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SnergenFlergen said:
How so? Lot of degen stuff in Greek Mythology- Gaia had 12 children with her own son. Zeus had a kid with his own sister and fucked most of his other sisters. Cronos ate most of his own children so they wouldn't usurp him. It's not surprising to me that the degenerates of today find camaraderie with the degenerates of antiquity- you don't write about and worship people like that unless you're into some weird shit yourself, simple as that.
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In a polytheistic paradigm, gods aren't paragons of virtue. They're superhumans whose activities range every possible human experience, often with terrible consequences. Some of it is warnings about killing your parents or having sex with your mother. Some of it is metaphysical speculation in anthropomorphic form. And a lot of it is, or may be, historical memory encoded in myth for preservation. Eventually everyone forgets what the myth represents and it takes on a life of its own.

I owe the tax:
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I wonder if there's anything else there?
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Note she did not realize she would not grow a penis until puberty, then she cried. She mentions this a couple times. While there's a strong current of "almost getting it" here, I think she may be lost. She's autistic, she's on her third gender identity at 18, and she's in the hugbox. Also she's in Germany, if that matters.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
I didn't realize there were prescription vitamins, and unless she's actually undernourished, she's just going to pee them out anyway.
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The only stuff they keep like that in back is higher potency, and I doubt it applies to vitamins. They probably just told her "you can buy this and see if it helps".
 
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TFW your own community thinks you’re a terf bigot genocider (full text in spoiler)

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Trouble relating to "the community" outside of /translater​

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Anyone feel like an outsider in the larger trans communities here? I consider myself a very progressive person. Hell, I was literally fighting for LGBTQ rights throughout my teens and twenties. But if I'm not 100% sensitive about a topic or agree 100% with the group-think mentality of the larger trans community here, I'm basically a bigot 🥵😮‍💨... It's exhausting.

I've lived my truth for so damn long. Why does my perspective not matter? Is this an "old woman shaking her fist at the youth of today" thing? Or does anyone else feel that these groups can be a bit cliquey and (dare I say) culty?

I don't identify with half the things people swear need to be engraved in stone about the trans experience. Like, I don't want to dress like a waifu and make out with a dozen other trans girls at a bar, I'm confused as hell about the ever-growing thesaurus of trans terminology, and I don't hate drag queens or find them problematic.

The reactions I get from even having an opinion that doesn't fit the very strict doctrine of terminally online trans culture basically make me out to be J.K. fking Rowling. Like... What am I not getting? Why is the trans community so visiously defensive and hive-minded?

IRL - people fking love me! This is so counter to my experiences in the real world or even in other online spaces. I've never felt like such a crotchety old hag in my life. IRL I'm a beacon of freaking sunshine. Here on Reddit I'm a cave troll getting smacked around by angry elves and hobbits. What gives?

Anyone else relate to this at all? It's really getting me down 😭😔

EDIT: I've learned so much from all of you. Thank you 💖🫶. I especially appreciate the younger folks who came here with kindness and compassion and such inciteful perspectives. I have benefited so much from this discussion. I feel kind of silly in hindsight, but I didn't know! And now I feel so much more grounded and realigned. Thank you all so very much 🤗 My Grinch heart grew 10 sizes today 💓

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I'm not sure how this went over my head the way it did, but in retrospect she really is. Let me set the scene:
(there are lots of years listed here. For clarity, I'm 32. I was born in 1991)
It's mid-2016, we've been dating for 4 years. I've been questioning my gender identity but not really understanding it since around 2002. I grew up in a community and household where this was so far from being "a thing" that it absolutely took a herculean effort to break down some mental barriers and actually see what I was going through for what it was. But anyway, by this time I've found information and subreddits and discussions and all sorts of things that helped me realize that up until this point I was three omelets worth of egg. In an entirely different retrospect, spending most of high school crying myself to sleep every night because I wasn't female isn't a very cis thing to do.
So after work one day I came out to my girlfriend. We were already engaged at this point, planning to get married that December. Actually, now that I think about it, we were already legally married for financial reasons but our....... Vanity wedding, for lack of a better term, hadn't happened yet. Anyway, she didn't take it well. She told me I'd never be able to look or sound like a girl. She told me that there was nothing feminine about my interests or mannerisms. She was... the opposite of supportive. Things were very awkward for a few weeks, but I was pretty invested in the relationship and I agreed to put the whole thing on the back burner "for now", which was the worst decision I've ever made and I can hear the facepalms echoing across the world from those reading this.
Side note, she accused me of "hiding it" from her and lying through our whole relationship, but I really just didn't understand it at all at the time and honestly in 2012 when we started dating I was going through a confidently masculine phase. I thought I was better than everyone else, I'd gotten into cars and motorcycles, skydiving, all sorts of interesting stuff.
Shortly thereafter, a friend of a friend (who I will admit was a total shithead, just in general. Like legitimately just a bad person.) transitioned (mtf). And my wife, who hated this person (I had no beef with them personally but I knew enough to know that they were kind of terrible) said the following:
"He's just doing it for attention. He wants to hurt his girlfriend so he's pulled this trans thing out of his ass just to be vindictive."
Of course this was after her knowing about my involvement with the subject, so that kind of stung. But I looked up this person on Facebook a couple of nights ago when I was thinking about this and she looks like she's doing really well and she looks happy. This is 8 years in the future, so if Alexia transitioned just to be a jerk, I can only be impressed at how committed she is to the bit. Icing on the cake is, her girlfriend transitioned ftm somewhere around 2019. And from what I can tell they're still together.
Anyway, that's not the end of the story. I managed to successfully repress my trans-ness until around 2018 but as you'd expect it became a point of contention again. I literally told her if I could wear my hair a little more feminine and dress somewhat androgynously I'd be happy and wouldn't need to take it any further than that. Well, shortly thereafter she... Had some infidelity issues. Nothing physical, it was all just a bunch of messages and calls to "gaming buddies" halfway across the world. We got past that, but then actual physical infidelity became a thing in mid 2021. She apparently liked the guy she was seeing more than her spouse because we divorced in September of that year after she subjected me to like 7 months of emotional torture that I'm only just starting to recover from. She also conned me out of like $20k but I'm not even going to bother getting into that. It's just me being a dumbass.
Long story short, though, she has a ton of friends who are gay. She attracts them like honey attracts flies. But I've never heard her say a single nice thing about a trans person.
BUT, this story has a happy ending. Nowadays, I'm WAAAAY prettier now than she's ever been. And that's what gets me through the day.
If you made it this far, thanks for reading.

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The true L is bragging about how he won at life but threw away all the prizes because the gender coom was better than a wife and children.

For my kiwigals married to men, especially if there are children involved:

I am of the opinion that every married woman should have:

1. An envelope with cash in her sock drawer, either for family emergencies or as funds for a quick exit if your man gets slappy or announces he’s a lady now. Literally just get a $20 from your ATM every pay period and stick it in the envelope. You never know when you might need some quick cash. Don’t discuss it. Don’t show your husband or your kids.
2. The phone number of someone who can find a guy to bust a kneecap no questions asked without connecting it back to you. (In Minecraft)
3. A full tank of gas in your car at all times.

You can invest years into a man thinking that he’s a suitable mate only for him to wait until you’re recovering from childbirth to announce he’s a true and honest laydee now.
 
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