Man Lights Himself on Fire Outside Trump Trial - Schizoid Bernie 2016 r/conspiracy tard gets cooked


Man lights himself on fire outside courthouse during Trump trial: reports​


By Theresa Seiger, Cox Media Group National Content DeskApril 19, 2024 at 1:53 pm EDT

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A man appeared to light himself on fire outside a New York City courthouse on Friday where a jury was being chosen for the criminal trial of former President Donald Trump, according to multiple reports.

The incident happened as reporters were gathered outside of the courthouse to cover Trump’s trial, CNN reported. On-air, reporter Laura Coates said it appeared that a man had set himself on fire.

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Emergency crews rushed the man away on a stretcher, The Associated Press reported. Their condition was not immediately known.

The incident happened a short while after a full panel of 12 jurors and six alternates was chosen to deliberate in Trump’s hush money trial. Opening statements in the case are expected to start on Monday.

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I like the manifesto but this is hands down my favorite part:
Yet Another Wanker said:
On-air, reporter Laura Coates said it appeared that a man had set himself on fire.

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I know it was just some other story clip, but the image of some dude setting himself on fire and a CNN jogger just chimping out and starting to rap while live is hysterical to me.
 
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Breadbassket said:
Azzarello's stated intention for burning himself in the manifesto was to draw attention to what he describes as an urgent and important discovery. He believe we are victims of a "totalitarian con" and the US government and its allies is about to hit their populations with an apocalyptic world fascist coup.

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He believed the "uniparty" existed but that it is a lot more expansive then many other people say it is.

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He also talks about messages of hopelessness, unsustainability and capitalism.

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At the end he talks about his long-term goal where the aim is abolish the government so that one that serves the public that can be made.

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Nigga was so desperate to set himself on fire he couldnt even be assed to come up with a decent schizo excuse beyond "yeah the governments bad and stuff and I want like a uh....better government"

While he did well on the general meat of the manifesto and the fiery finale, he really should have come up with a better motivational excuse. Sheeit even aliens or the earth mother would have been better than just some beige gubmint-bad platitudes

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I like the manifesto but this is hands down my favorite part:

I know it was just some other story clip, but the image of some dude setting himself on fire and a CNN jogger just chimping out and starting to rap while live is hysterical to me.
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Avoid Conversation with the Nigger. The Nigger will Lie. The Nigger will make excuses. He will use words he don’t really know. If he gets really desperate, He may start to rap or dance
 
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Colonel Sugarlemons said:
"Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances."

This excerpt sums it up pretty nicely.
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This man is simply controlled by the communist gangster computer God send me money and a manual typewriter for your only THE hope for THE future
 
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He worked for something called Strong Towns at one point. They've pretty much wiped him from their website but some of the stuff got captured on the wayback machine. I'm trying to see if I can fandangle archives on other sites from the wayback machine.
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I don't know if it's worthwhile archiving all of his articles. None of them seem that interesting but they do show that he was at one point lucid.
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lmao "formerly" is right.

I did not read all of it but he does like to talk a bit about food deserts.
 
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Nointey said:
He does seem to be a Dukakis fanboy going by the fact he says that Dukakis had "noble and earnest qualities", and that Dukakis "thought his job was to help the public". Dukakis was generally a liberal, so I suppose this guy is some jaded fellow who had a hateboner for the Clintons
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Dukakis Dukakis hail dukakis Halo people hail victory we will crush the Clintons we will bring the Clinton crime family to justice 1488 dukakis gang
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
I need to know his politics so I can decide if he's a brave martyr for the cause or a fucking retard from the other team
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What's not suprising is despite knowing absolutely anything about this human and who they are or what they stand for. Reddit and the left has seemingly decided that this human has to be a trump supporter. The top comment on the post about this on the front page of reddit. "He's Fired" witch while being funny. Is kinda fucked when you think about it. For all they know this could he related to the Palestine shit going on in new york.

Literally zero indication to anything this dude stood for. Yet because of where he did it's automatically assume it's just some moron who supports Trump. As opposed to some uber brained patriot for social justice or whatever buring himself in Israel screaming free Palestine as he burns to death in fatigues.

They dont even pretend anymore. Hope it turns out this was just another Pro Palestine Looney. That'll be fun to see their opinion change. Idk it's just hard for me to imagine a Trump supporter doing this like they have they're own playbook for disputing events. They stormed the fucking capitol(if you beleive that) and suicide is gay fuck(libshit) it's just dosent fit the motive of a Trump supporter but than again I'm trying to rationalize a man who set himself on fire. The dude below you who said they are both retarded is right. I am also retarded. And so is the world for have to experience even more if these fucking whack jobs.

