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I don't think anyone here cares enough to play capture the autistic flag.
It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.
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Wow, you learn something new every day.
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@TrollCat's Owner Personally, I respect your gains, good for you.
However, you still need to smash pussy, and bring proof too.
Also, you really suck at shitposting, and Elaine will get tired of you as a boytoy real fast if you don't become funnier.
I am also worried that you seemed to have had some logical processes fail when you decided to post here and expected that people will no longer stalk Elaine. Now they'll stalk you too. Grats?
However, you still need to smash pussy, and bring proof too.
Also, you really suck at shitposting, and Elaine will get tired of you as a boytoy real fast if you don't become funnier.
I am also worried that you seemed to have had some logical processes fail when you decided to post here and expected that people will no longer stalk Elaine. Now they'll stalk you too. Grats?
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Imaging simping for someone that's had Godwinson's Anglo seed all over her. Most disgraceful.
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Is your plan to wait in the park all day until someone takes your note? Well, I suppose having no job and no adult responsibilities gives you plenty of time to waste. What if park maintenance comes and takes it down? Are you gonna fight some random guy who has never heard of this site?
Big loss of interest telling us the location off the bat. HWNDU capture the flag was interesting because the location of the flag had to be found.
Big loss of interest telling us the location off the bat. HWNDU capture the flag was interesting because the location of the flag had to be found.
those calluses are really small, come back when you have to legitimately wrap your hands in bandages from how raw they are. also yeah you have woman hands you have such small tiny piano fingers no wonder the calluses are small lol, i measured your fingers and the are less dense than a quarter inch thats so sad. if you are wondering how look up the dimensions for a instax mini polaroid. I could have my math wrong because I didnt double check and im not gonna show my work and just do the bare minimum lol.
Seething Troon Collector
Real friends are the bigots we made along the way
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What legal documents? What lawyer would immediately look at this and NOT file the paperwork to have you involuntarily committed for psychiatric screening.
It’s one thing to say weird shit, but threatening to kill or sexually assault people, especially over some e-girl who doesn’t give a singular fuck about some NEET in Washington halfway around the world.
Sir, this is the internet. That statement is implied.
You don’t have the balls to stand and get a job, contribute to society, maybe aspire to be more than a self-obsessed NEET who lives off of mommy and daddy, or the social security administration.
How are you in your mid-30s yet still act like a teenager? Nobody gives a fuck. Get help.
Why would I do such a thing. What do I have to prove? Besides, all I did was laugh at you for acting like an idiot. It’s fun, if you work at it you could become the next Chris Chan.
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@Rozzy is into boykisser memes and himself had a gay furry ERP with highly disturbed members
The full chat here
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/catler-drama-summarized.184974/page-17#post-17859368
He is once again throwing his own kind under the bus to appear more sympathetic and has confirmed Aspergers which explains the behavior.
@TrollCat's Owner you're a retard.
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Bro I diagnosed you 45 seconds into reading this thread. Your doctor sucks.
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Elaine won't pursue you unless you are slightly better at something she also wants to be better at. Internet clout, coding, socking, cutting, binge-purging, etc. If and only if you can manage to become a monumental tardlord like Genova, you might have a shot. But we all know that you don't have it in you. Or do you?
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Checking out that funny edit over in the Nick Talbott thread, am I reminded that he lives in Spokane, Washington.
Now Spokane is a big place full of strange people. And it might be a stretch but...
@TrollCat's Owner would you happen to be @Itsnatsutalbott ?
What are your thoughts on Genshin Impact?
Now Spokane is a big place full of strange people. And it might be a stretch but...
@TrollCat's Owner would you happen to be @Itsnatsutalbott ?
What are your thoughts on Genshin Impact?
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Didn't he tell us all that he isn't showing up before he shows up to tell us consequences will never be the same with his "legal papers?" I'm not sure what a pseudonymous loser could possibly sue over, but I guess we just have to wait in dread of what this faggot cocksucker is going to do. He might even forcibly suck our cocks!
Seething Troon Collector
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Nothing since this guy is a massive faggot. This guy sucks more AIDS infested dick than any other massive fag and his fake machine elves probably dick him down every night.
Besides, him getting a lawyer would be the result of charity work because this guy is broke as fuck and probably tells people that his social security checks are a ‘trust fund’. They better hope they don’t tell him he can’t use it for a gym membership because he would have nothing left at that point.
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He's going to legally prove that his dad can beat up your dad.
Also, I'm sure you are the one special exception to this, right OP . . .
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I have a question. @TrollCat's Owner claims to be able to control machine elves, yet @TrollCat's Owner also claims to get raped by machine elves. How is this possible? Either he’s lying about being able to control them, or he willingly lies in bed with his arse out, getting fucked my elfcock.
