Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

Max and Chad released a tattoo-related video, idups is nowhere to be found

Soooo...
What the fuck happened?
This is a video specifically about TATTOOS. The Jomha Symbiote's personality is about 80% tattoos. Ian went to Australia to visit Chad and Max, make content, AND TO GET A TATTOO. You're telling me that Ian wasn't supposed to be in this video, and that it wasn't tailor-made for him from the ground up? Well you think wrong.

The beginning of the video was filmed around 6 months ago. This is common for their Fiverr videos. They commission a bunch of shit and then wait 6 months to get all the orders back and get everything sorted.

When did the Jomhas go to Australia? Early - mid October (and he got another tattoo then), so around 7 months ago. The timeline of going to Australia > Hanging out with Chad and Max and talk about video ideas > Come up with tattoo video idea > Begin tattoo video under the assumption that Ian will make a return to get the tattoo 100% lines up.

Where was it that Ian said that he was going to let Chad pick a tattoo? Of course Ian said it was going to be a premade off-the-wall thing, but doesn't it make more sense if that comment is a remnant of this video? Why would Chad and Ian be hanging out for leisure anyway? They don't like each other.

Remember that Ian was ON THE SET too. The wheel they use is right there!
https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/5828/5828585-9c71c84109598e5cd734d5f28661c05e.mp4
(If anyone knows how to embed videos already uploaded to KF, lmk)

Additionally, they commission 14 tattoos, and in Chad's words "there's only me and Max, so we don't want 12 to go to waste, so..." they got guests:


Misfit Minds is a smaller YouTube channel focusing on pranks:

While I think it's really cool that they're advertising small Australian channels, I can't help but think it's a very last minute thing. Chad says something like "I would've liked to have you guys on a better note but..." which I could be looking into too hard, but either way I think all three of these guys are a replacement for Ian, for you wouldn't have 3 randoms right next to a somewhat long-awaited guest, the focus would definitely be on Ian.

Basically Ian dogged the boys last minute (and I mean LAST MINUTE. Motherfucker is already in the country and getting a tattoo anyways) and they had to scramble to still get the video going.

The poor bastard on the far left didn't even want to get a tattoo, and his first tattoo is a Mr. Beast thumbnail:

He took it like a champ though. Meanwhile the guy covering himself in garbage month to month probably thought "I don't want any of THAT on my body!!!" as he got a shitty drawing of a couple of bottles instead.

Ian would have made it a shit video anyway. Everyone is laughing and cracking jokes the whole time, calling each other's tattoos shit, Chad walking around while everyone else is getting theirs going "faaack, that's so bad". Ian would not be able to take the banter or banter back.

One of the tattoo artists they bring in is also a woman. She's actually funny too and seems confident in herself. And probably dresses and looks like what Anisa wishes she would look like (or what she wished she would look like at some point). Maybe that's why iDubbbz didn't come in. Didn't want Anisa to try to skinwalk her too if he looked at her for more than a second and dye her hair neon green and get hoop earrings? Just food for thought.

 

[Panzerfrau]

FYI Crocs being "cool" was entirely engineered by Terrence Reilly, a marketing magician they brought on board to revive the cringe brand. It's the same guy who's behind the Stanley Cup frenzy.

https://hbr.org/podcast/2023/08/how-to-reinvent-a-consumer-brand

It's not a post ironic idea of LA hipsters redefining what's cool. They were consoomer'd into it by a clever conman.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

It's not a post ironic idea of LA hipsters redefining what's cool. They were consoomer'd into it by a clever conman.

But the hipsters think that they redefined what's cool, and that's the genius of it. This guy is pretty smart, definitely worth reading the transcript for anyone who is in management or marketing.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Remember that Ian was ON THE SET too. The wheel they use is right there!

just press the insert button after the video is uploaded

Basically Ian dogged the boys last minute (and I mean LAST MINUTE. Motherfucker is already in the country and getting a tattoo anyways) and they had to scramble to still get the video going.

ian trying not to be an utter pussy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG?) (ANISA CALLED?!?!)

 

[shoashuffle]

The pistol shrimp tattoo did go hard. Pretty sick for a design made by a redditor.

 

[JelloJerk]

just press the insert button after the video is uploaded

Nah I meant that the video is already on the site, so I didn't want to download it to upload it again. I was just wondering if there was a way to embed the link.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Nah I meant that the video is already on the site, so I didn't want to download it to upload it again. I was just wondering if there was a way to embed the link.

oh, as far as i’m aware. there isn’t a way to do that

 

[2020chan]

One of the tattoo artists they bring in is also a woman.

Oh boy, queue up for the green haired Anisa saga.

ian trying not to be an utter pussy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG?) (ANISA CALLED?!?!)

Anisa was having her meltdown the whole time they were trying to film this. I can totally picture her guilting idubbbz into not getting a tattoo without her, especially one she didn't pick out or approve of.

"She Ruined My Friends Tattoo Video"

 

[Large Rodent]

If Ian did appear in this Cold One's video that could've helped improve his image, at the very least temporarily. "I heard Ian is now some sort of unfunny, leftist cuck, but look, he's getting a shitty tattoo for fun and is hanging out with friends, laughing at and with them about the situation. That's cool, I respect that." Something like that, anyway.
But no, God forbid, right?

