DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

DSP stole LTG's signature move and started to block people who beats him. (in SF6)
Extremely pathetic.

EDIT:
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"I dont care".

EDIT2:
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"Oh, okay".

EDIT3:
You know, its kinda funny how a few days ago he was shittalking the ranked mode saying there is no reason to do that, and the very next SF6 stream, he goes back to ranked cause he was running away from people in casual.

EDIT4:
"It literally drops half my inputs the lower the milliseconds (20ms connection)."

That prooves he is right! Casuals is the new hard mode of Street Fighter 6 where all the try-hards hang out!

 

[BlastMonk]

EDIT5:
Scamming his fans, took down the glasses after a few minutes.

What? He can't even be bothered to wear glasses when paid to do so now. He took his vest of as well recently right even when they hit the goal? That's so weird why would he do that, its the only 'reward' his dents get for donating during a stream. They where his idea as a tip goal as well! Why has DSP decided he can't be bothered doing bottom of barrel lazy reverse stripper stuff now.
I hope this drives he last few paypigs away ad we start getting emergency streams as a weekly beg

 

[RougeRed]

Scamming his fans, took down the glasses after a few minutes.

Correction: He yanked them off his face in a rage and blamed the glasses for him losing.

 

[PieceofShet]

What? He can't even be bothered to wear glasses when paid to do so now. He took his vest of as well recently right even when they hit the goal? That's so weird why would he do that, its the only 'reward' his dents get for donating during a stream. They where his idea as a tip goal as well! Why has DSP decided he can't be bothered doing bottom of barrel lazy reverse stripper stuff now.
I hope this drives he last few paypigs away ad we start getting emergency streams as a weekly beg

To be fair he put it on again later. Maybe he saw the complaints...

 

[Lazycunt]

He’d rather live somewhere named Scatford or Scrote. He also will never, ever live somewhere that isn’t, in his mind, fortified like a gated community. That is a line of defense that a massive pussy like Dave cannot afford, at least mentally, to lose. If that gate wasn’t there he’d have Weebs leaving bacon and hay on his doorstep every day.

The dumb mother fucker wouldn't have to worry if he moved and had even just a little bit of op sec.

Instead of putting on retarded blue light glasses he should get his eyes tested and get the real glasses he needs it's literally the easiest thing he could do, so many times he has to lean in to see the screen like he has scoliosis.

 

[millais]

I'm surprised the toilet seat neckphones don't bother him as much as wearing vest/glasses/hat. It seems like that toilet seat would be distracting to wear.

 

[detractorzer0]

I'm surprised the toilet seat neckphones don't bother him as much as wearing vest/glasses/hat. It seems like that toilet seat would be distracting to wear.

It's the only way he could avoid ear infections, which is wild considering I wear headphones for a large part of the day and have never had a single ear infection.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP won't bow down to Keem or dip into lolcowdom. His narc ego is way too strong for that, otherwise, he would have monetized already. If he does tap into lolcow status it is a sign that his desperation has reached an all-time high.

Yeah, that was my point.

I think he will lean into lolcowdom before he would ever consider scaling down his lifestyle. Yes he has a huge ego, but I think his laziness and desire for a cushy life is stronger.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

If you can belive it

 

[Balr0g]

The coop is becoming like the unicorn: a myth you only ever heard about. In this case though a rather fat horse

 

[Iron Father]

Phil's ban fetish is really crazy lately with these SF6 streams.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil's ban fetish is really crazy lately with these SF6 streams.

It's wild because if he didn't shit on ltg for it not that long ago, I don't think it would be a huge deal.

He shits on so many things only to do the exact same thing down the track often he does them so lazily it turns out shit or when the hype has died out or the people asking have all left which makes him blames the leftover viewers even though his legit fans are just like us and are not a hive mind.

React content is almost at sniperwolf levels of not even actually watching the shit with the amount of times he just skips whole videos or skips through them missing key details

Reviews are just shitty recaps while fence sitting on shit because he doesn't want to piss of sjws or the anti sjws, can't just be like yeah fuck you I liked it has to do the weird rigamarole

Co op games is the carrot he keeps dangling to retards and when he does do co op it's not actually co op it's getting her to play the game while he scans chat, like mother fucker there are a thousands of good games to play that are co op and don't require heaps of effort and would be fun.

Politics he keeps dipping his toes in thinking he can handle that shit when he gets his news from twitter headlines

New games all these new games have got him zero new whales so I don't know why he still has it in his head that new games will bring in the views it's been like 10 years since that shit worked, also he keeps saying there are no new games and that's insane .

