Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

That's so true. Their were trans protesters singing to gender critical women "your old and husband won't fuck you" No one but trans women can get away with that.
If a woman isn't totally on board trans women respond in a way that would get a man called misogynistic and progressives never say anything.

Which is funny, because no one wants to fuck trans women.

 

[Candidate No 7]

"Second to cis." More like distant 4th to cis, masturbation and abstinence, pal.

 

[TyrasGuard]

"Second to cis." More like distant 4th to cis, masturbation and abstinence, pal.

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Thankfully, he attached a photo to show exactly why that happened. For a second I thought it was just a tranny seeking attention again.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Tranny decides to weigh in on the Stellar Blade vs Hades conversation by desperately trying to make it sound like Aphrodite is "androgynous" and therefore more acceptable than that filthy coomer design.
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I'm so sick of these freaks trying to tell what is and isn't acceptable.

That's why the all freak out every time a guy talks about how he finds Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie hot. It really does feel like for a certain cadre of the twitter set, heterosexuality itself has become an act of right wing fascism.

I guarantee you if they made the Stellar Blade MC a lesbian and AGPs started cooming to her they'd instantly drop this shit and start (performatively) fawning over her.

Same shit happened with Bayonetta, at first claim she's terrible sexist trash, then start praising her as a gay icon for whatever reason, then go right back to shitting on her when official artwork showed her in a hetero relationship with a kid.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Almost all of the really obnoxious genderspecials left when the porn did

Hmm... I wonder if there was a link between those two things?

I guarantee you if they made the Stellar Blade MC a lesbian and AGPs started cooming to her they'd instantly drop this shit and start (performatively) fawning over her.

Same shit happened with Bayonetta, at first claim she's terrible sexist trash, then start praising her as a gay icon for whatever reason, then go right back to shitting on her when official artwork showed her in a hetero relationship with a kid.

Didn't Bayonetta's voice actress come out as a TERF on Twitter and get cancelled, too?

 

[Standardized Profile]

How dare someone deadname a person without a name for decades by identifying them by their legal name.

Hee hee.

After four years of struggling, pooner gives up the beard. Well, almost gives up the beard.

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r/FTMOver30
Ggfd8675
Since 2010: TRT|Top|Hysto-oopho

Shaved off my beard of 4 years. Tell me it gets better.​

I finally had to admit the beard wasn’t working. Too weird and patchy and too hard for me to properly maintain. It looked unkempt. I thought I would just wear it short like I have done many times but I saw that I had this huge bald patch along my whole jaw that made a short beard totally unworkable. I swear it was never that bad before.

Long story short, I took it all off but left a short goatee (which I’m generally not a fan of). Now it looks like I have a tiny head and lost half my face. Please dear god tell me I just need to get used to it. I was clean shaven for forever and never thought I looked bad that way. Now I’m terrified to shave the goatee even though I don’t care for it.

Just had to vent somewhere people would get it.

edit: got curious about the crazy huge bald patch I didn’t have before and welp, I have alopecia barbae. Might grow back, might not. Bummer.

Pooner realizes she doesn't like normal male aging, starts an intense beauty regimen and goes to the doctor.

I didn't realize there were prescription vitamins, and unless she's actually undernourished, she's just going to pee them out anyway. I guess the doctor figured he might as well prescribe something, get a bit of money from her insurance (or however it works in Brazil), and maybe she'll stay away for a while.

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r/FTMOver30
k0sherdemon

Need hair loss tips

Hello fellas.
I'm on T since 2021, and in 2023 I started having hair loss.

I started treating it right away with topical minoxidil twice a day, oral dutasteride, occasional liquid nitrogen spray, and a specific shampoo. However I had to quit dutasteride immediately because it botched my HRT and restored my menstrual cycle -- not good, I have PMDD.

So, now things seem to have stabilized, my hair doesn't fall as much, but I still want to put in more effort. I just got out of an appointment with my doctor and he prescribed me some vitamins, which I'll take.

Do you guys have any tips? Any supplements, procedures, habits? I read something about derma rolling but I don't know where to start (which brand is OK, how to use it, etc)

This is an old theme, but it'll keep happening because they never get it. Men who like dick do not like women sexually, even if the women are bald, hairy, and own several strap-ons or a monstrous clit.