He's so washed it's unbelievable. All because of BPD pussy.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Seeing the little Joji appearance kinda broke my heart. But it's good t see Max and Chad are still just about the same, if not a little more censored due to faggy Youtube shit.
Ian being there would have probably, realistically just make me laugh at Chad and Max dogging on him while he awkwardly smiles and takes it like the little bitch he is now.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I heard Ian is now some sort of unfunny, leftist cuck, but look, he's getting a shitty tattoo

that's been Mr Johma for the past 2 years desu

 

[McSneaks]

• Anisa worries that when it's just them, they smell their own farts ie too in their own bubble and out of touch

Pretty sure she meant this literally as well what with being a retarded OF cuck couple and all. She's likely been paid for, and he's likely been in on the "joke"

Ian being a thin-skinned faggot does not make him a gay man.

.....source? Does being a twinky little faggot cowering in locker rooms preparing to totally (not) be gangraped make him a gay man?

 

[JelloJerk]

It wasn't posted here I don't think, but I've noticed that ColdOnes also has an episode up with LazarBeam. Is this the same LazarBeam that's going to be on the podcast with Hasan and Ian?

Lots of moving parts here I think. Hasan meeting up with the boys, Ian going there as well, this guy... existing. I wonder why they need Cold Ones in all of this? I also wonder if the whole plan has fallen apart. If neither Hasan or Ian appear in upcoming videos then it's safe to say something happened, I think. I don't know what their gap is between meeting up with guests and releasing podcasts episodes since I don't watch the podcast, but this was released April 6 and apparently it was filmed a month before that.

Anisa was having her meltdown the whole time they were trying to film this. I can totally picture her guilting idubbbz into not getting a tattoo without her, especially one she didn't pick out or approve of.

"She Ruined My Friends Tattoo Video"

Thing is he DID end up getting tattoos. The frog and the shit bottles and the child:

Another random ass bunch of tattoos from a social media famous tattooer.

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Now these aren’t *bad tattoos* like Anissa’s back piece but of course like all of Ian and Anisa’s flash selections it’s just random shit to cover as much skin as possible with as little thought and taste as possible and no cohesion in placement or aesthetic. I hate the totem pole placement all in a stack on one limb, it looks so static.

Hmmm, maybe he just isn't allowed to get anything that's not AMERICAN FLASH TRADITIONAL. She wouldn't be mad per se. She definitely wouldn't be mad. It would just bother her a lot if he got something else that went against the AMERICAN FLASH TRADITIONAL theme. Why would you get Fiverr tattoos that aren't AMERICAN FLASH TRADITIONAL Ian? You think those look better? YOU THINK SHE LOOKS UGLY? UGLIER THAN A MR. BEAST TATTOO? And going to make a video with Chad and Max in the first place? To revitalise your career? The career SHE RUINED?!?!?!
"BAWWW!!! I KNEW IT!! YOU HATE ME AND I DID RUIN YOUR CAREER!! I'M GOING TO MAKE SHITTY SCONES AND CRY ABOUT INSTAGRAM COMMENTS!!"

"Erm... guys my wifey life-partner is a little upset. Any chance the tattoo I get for the video can be an American traditional tattoo?"

"No fuck off cunt we already commissioned the tattoos six months ago and it would defeat the entire purpose of the video if you could just pick whatever one you wanted"

"Ahah... okay... guess I'll go somewhere else to get flash... sorry about that..."

Am I writing fanfics on the Fanfiction Farms or is this a feasible scenario?

 

[2020chan]

Am I writing fanfics on the Fanfiction Farms or is this a feasible scenario?

I mean......it's pretty much how several of us here on Fanfiction Farms imagine the situation. And it lines up perfectly with her scone baking meltdown. I hope they accidentally prove the fanfics right by trying to set the record straight and own the haters. So far, every time they do, they just reveal something that's somehow worse than our speculations.

"Guys the reason I wasn't in the tattoo wheel video was because Anisa had already picked the tattoos I was going to get and since she has autism, I couldn't just get a surprise tattoo or she'd cry."

 

[whogoesthere]

So far, every time they do, they just reveal something that's somehow worse than our speculations.

I am still stuck on the fact Ian legit shits his pants. SkidmarkDubbs. I cannot move past it.

 

[Billy Bong]

When he was doing that big stream to try to recoup the money he ripped off of CC2 charity and Anisa piped in 'Have you always been shitting your pants?'
'What? No'
'Because you've always had IBS'
I knew it was true love right there. That girl, who does onlyfans that you violently defended, really has your back.
A match made in heaven. Before that, I thought she'd leave him. After witnessing that in real time, I truly hope they stick together for the rest of their miserable lives.
They truly deserve it.

 

[passionpoop]

When he was doing that big stream to try to recoup the money he ripped off of CC2 charity and Anisa piped in 'Have you always been shitting your pants?'
'What? No'
'Because you've always had IBS'
I knew it was true love right there. That girl, who does onlyfans that you violently defended, really has your back.
A match made in heaven. Before that, I thought she'd leave him. After witnessing that in real time, I truly hope they stick together for the rest of their miserable lives.
They truly deserve it.

Does anybody know the context of the IBS clip? I've only ever seen that specific part, but why the hell does she mention that he craps himself?

 

[internet friend]

Does anybody know the context of the IBS clip? I've only ever seen that specific part, but why the hell does she mention that he craps himself?

There is no context. She just brings it up out of nowhere if memory serves me right.

 

[shadowwizard]

There is no context. She just brings it up out of nowhere if memory serves me right.

Even worse still, I believe it was actually prompted by idubbbz seeing one of his old IRL friends in chat, sparking a brief moment of genuine joy for Ian. He even cracks a small smile. Anisa then pipes in with, "I just wanted to ask him, have you always been shitting your pants?". Brutal.

 

[Sample Username]

So apparently this is her new ugly ass personality (she wore it on the podcast too)

Why the fuck would she need a man-repellent outfit if Ian is there with her and is a human-repellent by himself?