I wasn't fully on board with the narcissist shit but the game Devs fucking him up by only releasing RPGs(which is bullshit) cemented the idea for me.
Phil's habit of putting words into the mouths of people he talks with is insane like the best one is the time he got bailed up by the games journalist, I'm not sure if that's a narcissist thing though.

all in all he's going slowly down the gurgler with his streaming career and sanity and I'm here for the freakout when it happens.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Reviews are just shitty recaps while fence sitting on shit because he doesn't want to piss of sjws or the anti sjws, can't just be like yeah fuck you I liked it has to do the weird rigamarole

The Fallout show "review" is him scoping out how his pahlitical khantent will go with the whole "is it woke???" shit he did where he just created a bunch of strawmen representing both sides and then called them idiots. Then he went on to praise Todd Howard and not even 10 minutes later called him an idiot. Then he bitched about the show fucking up the lore then bitched about people who make lore videos and called them idiots. In the end I can't even fucking tell if he liked the show or not. I can't even point to a stance he stands behind, it's all just mealy-mouthed bullshit.

Radical Centrists aka pathological fence sitters at least take the whole mediator role when they fence sit, where they say that both sides have some good points, since insulting someone is a really bad way to get someone on your side. Phil takes Radical Centrism to a bold new direction by calling everyone else fucking idiots because erryun dum ecxept me xD!! That's a really great thing to do in the giga autistic political landscape of Youtube where people go full life ruination for disagreeing with you. Just look at the recent event where Hasan's fans doxed some 16 year old kid that debated with Hasan. Not to mention he'd have to watch out for Vaush, he wants to fuck horses and is into fat chicks. I know he said he'd go to Rumble but does he seriously think he'd do any better there? From what I understand Rumble viewers are mostly boomercons, imagine some Republican grandpa listening to a ghoul bitch about how he couldn't operate a washer that day or how video game publishers have to unite into a cartel so they can do backroom deals on what type of game they are allowed to make and when they are allowed to release those games throughout the year so they don't step on each other's toes. What the fuck is he thinking?

Speaking of Hasan, it seems like Phail took the empty chair stream idea from him. It used to be that we'd get empty chair streams only when Phail's bottom line was very much threatened, such as when he got banned from StreamLabs and StreamElements and had to rush to the PC to see what was up. Now he just stands up and fucks off to "stretch" all the time.

 

[Balr0g]

For those who missed it

That one Venezuelan troll is coming back and back and back. He will probably lock Phil's ban list which can only hold 100 players soon

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I think he will lean into lolcowdom

Do you mean intentionally or unintentionally?

Yes he has a huge ego, but I think his laziness and desire for a cushy life is stronger.

This doesn't really make sense with the whole 50k keemstar deal tho? His ego is bigger than everything else and will continue to grow.

 

[johnkimble123]

Radical Centrists aka pathological fence sitters at least take the whole mediator role when they fence sit, where they say that both sides have some good points, since insulting someone is a really bad way to get someone on your side. Phil takes Radical Centrism to a bold new direction by calling everyone else fucking idiots because erryun dum ecxept me xD!! That's a really great thing to do in the giga autistic political landscape of Youtube where people go full life ruination for disagreeing with you... What the fuck is he thinking?

Phil is like the dumb version of CNN. He sees himself as an enlightened centrist, above the fighting between left & right and just wanting everybody to get along*

*Unless this affects him directly, then fuck that. No gay bears marrying him in games, no sexy butts in games, no urban styles near his condo, cheap DoorDash for all, etc

Also the only way the whale comes back (not the tipping types) is if she gets a tummy tuck. That shit is never happening again unless somebody promises $100s. And if that happened and she still doesn't, that's even more hilarious.

 

[Iron Father]

This doesn't really make sense with the whole 50k keemstar deal tho? His ego is bigger than everything else and will continue to grow.

He's not desperate enough yet. He's still making enough to continue DoorDashing and gacha-pulling.

Do you mean intentionally or unintentionally?

Obviously the former. He's already doing it unintentionally.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

Obviously the former. He's already doing it unintentionally.

I can't see that happening without a brain injury as Big Brown Schlub said. He's an aging Narc who will most likely seek treatment for his depression/alcoholism before he realises he has NPD. I could be wrong, but if he has NPD, it's not something he will one day realise because money is tight. It's not like he's one day gonna mature, he's stuck in his own reality.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What are the odds that Kat threatened to slap the shit out of Phil if he asked her about streaming with him again?

 

[PieceofShet]

If you can belive it

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I have a strong feeling dsp is trying to push this coop thing so fucking hard, probably told her even begged a thousand times till she finallly said "fine" so he shuts up, but when the date is closing on her, she backs out with an excuse. Again.