DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I think you can be part of a community without ever being vocal. It's obviously easier if you're actively talking and asking questions and stuff, but there's a lot of videos you can watch and forum/discord posts to read that break down how to play. Just by reading some of the more detailed posts here, I've learned a fair amount about fighting game mechanics. Obviously, it takes more than that to be good at a game, but it's a step in the right direction if you're trying to be serious about any sort of competitive play. Especially the type of competitive play Phil is interested in, since it's pretty clear he's too much of a hermit to ever think about playing an in-person tournament again. It's just that, much like his streaming career, Phil is stagnant, he wants to be a serious fighting game guy, but makes 0 effort to actually learn how to do that and just plays each game like it's SF2 Turbo.
DSP is not that sort of person though. If at anything I bet he would just spend his time complaining that "you can do anything but they just JAB JAB JAB JAB JAB and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO, CRAPCOM CAN FUCK OFF". And he won't survive more than a single month after that, even if he somehow manages to say something else serious/coherent people still laugh at him and he'll get banned by telling them to "FUCK OFF" or try to make more excuses for himself and get made fun of more. And guess what, he'll do this even after watching all the yt videos or posts from other people that he could.
 
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Just realized. Not only did he say that Khet had to cook him dinner despite the fact she's sick, he said that on the day that he played Star Wars Battlefront.
History, it rhymes.
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What makes it funny is that he got sick himself after he made Pandalee cook dinner for him. Part of me wants to believe she spit in the food she was making for him, but I think whatever she had was probably contagious.
 
One thing I could never figure out is why Reanna has not spilled a single drop of her secrets.

Because she’s smart.

Or at least a lot smarter than what people give her credit for.

She doesn’t “live her life online”, she doesn’t have a podcast or stream to promote, so what on earth would she have to gain? Zero.

And the price she’d pay would be pretty steep. Everybody knows about her as it is right now, but only the most determined of detractors knows who she exactly is, her instagram etc.

That would change if she spilled whatever tea she has.

Would you like to have retards email or call you at 3 am, because they live in Albania, and ask you about Phil’s O face or how his farts smell? Would you like to have weirdos pop up on your social media every time you make a post to your friends, and ask you to show feet, or ask what you ate at that staycation a decade ago?
 
Because she’s smart.

Or at least a lot smarter than what people give her credit for.

She doesn’t “live her life online”, she doesn’t have a podcast or stream to promote, so what on earth would she have to gain? Zero.

And the price she’d pay would be pretty steep. Everybody knows about her as it is right now, but only the most determined of detractors knows who she exactly is, her instagram etc.
Also depending on what she said, Phil could pull a revenge porn on her and leak her nudes or other embarrassing information, we know that he has those.
 
Also depending on what she said, Phil could pull a revenge porn on her and leak her nudes or other embarrassing information, we know that he has those.
I don’t think he’d ever do that. He’s a retard yes but nothing like that incest survivor Ethan Ralph. DSP would however pull out the pity party, soy voice, “she cheated on me, dood, which made me suicidal and miserable and I was drinking all the time and please give me money because of this situation almost seven years ago wah wah wah wah”
 
Maybe Phil told her that she should wear the glasses hat and vest for tips so she's been ducking the co-op streams
lmao. Could you imagine these 2 sitting there playing dress up?
Someone educate me here but is there an actual reason he can't get out of the corner
That literal blind dude that did it multiple times at EVO can probably answer this best. :story:
Also depending on what she said, Phil could pull a revenge porn on her
Inorite? Wouldn't want to see another staycation video.


Forgot to say.......I see Phail was desperate for dramabux last night and had to dip into the kiwifarts well.
 
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Because she’s smart.

Or at least a lot smarter than what people give her credit for.

She doesn’t “live her life online”, she doesn’t have a podcast or stream to promote, so what on earth would she have to gain? Zero.
That's the happy ending, which goes completely against how Leanna was for 5 years until her final Final Fantasy video. She always over shared and was smug about it, just like how Dave is.

I don't buy she suddenly changed.

