This isn't even hoodrat shit, this is just another shock and awe monstrosity that seems to be pretty common in the US with a lot of establishments. If this was something that you could get at the Iowa state fair it wouldn't even surprise me in the slightest.
This shouldn't be a burger. It should be a grilled sandwich with just peanut butter, bacon and bananas, that is to say, the original Elvis sandwich. This is delicious but you probably shouldn't eat it more than once a year or so unless you want to Elvis out on the toilet and die.
Dandelion & Burdock, which is effectively the British version of root beer, is sold to this day in Bongladesh.
And it's bloody lovely, mainly found around the North of England as a legacy of the Temperance movement back in the day. I would quibble though, I reckon sarsparilla is closer to root beer than dandelion and burdock.
That's because it used to be made with sassafras root, before it got delegalized to use because they found out it's toxic.... If you consume approx. 12 drinks in one sitting
I feel like dropping peanut butter and bacon for high fructose corn syrup paste prepared in the same facility as hazelnuts and chocolate is a lateral move at best health wise. And I think taste wise it's disgusting what Europeans have to do to mimic a fraction of the power of peanut butter.
Dude you haven't seen DSP's sauce recipe you NEED that much sugar because it adds kahntrast to the tartness.
I could categorize the stench of homeless niggers into 3 categories: you got the sour, the curryshit BO and the pool of liquid shit that you see from google earth that's behind the smithfield farms pig holding facility.
i suspect they might smell so bad, at least partially, BECAUSE they over-clean
Who the hell wants to eat meat on a pastry?
God, I want to say it's because they're sweating out things they eat? I don't really have any evidence that supports this, but I think they sweat out some of the more potent scents and like @Cuntspiracy Man said, it's sticking to them because they over clean themselves but not their environment.
I’ll have you know, if you have ever tried a ham sandwich with a croissant for the bread, it’s absolutely wonderful.
Are you familiar with the Monte Cristo sandwich?
Ham, egg and some good ass cheese with a fresh baked croissant? Brøther that's a champions breakfast.
Luther Vandross. He invented that whole hamburger on doughnut thing, called the "Luther Burger."
I'm like a year late to this but fuck it the "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T BATHE" shit is Afrocentric historical revisionism. They basically came up with some alterative history where Africans taught the stupid cave dwelling Neanderthals' how to bath because we were too backwards and primitive to figure it out ourselves. It's very transparent insecurity and projection. A product of their deep rooted inferiority complex. Imagine being part of a race that's accomplished so little and so disliked you have to create your own fanfiction to make yourself feel better.
Dude, lightly sweet dough is not the same as entire fucking doughnut.