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r/ftm
Rabbitrhett

Extremely disappointed after seeing what r/gaybros thinks of trans guys​

I made the mistake of trying to see what gay men thought of trans guys and if they respect us or see us as guys, because I myself am a gay trans guy. So, I was curious, and oh man, it was countless misgendering of us, saying we weren't real men, saying guys who dated us were bisexual if they were attracted to us. Man, it just made me sad, and they kept making fun of us and calling us fake men and stuff. What made it worse is that gay men who were defending us got downvoted hard, and all the bigot comments got upvoted. Now I feel like I'll never find a gay guy who will love me, and I feel like my only option is cis bicurious men or bisexual guys. I know why cis gay men prefer other cis gay men because they like dick and not vagina, and that is completely valid, but why do you have to tear us down and say people who date us are bisexual just because they have sex with us vaginally? Like, I can't help I don't have a dick what else am i gonna do might as well use the vagina I have since it works?? I just feel like i'll never ever be seen as a guy and it sucks.

Spoiler: Bisexual guys aren't interested bald women with pube beards and monstrous clits, either. Your only hope is to find a fetishist, a chaser, someone aroused by a very specific combination of incongruous elements.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Look at the character for Star Wars Outlaws and then look at the actual model. They deliberately uglified her.

Didn't they also sabotage the Mass Effect: Andromeda model also now that I think about it

 

[Susanna]

Didn't they also sabotage the Mass Effect: Andromeda model also now that I think about it

I’d suspect that’s what they did in Starfield too, but the more likely explanation there is that they were just lazy and making the female model less masculine would have forced them to actually make a second set of animations.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Didn't Bayonetta's voice actress come out as a TERF on Twitter and get cancelled, too?

From what I remember it was actually due to her lying and claiming that the company behind the game screwed her over when in reality they compensated her fairly nicely.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Didn't they also sabotage the Mass Effect: Andromeda model also now that I think about it

Mass Effect Andromeda was a gigantic glitch fest on launch, but yeah, they uglified the female characters on that too.
If you look at most Western AAA games over the past 5 or 6 years they all started to make any female characters ugly, butch, and more like Troons than women.
The most egregious example is the fucking hulking rape hon looking Abbie from the Last of Us 2 (who wasn't actually a troon supposedly, but they had a Pooner in the game and even an Easter egg Troon shark you could find at the Aquarium).
This started to happen around the same time studios began to get infested with Troons and take investment money from social engineering firms.
If I wanted to put on a tinfoil hat I'd say it's because Troons are trying to gaslight people into thinking Troon looking "women" are the norm, they always complain normal people won't date them, it's like they're trying to make Troonified rape hons the "new normal."
Tinfoil hat off, it's because a lot of these developers are Troons themselves and seeing actual women just makes them angry and resentful that they are constantly confronted with the fact they are men.
They think if they force this shit people will have to accept it.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

From what I remember it was actually due to her lying and claiming that the company behind the game screwed her over when in reality they compensated her fairly nicely.

Google tells me that she wouldn't suck the girldick and say 'trans rights'.



Reddit trannies weren't happy.

 

[Piss Bear]

I get what you mean but look at that photo again. He looks male as fuck. I don't think the bad wig is going to make him harder to identify.

I agree. But I wanted to make a point of how useless it is to provide a picture of a missing trans person and ONLY include a picture of when they are all dressed up and wearing a wig, even if it's badly. It can skew people's ability to properly identify someone. Like imagine if someone was missing and you only included a picture of them dressed up in cosplay gear. That's fucking retarded.

“Julie’s” corpse was literally thought to be a (heavily worked on) female’s until DNA testing was performed a decade ago.

Jane Doe cases this old are hard as fuck to solve as it is. There are exceptions where the women are finally given back the names that were stolen from them decades earlier. I doubt we’ll ever know his real name given the circumstances. And yet, even in death people only know that Julie was really Julio. Those archaeology memes aren’t really such.