Odds are she was cheating for a while and knew she would be hated, more than she already was, and they agreed to not speak of each other. Phil has also abided by that for the most part.
 
I don't even know if a flow chart is appropriate in his gameplay. He legit knows a few combos, but doesn't really know why they work at some times and not others. He might know some matchups where his X character is better than Y, but he really has no idea why he wins the vast majority of the time. He also never mentions when his opponent drop a combo and he gets lucky, he acts like mis-inputs (yes he fucks up inputs not rollback netcode) are an act of God and not his gin-drowned brain being slow now.
He’s mentioned several times during these SF6 streams that he believes moves have “priority”, which is not true. AFAIK, SF5 had a priority system and Phil, being the massive retard who hates learning, believes this applies to this game too. If he even bothered to learn frame data 80% of his excuses would make sense.

But he’s Phil. So he chooses to be a whiny faggot. It used to be the only gameplay stream I could tolerate through a restream (PoP) but I legit can’t take the NONSTOP bitching and coping.
 
One thing I could never figure out is why Reanna has not spilled a single drop of her secrets. Blah blah blah wants to get on with her life. Gimme a break.
My personal theory is the hospital episode was Leanna's "she came for cwc" moment and has decided to go full Megan Schroder and just cut any traces of Phil out of her life from then on, full stop. It's not farfetched to assume that anyone who isn't as retarded as Phil would eventually break the pignosis and see that they're headed for a dark fucking road if they continue to be with a polish manchild who barely has any concept of being responsible for themself let alone another human being and the correct decision is to just cut it all off.

I believe it takes a specific kind of shamelessness to want to be a public figure on the internet regardless of how much of a small fish you are compared to the entire e-celeb community. I'd say disconnecting yourself from any kind of public persona is the easier decision for anyone who might be put under the same circumstance.
 
That's the happy ending, which goes completely against how Leanna was for 5 years until her final Final Fantasy video. She always over shared and was smug about it, just like how Dave is.

I don't buy she suddenly changed.

Odds are she was cheating for a while and knew she would be hated, more than she already was, and they agreed to not speak of each other. Phil has also abided by that for the most part.

Who the f would be hating on Leana for cheating?!

It’s DSP we’re talking about.

Shit, it could come out that Leanna had trains run on her every night by a bunch of niggers, and the reaction would mainly be: “Heh, of course she did! No wonder!” Interspersed with chuckling about how Phil was a pathetic cuck for sitting and whining about his street fighter khambos, while Leanna was entertaining downstairs.
 
Leanna moved on with her life because she’s clearly happy, and demonstrating emotional maturity.

Phil’s main objective in life is to tell people the things that they like suck, or that what you’re doing is wrong. Leanna seems to be the exact opposite of that and good on her for it.
 
That's the happy ending, which goes completely against how Leanna was for 5 years until her final Final Fantasy video. She always over shared and was smug about it, just like how Dave is.

I don't buy she suddenly changed.

Odds are she was cheating for a while and knew she would be hated, more than she already was, and they agreed to not speak of each other. Phil has also abided by that for the most part.
I'm FAR from a Leanna defender - I always thought she was annoying and her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard - especially in the early days, as she took a lot of Phil antics and made it her own. Also, let's not forget her starting a fight with his fans, once things got too hot, she ran back to Phil and he said "Okay, y'all wanna disrespect Leanna? Well, guess what??? Sub only mode." Was she a dick to his fans? Yes. That said, there is a quote I live by: "Change is a part of life, progress is optional."

What started it? Her getting a mature adult job. She saw what healthy and romantic relationships looked like, along with how people are, and what the expectations of what life is supposed to be. She saw the path ahead and it was this: do I keep on the current path with Phil, who doesn't want to do anything except eat and play video games, or...do I get rid of this overweight child who expects me to cook his fat ass dinner when I was sick? I'm willing to bet money she told her co-workers that, they pulled her aside and went, "Uh, dude: Phil is toxic."

Also, my favorite piece of lore was when she invited friends over to the WAkhando and instead of Phil going downstairs to meet and mingle, he stayed in his mature adult office and played video games.