Either way, he is an obvious homosexual who will never get laid by a woman. Not that he’d want to, as he loves cock too much.
Either way, he is an obvious homosexual who will never get laid by a woman. Not that he’d want to, as he loves cock too much.
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Threats are always fun especially from an impotent loser who showed up blustering and boasting and has just had his ass handed to him over and over again. Compare to that looksmax dude who looks like a fag, but showed up, did the same, but imo deserves mad respect because he somehow got a KF user to cow out and give him bussy pics.
For comparison, this thread, which is a trip and a half: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/admit-it-the-incels-were-right.189242/
OP showed up, looked like a faggot, acted like a faggot, turned out not to be a faggot and Farmers are seething to this day.
Nobody can control machine elves, definitely not this faggot. They're hyperdimensional beings amused or sometimes annoyed by our intrusion into their realm via dissociative chemicals that open the doors of perception. They are vastly beyond our understanding and would be above such nonsense as rape, much as you would never consider fucking an ant unless you are such a sick fuck even e621 doesn't want you.
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Elaine makes art? I hope you haven't confused her with Emmy, that would be an embarrassing scene in France in 4-5 months time.
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Before I begin. Let me start off by clarifying one thing. I have not made any threats. I have offered invitations to mutual combat which is completely legal in my state, and there are no laws against astral warfare. There is no way to hold me liable for any actions that are committed by machine elves as they are not bound by our legal system. With that out of the way I will state my reasons for why this thread should be taken down.
The first reason my post should be brought down is that Elaine and I have now broken up. I will admit a large part of it was because of this thread. I was not expecting to have to fight off hordes of terminally online stalkers when I came here. I truly thought you would be reasonable and you would all see that your actions were not just harming Elaine, but those close to her. I clearly overestimated the maturity of this userbase. This was her response after I broke the news that I thought it would be best if we separated.
She has not yet called my family even though she does know my address. We were originally going to meet at my place instead but we recently decided France was easier to set up, I regret giving her my information but there is no way to undo that action. Obviously I find these words concerning, but I am hoping after she calms down I will be able to reason with her.
The reason am letting you all know about this is because with our breakup I am no longer involved with anything related to this side of the internet. What purpose does this thread have to remain up and open if I am no longer in contact with your "lolcow"? This is another chance for your @jannies to step in and do their jobs as my post no longer fits the theme of your site, according to your own site rules.
The next reason, is that this thread violates my right to live a peaceful life free from harassment. My personal twitter account now has experienced harassment from anonymous accounts that are obviously from your site. Cyber harassment is a crime in Washington, and depending on the severity it can be upgraded into a felony. Some key things to note.
>(1) A person is guilty of cyber harassment if the person, with intent to harass or intimidate any other person, and under circumstances not constituting telephone harassment, makes an electronic communication to that person or a third party and the communication:
>(a)(i) Uses any lewd, lascivious, indecent, or obscene words, images, or language, or suggests the commission of any lewd or lascivious act;
>(6) The penalties provided in this section for cyber harassment do not preclude the victim from seeking any other remedy otherwise available under law.
>(7) Any offense committed under this section may be deemed to have been committed either at the place from which the communication was made or at the place where the communication was received.
As you can see, this is harassment, and keeping this post up is leading to further harassment. I know that people have linked me something on this sites "Removing Content" policy. I did not read that as I can promise your site's policy does not trump Washington's Cybercrime Laws.
1. https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/cyberbullying-laws-washington.htm
Let us remember that not only am I a resident of Washington, but the hosting service "VanWatech" is also hosted in this state. I am hereby posting my Cease and Desist document. @jannies. Please look this over. If in 7 days this post is still up I may proceed to the next step which will be consulting with a lawyer and taking legal action. This cease and desist is not an order nor is it an injunction. It is merely a statement of my intent to pursue further action if this post is not taken down.
As a man of honor I will however provide an alternative solution. If you refuse to take this post down, but you also do not wish for me to take legal action I am open to settling this physically with the janitors of this site. As I am more physically imposing than the vast majority of this site's userbase, including the owner and all of the jannies I will allow this to be a 1v3. This means I will fight 3 jannies at once. I will not use any of my astral powers for this fight, nor will I bring machine elves with me. As I wish to provide full disclosure, I will also admit that I am no longer simply astrally enhanced. Starting today I have hopped on a test cycle of 500 mg per week.
Over the next few weeks I will grow in power and become one of the hardest to kill humans on the entire planet. I was also not lying about my training or physical feats. That is why I am confident I can take 3 of you at once. My terms for this fight will be:
1. Me vs 3 jannies as mentioned earlier
2. No weapons
3. There will be a neutral ref who will pull someone out of the fight if they are too injured to continue
4. The fight will take place in Spokane Washington. Riverfront Park. If the jannies agree to this fight and agree to my victory conditions I am willing to pay for accomadation and plane tickets to Spokane.
