can only be because she's a conservative Christian - no other reason, no siree...
Also, it's funny how we never hear about Kevin's brother and particularly his sister reacts to his "transition". I know he and his brother are on the outs, but I don't think we've ever heard Kevin talk about his sister. Surely, she must be supportive and have girly night talks with her loving totally real sister?

 

[Plague Flea]

I don't think we've ever heard Kevin talk about his sister. Surely, she must be supportive and have girly night talks with her loving totally real sister?

Has his sister been seen since Vag 2: Corpse Skin Boogaloo? He didn’t specify the origin of the corpse skin, and they would have some genetic compatibility…

 

[FinnSven]

Has his sister been seen since Vag 2: Corpse Skin Boogaloo? He didn’t specify the origin of the corpse skin, and they would have some genetic compatibility…

I think we would know if she had been killed for her skin.

The fact that Kevin would post hundreds of selfies in the skin suit he makes of her would be a giveaway.

 

[stupid frog]

Also since no one else said anything, I'm not surprised he went to high school in fucking Fresno or whatever. I had forgotten what state he was actually from.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Gee, why would an elderly woman possibly be embarrassed to pretend that her almost 6'0" lumbering son is a woman?

It's weird to think that him working at a Gamestop and getting his girlfriend pregnant was a high point of masculine potency for him.

If one of my kids was a trancher I'd go full family annihilator just to keep whatever fucked up genetic aberration caused that from spreading.

 

[AfghanBlue]

With how small a dick needs to be do Kev to take it, combined with how fat he is... And, I assume, the rigidity probably needed to force way into the Amhole..
I don't think he's ever gonna be able to have sex
Unless a broomstick becomes sentient or something.

Fun that Kev gave us the dimensions of his new, and old vag, cross-referencable with he picture of NewTroon's dingdont (autocorrect error but gonna keep it, lol, new phalloplasty term for the ol' SRS Horrors thread)

He says his depth has quintupled.
That guy looks to be around 5 inches.
So thats, at most means-
Amhole #2: >5 inches. (absolute max)
Amhole #1: 1 inch.

This guys diameter, measure across the center of the circle, looks to be about 1.5 inches. Which is obv too big for Kev, meaning, considering the statement that his width has "doubled"-

Amhole#2 width: e.1 inch.
Amhole#1 width: 1cm. (>1.5in÷2)

 

[glass_houses]

but I don't think we've ever heard Kevin talk about his sister. Surely, she must be supportive and have girly night talks with her loving totally real sister?

If memory serves, pictures were dug up a couple of years back that heavily implied that Kevin is skinwalking his sister. I daresay that would have had a negative affect on their relationship.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

deeply deeply deeply deeply

I'll take "words that will never apply to Kevin's amhole" for $1000, please.