US Biden claims ‘cannibals’ ate his uncle

US President Joe Biden has claimed that an uncle of his who went missing in the Pacific during the Second World War had been eaten by cannibals.
Second Lieutenant Ambrose Finnegan of the US Army Air Forces was declared missing in May 1944, after his light bomber crashed in the sea.
“He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals at the time,” Biden told reporters on the campaign trail outside Air Force One in Scranton, Pennsylvania. “They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there and they checked and found some parts of the plane.”
Several hours later, at a meeting with United Steelworkers union members in Pittsburgh, Biden told the same story.
“He got shot down in New Guinea and they never found the body because there used to be – there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” the 81-year-old Democrat said.
According to the Pentagon’s agency for prisoners of war and missing in action (POW-MIA), Finnegan was never shot down, however. Nor was it on a reconnaissance mission, as Biden claimed.
The A-20 Havoc light bomber was on a “courier run” from the Los Negros Island when its engines failed at low altitude, per the official account of the incident. The plane dropped into the sea off the north coast of New Guinea and two out of three crew members never made it out of the sinking wreck, which was never found. The one man who survived was rescued by a passing boat.
Biden has told many fictitious tales about his life over a 50-year career in politics, most famously about getting arrested while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in a South African prison. He has repeated one debunked story about an Amtrak conductor more than a dozen times.
The cannibal claim about Uncle Ambrose, however, served as a springboard for attacking his predecessor – and presumptive challenger – Donald Trump. In the campaign speech in Pittsburgh, Biden told a story about how Trump allegedly refused to honor fallen US soldiers buried in France, calling them “suckers” and “losers.”
The story first appeared in The Atlantic magazine in September 2020, referring to events in November 2018, at the centenary of the WWI armistice. Trump denied the accusation, calling it “more made up fake news given by disgusting and jealous failures in a disgraceful attempt to influence the 2020 election!”
Documents debunking the Atlantic’s claim surfaced within days, but that has not stopped Democrats from repeatedly bringing it up as if true.
 
This sounds like a story Grandpa Simpson would tell.
I had to go to congress to demand more more money for ukraine. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. It was one of those yellow ones cause you couldn't get any red slavic ones on account of the war with egypt that cornpop tricked me into. Now where was I? Ah, right, I was going to walmart to give a speech about how bad inflation was because of ukraine where my uncle got shot down by MiGs and got eaten by russian soldiers cause they were running out of supplies. I can't tell you how much that made me hate palestine and makes me want to give as much money as possible to israel to avenge my uncle eaten by syrians. What? Oh its time for my meds and afternoon nap already? Will there be lime jello?
 
I had to go to congress to demand more more money for ukraine. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. It was one of those yellow ones cause you couldn't get any red slavic ones on account of the war with egypt that cornpop tricked me into. Now where was I? Ah, right, I was going to walmart to give a speech about how bad inflation was because of ukraine where my uncle got shot down by MiGs and got eaten by russian soldiers cause they were running out of supplies. I can't tell you how much that made me hate palestine and makes me want to give as much money as possible to israel to avenge my uncle eaten by syrians. What? Oh its time for my meds and afternoon nap already? Will there be lime jello?
"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU PRESS! THANK YOU! EXIT TO THE LEFT! THANK YOU!"

There's enough cope in that comment section to make my head spin. I don't understand how the standards these people have for our leaders are so low. There's virtually no truth to what he's saying other than that his uncle died at war, he's sensationalizing the story, and tacking on false stories about his opponents to boot and these niggercattle are chugging the Kool aid by putting their face in the bowl.
It really shows you the hard-core, deep-seated madness of the TDS types. They will defend anyone and anything to pwn Trump or support someone who against him. Biden could literally call someone nigger and they would defend it, so long as he opposes Trump.
 
Up came Tom with his big boots on.
Said he to Troll: ‘Pray, what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o’ my nuncle Tim,
As should be a-lyin’ in graveyard.
Caveyard! Paveyard!
This many a year has Tim been gone,
And I thought he were lyin’ in graveyard.’

‘My lad,’ said Troll, ‘this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o’ lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.
Tinbone! Thinbone!
He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
For he don’t need his shinbone.’

Said Tom: ‘I don’t see why the likes o’ thee
Without axin’ leave should go makin’ free
With the shank or the shin o’ my father’s kin;
So hand the old bone over!
Rover! Trover!
Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
So hand the old bone over!’
 
It actually might've been slightly more believable to claim that the Imperial Japanese soldiers ate him. During WWII, they absolutely ate some of their POWs, but mostly the Indian ones, for some reason. They typically just shot and beheaded the Americans, but cannibalism definitely happened.
Well its not out of the question that the natives ate pilots they found on their islands.
they still do it to this day, but im pretty sure old biden got this idea from the rockefeller brat they ate...
 
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Seems like lots of dementia patients lose parts of their recent memory and revert back to things from an earlier time . This definitely sounds like a tall tale a family would tell that gets passed down. Biden is remembering the story but his brain has deleted the memories that tell him it's racist & xenophobic to tell it.
 
"Now, cornpop was one hell of a bad dude. He ate my uncle while staring me deep in the eyes. It was nineteen diggity dee and I had just gotten done beating up those dang dog faced pony soldiers for the ammusement of the ...mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm...children. Back when I faced off against hitler with james bond and the lord of the rings at the somme, god damn if he didn't fire that guy by the end of the day. Exit to your left, DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS."
 
"Now, cornpop was one hell of a bad dude. He ate my uncle while staring me deep in the eyes. It was nineteen diggity dee and I had just gotten done beating up those dang dog faced pony soldiers for the ammusement of the ...mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm...children. Back when I faced off against hitler with james bond and the lord of the rings at the somme, god damn if he didn't fire that guy by the end of the day. Exit to your left, DON'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS."

It’s still wild to me that SNL had literal layups in terms of material like this to make fun of the Bidenator, but they ignore it ‘cuz it’s bad for the left. If Trump sneezed while in office you knew there’d be an opening sketch about it on Saturday…
 
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