Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.3%

  • Total voters
    257
I'm wondering if he's actually dying at this point. If he isn't bullshitting about fevers, his liver/kidneys might actually be failing. Drinkers always die really rough deaths.

(Also lol ecksdee at my username)
 
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Apparently his issue is that old ones used to have a handle, and new ones (like your image) don't. The handle would allow handling even if greased up by kids.
At least that's what I'm supposed to believe by his rant. I guess I'm just a philistine since I just keep the butter in the wrapper.
I just use a Tupperware with lock down clips on the lid. If you can't handle grabbing the clips, which I've never remembered getting greasy, and lifting it off, you are a wuss.
 
Apparently his issue is that old ones used to have a handle, and new ones (like your image) don't.
You can still get them with the handle. $16 on Amazon. First result. 5 star rating. Probably many others on there. It's Amazon, so the Nigger doesn't even have to leave his house.

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Nick's rant was either him being an drunken idiot again, or it was another sad attempt at humor that fell completely flat... which also makes him a drunken idiot.
 
You can still get them with the handle. $16 on Amazon. First result. 5 star rating. Probably many others on there. It's Amazon, so the Nigger doesn't even have to leave his house.

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Nick's rant was either him being an drunken idiot again, or it was another sad attempt at humor that fell completely flat... which also makes him a drunken idiot.
It’s even worse, he was actually trying to do a bit for stand up.
 
You can still get them with the handle. $16 on Amazon. First result. 5 star rating. Probably many others on there.
Plus it says "BUTTER" in large letters, so even his drunk high ass can read it.

No one thinks she's hot, Nick. They don't have to deal with a black woman for muh dik, that's all they care about.
Kayla now is as hot as Baywatch Yasmine Bleeth now, current day.

But at least even Bleeth, if nothing else, doesn't have to cautiously avoid microwaves, unlike Kayla - her insides might melt.

I wouldnt know cause I'm a peasant and i consider putting butter in any small dish as being fancy.
I unwrap the paper, and re-wrap the butter stick every time like a weirdo that doesn't have a butter dish.

Leave! I don't want you subscriptions or views anyways! I've always said that! :really:
He prefers to get subscriptions from corporations, not from people.

So when no corporation does, what happens? Oh yeah, this is Nick Rekieta, the guy who doesn't think ahead even 10 minutes.
 
I've never seen a "greased up butter dish"; I don't know how that even happens, handles or no.

Possible that there are no clean butter knives in the house so they open the container, pick up the brick of butter, smear it on their toast like a crayon, and then put it back with their buttery hands.
 
Spaghettios are for white bread ass niggas.

Real hood niggas feed their kids this:
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So no, I will not be kissing the balldo today.
Sheeeit, Nick's life was so tough growing up that he ate Spaghetti C's because his family was too poor to afford the other half of the O.
 
He's totally still under contract though.

Like, the only person on Rumble they gave a contract renewal to after telling investors they were not gonna do the contracts anymore.

Right?

Right?

I think somehow he will never mention it. If someone Super Chats (I advise against giving Nick money) and asks, he will do the smug look and say, 'I don't know! Do I have a contract? I guess I just found out on the Internet that I don't! How would they know? Isn't it WEIRD that some people think they know more than the people actually involved? Now about the Balldo...'

Who knows why this, in particular, triggered his schizo wet brain, but at the start of the rant, he does mention his children leaving it in a disgusting state. From comments Nicki had made before, plus with recent revelations from that Steel Toe faggot, it's clear that they all live in a pigsty, and the Rekieta's have long ago given up on trying to discipline their children.

Just in the last few pages, we have clips of Aaron complaining about having to tell the kids to clean up when he's there. Nick often makes little side comments about all the junk around the house left by the kids. When Lady Rackets got that little dog, I recall Nicki often talking about the kids and Lady Rackets herself not wanting to clean up after the dog, let alone any of their other messes. The kids have no discipline nor a role model on how to behave. Dad is a sloppy, drunken faggot whose own streaming office is filled with junk. Mom is zoned out on pills and can't even cook, let alone clean. The few adults who try and step in and provide guidance on how to act, such as the bible school lady, are undermined and criticized by Nick because any discipline by others triggers his PTSD of Transformer figurines being taken away, and he's too lazy to discipline them himself and probably copes by thinking he's being a cool libertarian dad.
You can still get them with the handle. $16 on Amazon. First result. 5 star rating. Probably many others on there. It's Amazon, so the Nigger doesn't even have to leave his house.