Frustratingly, some of the people trying to identify him think that learning his (birth) name is no bueno:

DNA Doe Project volunteers Lee and Anthony Redgrave founded The Trans Doe Task Force to advocate for unidentified victims who were transgender or gender non-conforming. The pair voiced concern that genetic genealogy research may reveal a decedent's birth and/or legal name, but may not provide what title the individual preferred during life. One of the task force's goals is to research, following an identification, how the subject identified to prevent deadnaming.[11]

Yeah, this case is definitely going nowhere. How dare someone deadname a person without a name for decades by identifying them by their legal name. That’s only good to do when it’s not a troon, you know. Troons deserve special treatment!

If currently missing troon is found dead in a bayou or on the side of the road, it’s going to be real fun for those poor investigators long before his ungrateful buddies throw “IT’S ABIGAIL YOU TRANSPHOBES” at them. We’ve all seen how troons love to parade other troon’s corpses around as propaganda even when the dead died in an accident or suicide. They’ll find a way to blame the police/society for this even if troon just wanted to end it all back at home. At least those face tats should provide easy identification if he’s found.

Still a lose/lose for the investigators if he’s found alive. His buddies would still yell “IT’S ABIGAIL YOU TRANSPHOBES” to the poor guy that just used the legal name to announce their friend is safe. It’s never enough for troons.

See, this is why. Troons probably feel all smug confusing investigators like this, but they can only fool people when their bodies are badly decomposed. Lmao.

The dead can't have hurt feelings. So fuck all this nonsense about "misgendering" a corpse. This makes a simple process so much more complicated. If you really must, keep the "dead name" hidden but still use it in your investigation, jfc.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Last of Us 2 and Abi was a direct response by neil cuckmann, disgusting jewish faggot, to gamers liking Joel, a strong and generally moral man protecting a vulnerable girl. Someone probably already made a longform post stating all the shit he did somewhere on the site so look for that.

 

[Geraldine]

"Second to cis." More like distant 4th to cis, masturbation and abstinence, pal.

OK. Found it. Follow up.
Link Archive

The real gold is the cope in the comments.
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I think nicer people tend to attract shitter people,

That's the ticket.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Tranny posting lost tranny.

The faggy tranny description that's all concerned about the minute details of his eyes, height, and fashion accessories is super cringe. So he's a low effort troon with a permanent single blue line across his nose and never goes anywhere without his terf beater chain? Just another American Sweetheart! Find "her"!

He looks and sounds like an antifa goon with a chip on his tender shoulder. I bet he got into it with someone he shouldn't have while daintily heading home.

 

[Geraldine]

single blue line across his nose

I wonder.
Just some random creepiness, or is it supposed to signal proclivity or some such?

 

[Shig O'nella]

It comes as no surprise to me that a tranny is knowledgeable about (and defensive of) Greek Mythology given the amount of incest, bestiality, orgies, child-eating and other degenerate shit that constantly happens in the stories.

The Ancient Greeks who came up with all that stuff were basically the original gooners.

Sorry, mate. That's just retarded.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I didn't realize there were prescription vitamins, and unless she's actually undernourished, she's just going to pee them out anyway. I guess the doctor figured he might as well prescribe something, get a bit of money from her insurance (or however it works in Brazil), and maybe she'll stay away for a while.

She could always do what women of childbearing age are told to do: take prenatal vitamins.

But that’s not gender affirming enough to she’ll have to pay extra for totally dood pills instead.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troons probably feel all smug confusing investigators like this, but they can only fool people when their bodies are badly decomposed. Lmao.

Even when they're decomposed an expert (or even an Archaeology student, or anyone who knows what to look for) can usually tell the difference with the exception of very few outliers. Aside from the most well known difference, the pelvises being different, the ribcage on a male is wider to accomodate increased lung volume, the longer bones and skulls are different, females have less prominent brows, rounder eye sockets, the jaw and the skull itself is more gracile etc.
For a body to be mistaken it would have to be at that stage of decomposition where it's too rotted to tell from physical features, but not so rotted that there's only a skeleton. That's the only way I could see it being hard to tell.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Sorry, mate. That's just retarded.

How so? Lot of degen stuff in Greek Mythology- Gaia had 12 children with her own son. Zeus had a kid with his own sister and fucked most of his other sisters. Cronos ate most of his own children so they wouldn't usurp him. It's not surprising to me that the degenerates of today find camaraderie with the degenerates of antiquity- you don't write about and worship people like that unless you're into some weird shit yourself, simple as that.