I don't think she all of a sudden "changed overnight." That's not how it works. It's a gradual process of growing and progress, which Leanna did.

Do I think she cheated? No. I think she had enough of Phil's bullshit, stacked as much cash as she could, and played the long game, until she could financially get the hell out of dodge, and leave the pigpen with a new lease on life.

From current Leanna pictures, she looks happy and I hope she continues to strive toward her goals. I think she wants to move on with her life and her life with Phil, as a learning lesson, and realizing she did fuck up a lot as someone that was still figuring life out. Hell, she was 18 when she appeared on stream and between the age of 18 to 24, you're in that weird phase in life where you're figuring things out and still holding onto things from your early to mid teenage years. I'm NOT excusing her behavior, far from it, but I do think she realized she was a piece of shit to people for no reason, and realized that something had to change. Do I think she's changed? I would like to think so, but again, I don't know Leanna like that. I can just go off of pictures and updates she chooses to show about her life. She looks happier and that's all that matters. She's happy and away from Philly cheesesteak.

Phil, on the other hand, sweet Jews for Jesus! Dude looks ROUGH for 42. He could easily pass for damn near his late 50's, but the life of gin and pulling Hogans takes a huge toll on a man. No matter how many time he tells everyone he "loves life", he's "never been happier.", you don't have to be a body language expert NOT To see the man is miserable and he questions what happened in his life: one moment, he was winning tournaments - the FYE tournament - being the FGC's ATM, John, Howard, and Leanna...and the next, he's married to a roommate who sleeps in a different bedroom because of Phil's "snoring", sure Phil and who wakes him up? Jasper. Khat wants NOTHING from Phil except to eat Doordash and to have a free room and board, while working her part time job that stresses her out after working 12 hours a week.

Yet, Phil will claim he's happy. Uh, one of them is happy and it ain't Dave, that's for sure.
 
The part that really gets me is that he's pretty much devoted his life to them, and he still isn't good. I think that might be one of the reasons for the cope overload when he plays them. Most people who have put in the hours and years he has would be significantly better by now, but he just isn't, so it must be cheaters/frame traps/lag/the game devs.
Here's basically what happened. Fighting games were really popular in the 90s and were in decline by the early 2000s; as the years went on arcades started dying as home consoles could comfortably play games at arcade quality, so there was no need to go to an arcade anymore to get a premium gaming experience. Fighting games were most popular in arcades so they declined in popularity with them. Phil had been a stalwart player during that decline, basically a big fish in the small pond of a dying genre. But then around 2009 Street Fighter 4 came out and revitalized the genre with online play. But with the increased popularity of the genre and more mainstream internet connectivity compared to the early 2000s, stuff that would have stayed arcane knowledge was quickly and easily distributed to every scrub with a high speed network connection. The small pond Phil was a decently sized fish in became a huge lake and Philly boy just couldn't hang. So he wrote off being known as a fighting game guy and focused on playing every new AAA game that came out and putting it up on Youtube day 1 because that was making lots of money, only bringing up his fighting game 'cred' when convenient (I.E when a new Street Fighter game is released).

So it's really not accurate to say he devoted his life to fighting games. He's a fair weather fan at best who discarded the genre when he realized he would make more money with less effort playing other games, then pops back in claiming to be an oldhead expert whenever he feels it will benefit him.
 
I don’t think he’d ever do that. He’s a retard yes but nothing like that incest survivor Ethan Ralph. DSP would however pull out the pity party, soy voice, “she cheated on me, dood, which made me suicidal and miserable and I was drinking all the time and please give me money because of this situation almost seven years ago wah wah wah wah”
"I need that money guyz, I don't know if I can go on begging like this forever. When she cheated on me and left me and it nearly destroyed muh biznuzz. I was drinking and drinking and couldnt get out of bed in the morning. Hell we even considered quitting my job with you guyz and talking about how much I despise all of you and see you as nothing more than money creatures to extort for every last penny, how crazy is that? Please tip me now. *snort snort*"
 
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