Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Fascist Kirk (Yoja)]

Following the developments of this thread is a chore. Mint Salad is a cute girl, and she is funny and I like her sperg outs. That being said she works for JuJu the cow, makes porn with Riley, and usurped the movement with membership donations to EVS, and riding the fuck Eric July band wagon. This movement is nothing like it was in 2019. This is turning into gamergate.

At some point I expect to see Shane Davis in a bar with text to speech repeating I hate nickers, ordering Jabama to aim aim aim. . . .

 

[Ike Aim]

Neither did I, but before the Tampa story came out I felt he was just a dipshit.

After Tampa, I think he's a dipshit and not a good person.

Yup. Cecil is a piece of shit. His brand is being a piece of shit. His persona, Cecil, is a piece of shit. The guy behind the persona, Dave Volz, is a piece of shit. There is no heart of gold inside the 50+ y/o Long Island greaseball scumbag. Just another glad-handing narcissist shithead praised as a "good dude" by other members of his circlejerk grift syndicate while they all chase simps and paypigs who have an emotional need for e-daddies and parasocial relationships.

Other than his good standing within CG, what keeps Cecil from leaving?

Lack of opportunity? People seem to like Cecil, but I doubt anyone except maybe EVS blinded by his own narcissism & naivety would actually trust Cecil as a partner.

Something is different about this latest happening. Maybe it's his brain marinating in booze, cum oxytocin, and psilocybin. There was venom from Cecil on Jon Malin's closeout stream. Malin may be slow at times but he clocked the undercurrent of resentment right away and seemed to understand it's implications. Most men get what that means. Afterwards, EVS was bound to try and put Cecil over because of the timing of all of this with the race, but EVS himself has been burning his own parasocial credit for some time. Cecil needs others to put him over, but even Anna TSWG is saying "nope". Dude may have finally oversimped while angry and drunk and fucked himself. It's textbook pitfalls of being a man. The whole 20 years to build a reputation, 1 moment to destroy it thing.

When you have retarded CG superfan JayBamaFan autistically spamming "PUNCH CECIL" for three straight hours on Ethan's race stream, you've almost certainly lost the audience, too. Apparently, others have jumped ship as well or are threatening to. If FNT wanted him they'd already have him. Same for anyone else. Not sure where this goes.

Edit: spelling / grammar

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Not sure where this goes.

Ain't it fun?
Living in the real world
Ain't it good?
Being all alone

 

[VoidW]

Who the f are half these people in CG?

1. Who is Cecil? like is he from the industry? His annoying smug, man-lette ass ruins streams.
2. Who is JayBama? he's just there looking vacant 99% of the time.
3. Who the f is Abra? I feel like she's going to complain to a manager and offers 0 to any discussion.
4. Chokeout, again offers nothing but Salacious Crumb-esqe squawking coupled with the demeanor of a sex pest from the 90s.
5. Anna TSWG. Made one shit Vampirella cover that she paid to do, spends the rest of the time pointing out how bad people look. Offers nothing but to make every discussion about her.

@FROG moans about Zeroes who offer nothing, well there's 5 for you. I'm not the biggest fan of FNT and that circle, but you gotta clean house yourself - and make some f-ing comic books.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Aye, I remember the Stu Cuties nonsense. I was referring to Vic there. I'll change my phrasing to avoid further confusion -- that's entirely my bad!

I missed the twitter chain (no x account) I missed the Wiggle Wiggle stream catching up now . . . thanks for being first with the information.

Old Lore why does every one hate the Wheelers? Mike is Fat his wife can draw, what was the original fall out between the wheelers and CG?

 

[Dr. CoffinNails]

@Admins. How do I delete my previous post ?

You have one, maybe 2 hours to edit or delete your post. After that, it's here FOREVER. That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) Null likes it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Other than his good standing within CG, what keeps Cecil from leaving?

My understanding is he's basically got nowhere else to go.

He's even said himself, just recently, he doesn't really want to turn on CG, because he owes everything to CG. I think there's a tacit admission in that.

He's clearly unhappy, and knows things are coming off the rails, but what's the alternative for him?

Plus, even if he were to defect to, say, FNT, he's gonna make himself a harassment target for WC 2.0 almost immediately. It's a dangerous time to be committing "treason" against the FROG. Hence my observation about that photo.

 

[SargonF00t]

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Dear Gawd, Ethan brought not only his son and Cecil. But the fansly incest Riley and Mint...

I'll bet that Ethan's heart was broken when he saw that Riley only had a micropenis.

 

[Potatoherder]

I am more surprised Anna is so loyal to comicsgate. She started over in the FNT camp and is one of the reasons any connections between the two factions happened. Comicsgate made fun of her dead sister and yet how dare you say maybe if you talk shit people won't defend you.

 

[FedPostalService]

Watching the Elissa Clips of Cecil standing up to the Comicsgate Kings and its weird watching Ethan’s dancing monkey grow a spine.

I’m guessing FNT will be getting a new regular.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

I missed the twitter chain (no x account) I missed the Wiggle Wiggle stream catching up now . . . thanks for being first with the information.

The people on the Farms never have to thank me. I appreciate the sentiment though. I see it this way: this place has brought to light things I would not know about otherwise(funny and or horrifying). The least I can do is share what I catch in the wild. You magnificent assholes have made me laugh for literal years at this point.

Old Lore why does every one hate the Wheelers? Mike is Fat his wife can draw, what was the original fall out between the wheelers and CG?

