Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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To add insult to injury, Go is going to have an egg hatching event that forces you to spend money to get the most out of it. This is shit that should be free, and this should have been done around Easter weekend. This is how tone deaf Niantic and the TPC are.
I'm transferring all my shinies and deleting the app. Was already sick of the p2w shit but this is the straw that broke the camel's back.

Might even find a way to archive my collection offline just so I don't need to pay for Home.
 
I'm transferring all my shinies and deleting the app. Was already sick of the p2w shit but this is the straw that broke the camel's back.

Might even find a way to archive my collection offline just so I don't need to pay for Home.
Want some more salt? The hatching event pokemon is Cleffa, not something like Magby or an actual viable Pokemon. I already have a 3* Clefable for...something (raids, I guess).

Once I get Rayquaza I'm calling it (and maybe beat Giovanni if I can ever get good teams for his event missions). I can't even bother to play the game anymore, and I know the future updates are going to be much worse. I can't wait to see how they fuck up "revisiting Kanto" with more Pidgeys (but no mega stones because fuck you, lol) and Weedles. The real question is how will each update be worse than the last one because we got 2 or 3 more updates to go.
 
It's hilarious how even the trannies are full on seethe mode right now. Apparently someone forgot the memo that you're supposed to indulge tranny delusions, not holding up a mirror to their broken bodies.

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It's hilarious how even the trannies are full on seethe mode right now. Apparently someone forgot the memo that you're supposed to indulge tranny delusions, not holding up a mirror to their broken bodies.

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I was surprised that even they're not happy about this update too, while with The Sims 4, the gender customization (which includes lactation options that were added later on), sexual preferences, and pronouns updates were all received positively by the community (that were still playing TS4 at that point, and not the people who quit playing). Maybe Sims fans are deeper in Stockholm Syndrome than Pokémon fans.
 
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I have not thought about The Sims in so long, but maybe the difference is both in the audience and the art style. It does not have those anime girls that some transsexuals lust over. If you are a trans person playing Pokemon, it is very likely that you love little anime girls. Now this game with character customization does not reflect the ideal little anime girl form.

Thing is, Go always had ugly ass models. Signature levels of ugly for any Japanese thing being adapted like that.
 
It looks like Niantic is aware of how badly they botched the trainer model update, and patched out the NSFW stuff such as the man guy showing upskirt pose. It's unlikely that anything will actually get fixed though, in typical Titanic fashion.

And what in the fuck did Niantic think that this is how IRL butts look like:

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Oh of course the community manager is a genderblob tranny. Actually, has there ever been a community manager that wasn't a self-important troon? I seems like a position that only exists to placate their need for control.
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oh my fucking god it gets worse
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THERE THEY/THEM IS EVERYONE, THE FUTURE OF THE POCKET MONSTERS FRANCHISE, THEY LOOK SO COOL

But wait, it gets even W O R S E
Let's take a look at this hideous bint's personal website! Hmmm, what's that? Inclusivity AND diversity expertise? Tell me more kind xir!

She LITERALLY CALLED HERSELF KESTREL RIOT, THAT'S HER LEGAL NAME

I am awestruck. It's all right there fellas.
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And what in the fuck did Niantic think that this is how IRL butts look like:
Considering the models have looked bad from the start, yes

@Higgs Bonbon
I mean, to community manager you require someone terminaly online with enough autism to put up with the community’s shit.

It’s going to be a tranny. The based autismo looks at the job and goes ‘fuck that shit’
 
She LITERALLY CALLED HERSELF KESTREL RIOT, THAT'S HER LEGAL NAME
I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught sight of the author on that article. The fact this creature unironically uses the title "Team Rocket GO's Leader" and is the "Community Manager" pretty much tells you this absolute degenerate faggot is inhumanly insufferable to be around IRL.

I wish Team Rocket were actual Nazi's. We need fictional "bad guys" who actually put these people in ovens, instead of just misgendering them. They're all about stealing Pokémon, you can't really do that effectively when your leadership is focused on dilation and bingeing porn.
 
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Weren't the gang member leaders starting with Gen4 literal psychopaths? Specifically Cyrus and Ghetsis?
Gen 4 had Cyrus who wanted to enslave a creator god and remake the universe wherein he is on total control, Gen 5 had Ghetsis who wanted to disarm the Pokémon equivalent of New York City so he could subjugate its citizens (which was a strategy used by the Nazis), Gen 6 had Lysandre who literally wanted to use a war machine to genocide the residents of the Pokémon equivalent of France (definitely in line with how the Nazis ended up).

I couldn’t tell you the motivations of any of the other villainous teams after that, I dropped off pretty hard. Team Skull was just a bunch of punk teenagers going around vandalizing shit.
 
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