Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
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I haven't said this about any other cow on this site but I really feel sorry for Mallory. I know she's an adult and this was her own choices but her life is so sad to me, and it seems to get worse every year.
Meets a man, falls in love. He becomes a troon, gets her to cut off her family, gets her to troon. Posts humiliating images of her online. "No honey, we don't need to be like those other breeders" then goes off and has a kid with another woman and moves her in. It's just so sad and pathetic. It's been one humiliation after another since Joe came along. He is poison in human form. He ruined her and he is going to run that poor child too.
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Mallory ruined herself.
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I wonder if the amount of vitriol and negative attention Joe eagerly courts on Twitter will finally start to trouble Lilly now that she has a baby to worry about.
Of course if some crazy person starts stalking the throuple outside their home Joe will stick to his ethics and not call the police.
Of course if some crazy person starts stalking the throuple outside their home Joe will stick to his ethics and not call the police.
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If they are a rich vagina owner, or Antonin Artaud figure with a trust fund, maybe, but I don’t see him adopting a John Hinkley Jr. or a Matthew Taylor Coleman that takes a sudden, intense interest in the troon power throuple.
But honestly, regardless of Joe’s declared love of cock sucking, he would never let another man into his polycule. It’s one girl dick and extra cis vaginas only, vaginas with clitoromegaly might not be welcome. Current evidence indicates Joe seems to favor the all natural cis vagina.
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Joe has this dumb evasion tactic where he absolutely will not respond to any kind of criticism with an actual attempt to address the criticism in any way, but instead will start firing off bon mots and being saucy. He thinks it's cute. I'm sure it impresses college girls.
But it reminds me of nothing so much as the era in the early 00's where if someone made a long political comment online, someone would inevitably show up and mock them for a misspelling or bad word choice, rather than engaging with the substance of their argument.
This kind of conduct isn't just boring and evasive, it's proof positive that Joe has no actual courage of his convictions. He doesn't advocate for prison abolition because he can defend the principles behind it, or because he has a bona fide belief in its aims. He just wants to be provocative. He's a permanent 12 year old who just thinks he's so naughty.
But it reminds me of nothing so much as the era in the early 00's where if someone made a long political comment online, someone would inevitably show up and mock them for a misspelling or bad word choice, rather than engaging with the substance of their argument.
This kind of conduct isn't just boring and evasive, it's proof positive that Joe has no actual courage of his convictions. He doesn't advocate for prison abolition because he can defend the principles behind it, or because he has a bona fide belief in its aims. He just wants to be provocative. He's a permanent 12 year old who just thinks he's so naughty.
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Meh. That's just PIV. Joe can still have Mal watch Lily blow him while he commentates with literary wit.
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That's certainly his aim.
I'd say even that's generous.
it comes off like low key sexual harrasment. And only 'low key' because he personally is so pathetic.
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* Mallory picked an undershot, weak jawed, ugly as fuck British man.
* She then marries it.
* It troons out and becomes an even uglier pantomime dame.
* It pursues and drags in its reach an ugly, rode way hard/put up soaking wet "lesbian" and moves it in.
* Both uggos do the horizontal bop and ~ shudder ~ reproduces.
Failory cannot write, or even string together an intelligent, coherent sentence. She squandered an unearned, undeserved opportunity she's not remotely qualified for to mutilate her own body and mind further for a British man whose breath I can fucking smell through my screen in flyover territory.
She scams herself.
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A po-mo harem, woke style.
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A minor tweak to the sequence in your excellent post: The trooning was in progress before the wedding.
Many more fotos here.
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The absolute aesthetic tragedy of their wedding will never stop being hilarious to me.
Joe, of course, always states Mal walked him down the troon path but I doubt that. I can believe Mallory, like a good Oakland progressive, would have been taking an interest in transgenderism and going to meetings. It was all the rage after all. I think Joe say trooning as an ideal way to connect and bond with Mallory and start alienating her from her family. I’m sure he found the idea of the nice pastor’s feminist daughter trooning out thrilling and dramatic. It’s also why he grew bored with Mallory after they fled to NYC and had to get a new girlfriend.
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Wasn't it pretty much immediately after Mallory estranged herself that Joe started looking for a new girlfriend? Once the other one has nowhere to go, it's easier to get her to agree to it...
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Yes, once they arrived in NYC Joe was very enthusiastically posting about going to orgies, group sex and trying to find new people to fuck. It’s when the famous photo of Mal with his man hand shoved in her mouth appeared.
I’m estimating that within four to ten months of moving to NYC Lilly was brought to the picture. They apparently had been “flirting” on Twitter for months before Joe started showing her off publicly on IG in NYC during April 2021. They troon duo only moved to NYC in 2020.
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Those photos are tragic. I forgot that at one point Mallory was cute. Even here, she isn't so far down the troon pipeline, she still looks normal and it wasn't too late to turn back.
Tbh, I always wondered why she even hooked up with Joe in the first place. He's always been saggy and fugly. Mallory could sometimes look kind of plain or frumpy but she still looked cute compared to Jowling Joe. She could have done WAY better, and Joe knows this. I suspect that's part of why he pushed her to troon out, to make her less appealing to guys that are actually attractive.
Idk how to upload .webp images, that final image of Joe on that website is like a jump scare
How did he see that photo and approve of it to be seen by the public?
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lol both fat
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Truly if it were not Joe it would have been something else. "I hate myself and want to die," besides being a Nirvana b-side, is a complex that manifests itself in a stunning variety of ways in different individuals.
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How many men even want to join this polycule? It's three ugly people and another man's baby to help raise.
The fact that it's such a beautiful building just makes them look even more ridiculous
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It's kind of sad that these photos look more like a theatre production put on by residents of an assisted living facility than an actual wedding.
Was there a theme? Or is it purely coincidence that the attendees look as though they crawled out of a clothing donation bin?