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Dick Mason said:
If you squint, its him. Holding a potato and a block of butter. What are his intentions? Is he hungry? Is this a gift? The only English he seems to know is 'grape juice' and 'Michael Jackson', both which he has excitedly been repeating.
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No, he also knows 'gimme!' and 'gimme more!'. He doesn't know how to say Thank You, that's for sure. I hope he gets the Mussolini treatment, win or lose.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
I was a juror once, but for a civil trial, not a criminal one. But even then Jury Selection was a one-and-done thing. i don't remember it taking what feels like fucking forever like the Trump case has.

For what it's worth, i was also one of the 3 guys that took part of the trial, with the others being women. One of the guys wound up being a back-up juror only so he was stuck in a seperate room from us with another woman that was also a back-up. So imagine me in the room with 10 other women as they talk about women shit. No, the other guy that was with me was no help, he was that creepy dude that smelled and had a car that looked like he lived in it. In fact he was the only one that kept us in that room for longer than we needed to be because he wasn't convinced the guys on trial were not guilty even when all the evidence presented proved otherwise.
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My run of Jury duty involved a drunken domestic where the woman was obviously coached and the DA was clearly trying to fill some dumbass quota. One of the middle-aged white women was the first one in the room to say that it was horseshit.
 
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Fapcop said:
Regarding that dude who set himself on fire… WHY ARE AMERICAN COPS JUST ABSOLUTE SHIT?!

You can SEE THEM on the video just watching and keeping their distance, until some of them finally rush in when it’s already too late.

Is it just me, or do Burger cops just don’t give a shit, unless it means they can pull a gun on someone?
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Real talk, it would be preferable to die fairly quickly than to linger on in a burn ward. That is truly the worst torture on earth. Fat useless cops huffing in too late with extinguishers is a blessing, of sorts.
 
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Fapcop said:
WHY ARE AMERICAN COPS JUST ABSOLUTE SHIT?!
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Let's try a hypothesis:
You're an honest cop, and for 10 years the bosses of your boss make it clear you will be fired, denied pension, and/or thrown into prison if you actually do your job.
Do you stay, or get out while the getting's good?

.... back to reality:

The only cops left are using the force as a makework program, or are legit quislings who are enthusiastic about punishing "heteronormative" people.

World Famous Quasi Payer said:
If your local guy is a rino, by all means, but if he/she isn't, then you are just shooting yourself in the foot.
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Let's take someone who is supposedly a "champion of the people", Matt Gaetz.
He never used the motion to vacate to stop sellout CR's.
He didn't even use it when Johnson straight up funded Biden's tyranny all the way through 2025.
He's not using it now, whining "but muh jeffries". Johnson IS jeffries.

They're ALL RINOS.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
In accordance with some departmental training, a situation like this calls for suicide bomber protocol (i.e. possible failed explosive device, or first responder honeypot) and you don't run in until the situation is better established.
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To reinforce this, in this case we have someone who clearly set himself on fire. Nobody immediately near him to be in danger. Frankly... its not actually the job of the Police to do anything at that point. The self-harm is done and saving the man is no longer an option. That's the job of the Firefighters and EMS. All the cops have to do is ensure no innocent bystanders get hurt.

"Protect and Serve" stops mattering right between the points the ignition occurs and all bystanders are clear.
 
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lukewarm coffee said:
My nigga Juror #4 says "Fuck Journoscum".
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Shit nigga, I can’t read!

SBG said:
There's at least some voice of reason that looks to be on Trump's jury.


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1 is probably an older woman, because Fox News and Daily mail are basically tabloids. 2 is either right wing or has severe enough TDS to A-log him. 7 seem like they might lean right, as the New York Post is moderately right wing.
Juror 5 is a zoomer lol.

I guess a hung Jury is definitely possible. That’s good news.


LUNEK0 said:
13 out of 18 jurors get their news from the NYT.
Trump case rest on the hands of the average NYT reader, this is looking grim
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I read NYT articles all the time on A&N, doesn’t necessarily mean I agree. This also applies to the Truth Social guy, as he could have terminal TDS.

I’m pretty sure criminal trials require a unanimous verdict, so all it takes is one dissent for the jury to hang.
 
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dustbuster said:
Requires unanimous guilty.
Juror 2 gets to fucking chad-dance on their seethe as he holds out "not guilty" forever.
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Judge: the jury will now go over to deliberate on-
Juror 2: NOT GUILTY, THAT NIGGA'S NOT GUILTY
Judge: Sir, settle down you have to go to deliberate
Juror 2: I DON'T NEED TO DELIBERATE, FREE MY NIGGA NOW
 
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