Don't have a dog in this fight. Just entertained by the circus. But it's crazy all he had to do was scream free Palestine anddd free Donald Trump and reddit and the left would have no idea how to handle this. Fingers crossed it turns out this is in response to the NYPD/Palestine Supporters situation.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
What a fucking gem. This schizo is a true fucking politisperg the whole family can enjoy. I'm so happy he did this so we can all see his insane ramblings. We need a memorial thread for this insanity ASAP. I think we're only breaking surface dirt on what's probably a deep well of Post-Mortum Lolcowdom. He tried to fucking SUE Hillary Clinton. This is fucking nuts. What a madlad.
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Are we 1000000000% Certain that he lit HIMSELF on fire if this is a thing he did?
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What did he know?
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No this is not AI. This is his profile pic on Linkedin. Bill Clinton is listed as 6'2", 1.88m and he's leaning into Max. Max had to be just over 5' lmao.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
What did he know?
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No this is not AI. This is his profile pic on Linkedin. Bill Clinton is listed as 6'2", 1.88m and he's leaning into Max. Max had to be just over 5' lmao.
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Between this and Warwick Davis's mutant dwarf wife dying its been one grim week for midgets
 
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Chernabog3000 said:
What's not suprising is despite knowing absolutely anything about this human and who they are or what they stand for. Reddit and the left has seemingly decided that this human has to be a trump supporter. The top comment on the post about this on the front page of reddit. "He's Fired" witch while being funny. Is kinda fucked when you think about it. For all they know this could he related to the Palestine shit going on in new york.

Literally zero indication to anything this dude stood for. Yet because of where he did it's automatically assume it's just some moron who supports Trump. As opposed to some uber brained patriot for social justice or whatever buring himself in Israel screaming free Palestine as he burns to death in fatigues.

They dont even pretend anymore. Hope it turns out this was just another Pro Palestine Looney. That'll be fun to see their opinion change. Idk it's just hard for me to imagine a Trump supporter doing this like they have they're own playbook for disputing events. They stormed the fucking capitol(if you beleive that) and suicide is gay fuck(libshit) it's just dosent fit the motive of a Trump supporter but than again I'm trying to rationalize a man who set himself on fire. The dude below you who said they are both retarded is right. I am also retarded. And so is the world for have to experience even more if these fucking whack jobs.

Don't have a dog in this fight. Just entertained by the circus. But it's crazy all he had to do was scream free Palestine anddd free Donald Trump and reddit and the left would have no idea how to handle this. Fingers crossed it turns out this is in response to the NYPD/Palestine Supporters situation.
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They're gonna feel pretty silly when they discover he's a registered Dem voter
 
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I made the mistake of visiting /pol/. In every single thread, about 2/3rds of the comments are retarded pajeets accusing Max of being a Trump supporter, saying things like "Based! I hope more MAGAtards set themselves on fire like this!", and trying to force astroturfed memes about "barbecuing dumb rednecks". It doesn't help that the mainstream media is lobotomized and contributing to this with headlines like this:

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Funny how the war on muh disinformation only seems to go one way.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
Funny how the war on muh disinformation only seems to go one way.
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Democrats and their supporters can never do anything wrong while the GOP and their supporters are always in the wrong.

This is what happens when the media is captured by one party. "Life has a left leaning bias" or whatever; my ass.
 
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A good litmus test to see in a political commenter is a fucking idiot worth wasting time on, is whether they try to assign this guy to the far left or far right. It's pretty clear he's a brain-broken midwit centrist with several idée fixes that obscure an overall solid point: that normal people are getting fucked hard and raw by the people in power, political parties don't matter, and it's all bread and circuses until there's nothing left for them to loot from the till.

If anything the incipient mental illness probably broke him out of his programming, otherwise he'd still be blithely writing pointless bullshit articles about "livable cities".

He's Uncle Ted or Saint Terry without the genius IQ.
 
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Breadbassket said:
Here are all the parts of the Dipshit Secrets of our Rotten World pamphlet that was mentioned in the manifesto. It is described as "A summary of the world's largest conspiracy."

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Okay. Question. Anyone have access to the full original version of it? Cause I'm seeing different versions floating around now.
 
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