If I win my conditions are simple. Take down my thread, and stop harassing myself, and Elaine. Even though we are fighting at the moment I still wish the best for her. I am also open to hear the jannies win conditions.
As you can see I am open to reason. I have offered you multiple angles to resolve this now, whether that be through reason, the Washington courts, or honorable combat. To the others in this thread, do not think that your words go unheard. As I mentioned earlier there is nothing in the laws of this country, or my state which prevent me from doing whatever I want in the astral realm. I try to be reasonable but I can only be pushed so far.
The first reason my post should be brought down is that Elaine and I have now broken up. I will admit a large part of it was because of this thread. I was not expecting to have to fight off hordes of terminally online stalkers when I came here. I truly thought you would be reasonable and you would all see that your actions were not just harming Elaine, but those close to her. I clearly overestimated the maturity of this userbase. This was her response after I broke the news that I thought it would be best if we separated.
She has not yet called my family even though she does know my address. We were originally going to meet at my place instead but we recently decided France was easier to set up, I regret giving her my information but there is no way to undo that action. Obviously I find these words concerning, but I am hoping after she calms down I will be able to reason with her.
The reason am letting you all know about this is because with our breakup I am no longer involved with anything related to this side of the internet. What purpose does this thread have to remain up and open if I am no longer in contact with your "lolcow"? This is another chance for your @jannies to step in and do their jobs as my post no longer fits the theme of your site, according to your own site rules.
The next reason, is that this thread violates my right to live a peaceful life free from harassment. My personal twitter account now has experienced harassment from anonymous accounts that are obviously from your site. Cyber harassment is a crime in Washington, and depending on the severity it can be upgraded into a felony. Some key things to note.
>(1) A person is guilty of cyber harassment if the person, with intent to harass or intimidate any other person, and under circumstances not constituting telephone harassment, makes an electronic communication to that person or a third party and the communication:
>(a)(i) Uses any lewd, lascivious, indecent, or obscene words, images, or language, or suggests the commission of any lewd or lascivious act;
>(6) The penalties provided in this section for cyber harassment do not preclude the victim from seeking any other remedy otherwise available under law.
>(7) Any offense committed under this section may be deemed to have been committed either at the place from which the communication was made or at the place where the communication was received.
As you can see, this is harassment, and keeping this post up is leading to further harassment. I know that people have linked me something on this sites "Removing Content" policy. I did not read that as I can promise your site's policy does not trump Washington's Cybercrime Laws.
1. https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/cyberbullying-laws-washington.htm
Let us remember that not only am I a resident of Washington, but the hosting service "VanWatech" is also hosted in this state. I am hereby posting my Cease and Desist document. @jannies. Please look this over. If in 7 days this post is still up I may proceed to the next step which will be consulting with a lawyer and taking legal action. This cease and desist is not an order nor is it an injunction. It is merely a statement of my intent to pursue further action if this post is not taken down.
As a man of honor I will however provide an alternative solution. If you refuse to take this post down, but you also do not wish for me to take legal action I am open to settling this physically with the janitors of this site. As I am more physically imposing than the vast majority of this site's userbase, including the owner and all of the jannies I will allow this to be a 1v3. This means I will fight 3 jannies at once. I will not use any of my astral powers for this fight, nor will I bring machine elves with me. As I wish to provide full disclosure, I will also admit that I am no longer simply astrally enhanced. Starting today I have hopped on a test cycle of 500 mg per week.
Over the next few weeks I will grow in power and become one of the hardest to kill humans on the entire planet. I was also not lying about my training or physical feats. That is why I am confident I can take 3 of you at once. My terms for this fight will be:
1. Me vs 3 jannies as mentioned earlier
2. No weapons
3. There will be a neutral ref who will pull someone out of the fight if they are too injured to continue
4. The fight will take place in Spokane Washington. Riverfront Park. If the jannies agree to this fight and agree to my victory conditions I am willing to pay for accomadation and plane tickets to Spokane.
If I win my conditions are simple. Take down my thread, and stop harassing myself, and Elaine. Even though we are fighting at the moment I still wish the best for her. I am also open to hear the jannies win conditions.
As you can see I am open to reason. I have offered you multiple angles to resolve this now, whether that be through reason, the Washington courts, or honorable combat. To the others in this thread, do not think that your words go unheard. As I mentioned earlier there is nothing in the laws of this country, or my state which prevent me from doing whatever I want in the astral realm. I try to be reasonable but I can only be pushed so far.
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