The Wheeler fallout with CG happened during a time I was extremely busy. I have no idea what caused it as a result. When the Wheelers popped back up, I mistook the Wheelers for the couple that scammed a hand-full of new comic creators. I think the husband in the scammer duo's name/username is Varian or something to that effect. Its been a while my apologies. I remember Luke Stone being counted among those scammed by the duo, though.

I'd like to know what caused the Wheelers and CG to despise each other as well.

I'll bet that Ethan's heart was broken when he saw that Riley only had a micropenis.

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I guess he doesn't share Mint's opinion that the micro penis is great for anal. Ethan probably has opinions about hotdogs in his hallways if that's the case.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

[Link]

SUREEEE you did... Ethan went up to Muniz's car like a creep when he pit stopped, imagine some pig nurgle-like holding his phone for clout coming up to your car. That's a distraction in itself.
Also if you MET Frankie coomalot, you'd be sharing pictures on your instagram like a Swifty meeting Flat-Ass.

 

[Dr. CoffinNails]

Something is different about this latest happening. Maybe it's his brain marinating in booze, cum oxytocin, and psilocybin. There was venom from Cecil on Jon Malin's closeout stream. Malin may be slow at times but he clocked the undercurrent of resentment right away and seemed to understand it's implications. Most men get what that means. Afterwards, EVS was bound to try and put Cecil over because of the timing of all of this with the race, but EVS himself has been burning his own parasocial credit for some time. Cecil needs others to put him over, but even Anna TSWG is saying "nope". Dude may have finally oversimped while angry and drunk and fucked himself. It's textbook pitfalls of being a man. The whole 20 years to build a reputation, 1 moment to destroy it thing.

Yeah, I could feel the difference this time; venom is a good description. He even went after Anna pretty hard. Anna: "I've been sitting here wanting to blow my brains out the entire time." Cecil: "So DO it!" (at approximately 2:49 into 4/18/24 JACK Show stream). Cecil may have burned some bridges for sure. Not sure what the fuck happened with him, but it's gonna be a long, hard road of redemption to get back in Anna's or Jon Malin's good graces at this point. Good luck, Cecil...

(edited to correct quotes from 4/18/24 JACK Show stream above)

 

[keke]

Dave Volz aka Cecil hasn't been remotely funny since he was a foil for Nerkish that was all the way back in 2018.

Making Jon Malin incoherently bitch on stream for an hour by calling him a pussy was pretty funny.

Not sure what the fuck happened with him,

Low-hanging fruit. Everything he said got a reaction, which he probably found funny and kept going. Anna was retarded on that stream, Malin did not make one logical argument the whole time and she was co-signing.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am more surprised Anna is so loyal to comicsgate. She started over in the FNT camp and is one of the reasons any connections between the two factions happened. Comicsgate made fun of her dead sister and yet how dare you say maybe if you talk shit people won't defend you.

Maybe FNT/G+G/ME have better standards in women (or even just stream participants in general, for that matter).

I mean they did get rid of Jessi Milestone, Merry Mayhem, and MechaRandom42.

Meanwhile, I don't think I need to explain to this thread that Ethan has considerably... lower... standards in women.

 

[Dr. CoffinNails]

Low-hanging fruit. Everything he said got a reaction, which he probably found funny and kept going. Anna was retarded on that stream, Malin did not make one logical argument the whole time and she was co-signing.

I think there was something else going on. Like Ike Aim said above, "venom". Cecil went after Malin like a starving dog after a side of beef (and Anna like some sausage links that got in the way).

 

[Sourskittles]

I think there was something else going on. Like Ike Aim said above, "venom". Cecil went after Malin like a starving dog after a side of beef (and Anna like some sausage links that got in the way).

Could've been the way Malin flipped out on Phil Diaz a few weeks ago. The Diaz's brothers did fulfill cashgrab. I think Malin was originally suppose to fulfill the campaign, but flaked out. Some of the campaign items even got sent to Malin in Michigan and had to be resent to the Diaz brothers (Chicago?) for fulfilment.

 

[Train Operator]

isn't Cecil friends with Alex Stein or did they have a falling out? he might be a moron, but despite the common sentiment around here he is likable and has the potential to be funny/entertaining sometimes. people mostly hate him for his association with CG and being EVS's yes man.

if CG exiles him I doubt he'll have too much of a problem moving on. I don't think they will though.

Cecil was one of the most popular members of CG for the longest time, it's not an exaggeration to say EVS isn't nearly as successful of a streamer if he never brought him on, hell, for a portion of the audience the only reason they sat through all those terrible CG live streams is to see what that fat idiot was going to say. sure, if CG kicks Cecil out he'll lose a lot of mouth breathing CG fans, but it will also fracture CGs audience even further especially if it gets ugly (like all CG divorces are) and they really can't afford that.

 

[Potatoherder]

Maybe FNT/G+G/ME have better standards in women (or even just stream participants in general, for that matter).

nah, they allow Chrissie Mayr and all the e-thots she promotes on. I think the volume of people that will associate with FNT compared to the EVS cult is why you could get the impression they have better quality. Aside from the main people there is mass rotation in FNT. Cecil, Malin, Anna, and EVS are pretty much the only people that get any views in CG.

if CG exiles him I doubt he'll have too much of a problem moving on. I don't think they will though.

It's not like he'll end in the gutter either. This is his hobby. His families money pays for everything. He'll just find another group of people to hang with.

 

[Captain Manning]

nah, they allow Chrissie Mayr and all the e-thots she promotes on.

I said maybe they have better standards. I didn't argue they have impeccable standards.

CG allows on Mint Salad, Witten, Nadine, Xia, Mandy, etc.

Absolute garbage women I don't think I've ever see on FNT & co.