Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Corpun]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

I doubt that his crack-fried brain can even comprehend the concepts of the future or planning ahead at this point. All he understands is "clicky button make gamba happen" and "if I bitch enough money magically appears into my account".

 

[Jang Joo]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

There is no endgame. Every single day, money comes in, money goes out. Rinse and repeat. This continues until something big prevents it in its current form (parents die, parents kick him out, he ODs, he gets arrested over something,......)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

Spiritually black people like our boy Austin literally cannot think even one second in the future. Have you ever watched Cops and they arrest some guy for doing something dumb and ask him "what were you thinking?" The answer is he wasn't thinking. Certain people act on pure impulse 100% of the time and there is no serious planning or making concessions for the future. Delayed gratification is a completely alien concept. Tomorrow? 5 minutes from now? That's Future Austin's problem, all that matters is the present. There is no endgame. There is only now.

 

[degengambalar]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

His end game is to run his balance up to several billion dollars on stake so he can get his revenge and destroy them through insolvency. However before BMJ and Eddie can get the paperwork filed to make him the owner of stake he proceeds to lose it all and hates his life again,

 

[Billy Bong]

Billions, trillions, quadrillions - fuck it, let it ride.
That's what he's thinking. More

 

[degengambalar]

After losing over $1500 he's down to his last 50. He lost it so fast he didn't even notice he took $200 out from the vault just a minute before and thinks bc.game scammed him.

Some unlucky viewers get banned for pointing out that $50 is the correct amount. Fucking ratfuck retards, you only have to say it once.

 

[Kees H]

Austin just broke his bong. This is where he finds out he damaged the glass on the bong.

Austin complaining about the "resell value" of that dirty ass bong (which was already 0) and showing off the damage. It still "rips fine".

 

[Corpun]

There is no endgame. Every single day, money comes in, money goes out. Rinse and repeat. This continues until something big prevents it in its current form (parents die, parents kick him out, he ODs, he gets arrested over something,......)

Looks to be a promising trainwreck. Shame we don't experiment on humans anymore, BMJ seems like the perfect candidate for some of those monkey experiments.

 

[Burl McMillan]

What is his actual endgame? Hit rock bottom and kill himself? Go to the nearest loanshark and get his kneecaps broken by an Albianian gangster when he can't pay up?

Endgame is he'll get himself banned off of all streaming platforms and force Null to create KiwiTV and KiwiCasino for him.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Austin just broke his bong. This is where he finds out he damaged the glass on the bong.

It finally happened. Admittedly, that aint bad.

Would it kill him to run that shit under some hot water while he removes the down stem? Who am I kidding, of course it would. Basic thermodynamics are definitely too far beyond his comprehension.

 

[Koop]

Better get subbed, rats.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Damn, I missed the bong breaking on loldudeweed day? FUCK MY LIEF BRO! He was so proud of his insanely overpriced Illadelph, and it quickly became a favorite side character of mine for all of the loud coughing fits it gave to Bossman. Rip sweet prince, you will be missed. Never 4get.
Illadelph
2023-2024

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I think I respect Bossman more when he is smoking Crack then when he is smoking out of that ridiculous bong

 

[draggs]

I think I respect Bossman more when he is smoking Crack then when he is smoking out of that ridiculous bong

you get just as stoned or more off a cut in half gallon milk jug or 2-liter and a socket to make a gravity bong (total cost 3-6 bucks) as his ridiculous 600 dollar illadelph

it isn't 2003 no one cares about how someone has a totally sick illadelph

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Took his rakeback to dice coinflip and it switched off

The entire stream was about 2 minutes long. Here's the full version

Also why is he streaming at 2560x1440 now? Is this some epic trick to fill rat hard drives up quicker? Bonus tongue of fury.

More suicide baiting. He's going all out for juice

 

[Pitckus]

More suicide baiting. He's going all out for juice
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He’ll be back again in 6 hours at the maximum.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Here's the entire discord melt down
Started with this classic. "Going live" to "something stupid" in 6 minutes.

Spoiler: The entire meltdown

After pondering for a few minutes, Austin came up with a brilliant new plan

Yup, the same plan he already had, but this time he'll stick to it damnit!

Making big strides

 

[Pitckus]

Here's the entire discord melt down
Started with this classic. "Going live" to "something stupid" in 6 minutes.
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Spoiler: The entire meltdown

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Hulk Hogan putting in minimal effort to talk Austin off the ledge was my favorite moment.

"Don't do it, I guess, brother!"

 

[padwawd]

New bossman pic just dropped