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Nick's rant was either him being an drunken idiot again, or it was another sad attempt at humor that fell completely flat... which also makes him a drunken idiot.
It’s even worse, he was actually trying to do a bit for stand up.
It was on his show though. Are you saying he might be planning on doing this in a future stand up routine? Disastrous, if true. It's just not funny.

I buy the theory ITT that Nick is treating his show as workshop time for his comedy routine. Either that, or he is remembering the rants he used to do against Ron, Monica, Jamie, Lemoine, and other hated enemies to 'muh liberty' and 'freeze peach' where people would shower him in affirmation chats.

How long has it been since Nick has had to enforce the '20 dollar chat' rule? Just asking...
 
No (stalker child), I DON’T leave my children to STARVE. They are just being PUNISHED. When they make FOOD, they make MESS. They MESS my BUTTER dish with BUTTER. I HATE the BUTTER on the BUTTER dish. I forbade them from EATING. Now it WILL be CLEAN around.
This feels like it would be boss dialogue before you fight Dracula.
 
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As a person raised on margarine i do not get this butterdish thing at all. The margarine comes in a tub with lid and solves all these issues. I only use butter in baked goods.
(Leeiscool1 intro)
And for my suppa I'm 'avin yum-yums
Here's your supper, pal
Alright pal, see you in the morning'
Alright guys it's 5am, I hope you enjoyed today's video, I know I didn't do much
 
Yeah, he's mad at this.
For the one I have, I 3D printed a plastic thing with wires connected so I can autistically, I mean, meticulously ensure that each piece of butter is around 20g. It functions the same as an egg cutter. It doesn't get greasy, I just pick a piece out with a damn knife like a normal person.

Specifically, Balldo whined about his kids making a mess out of it. Maybe he should be teaching his children basic stuff instead of browsing Instagram for BDSM toys. Before anyone thinks I'm joking, I'm not. He's actually following a couple stores that sell BDSM paraphernalia.
I just dump it on a plate and leave it on the shelf.

This had lead to problems.
I've also never heard of it referred to as a butter dish before. I don't even have a specific name associated with those things. They hold the butter outside of the fridge. The only annoyance I've ever had with one is the cat sneaking up onto the counter trying to lick the butter. I imagine that rant was him trying to combine his "comedy" with bitching about the children he clearly hates.
This problem in particular. So, I try to remember to put the butter in a cabinet so the cats can't lick it. I've definitely eaten cat licked butter on more than one occasion.

Cats seem to have to have an affinity for cooking oils. I'll never forget the time I woke up early and went down to the kitchen much earlier than usual, there was a big brown blob on the stove licking away at a cast iron pan I had cooked steak in the night before. The cat gave me a look that said, "Too late, I've already won." and kept on licking.
 
I buy the theory ITT that Nick is treating his show as workshop time for his comedy routine.

Maybe I owe him an apology for thinking he never prepares for his shows. Instead of spending time reading up on timely legal cases or getting guests (what ever happened to that interview series of his?) he is spending his hours in the shower coming up with bits to do if someone mentions things like butter.
 
I just dump it on a plate and leave it on the shelf.
Don't do this. It will oxidize and attact flavors from your fridge. Fat absorbs flavors which is why you want to keep it covered.

Is this my tripod? Is this how it felt?

Maybe I owe him an apology for thinking he never prepares for his shows. Instead of spending time reading up on timely legal cases or getting guests (what ever happened to that interview series of his?) he is spending his hours in the shower coming up with bits to do if someone mentions things like butter.
I really hope he tries again.
It's almost sad to see how a guy who could be funny, has turned into this. Almost.
 
As a person raised on margarine i do not get this butterdish thing at all. The margarine comes in a tub with lid and solves all these issues. I only use butter in baked goods.
Margarine is vile and was forced on the population. It is repulsive shit and is full of trans-fats and if you like margarine, you are a tranny.
 
I'm angry at the butter dish every day. I go to cook some eggs, look over at the butter dish, and the lid is lying next to it. Not on it, next to it. With as many pets as we have, sheeit, it doesn't matter how much vacuuming and dusting we do; there's always pet hair floating in the air, and pet hair is to food as ninja were to samurai who crossed the shogun, sneaky fucks.

"Who left the lid off the butter!?" Nobody fesses up to that. So what I'ma do? Be angry at the dish.

I need a motion sensor butter dish that raises the lid up when something gets near and lowers it down after a few seconds. Preferably one that looks like a 64 Impala.
 
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