Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

I believe it's cult brainwashing. Lonely, unsocialised men who surround themselves with the troon echo chamber. They want to believe that they can have female orgasms, everyone they talk to tells them they can have female orgasms, everyone who tells them otherwise is a lying transphobe and must be shunned. It's horrifying what people can be convinced to believe if they really want something and if malicious actors know how to push their buttons. It's why intelligent people fall for obvious scams, it's why moral people commit murder at the behest of cult leaders, it's why strong people stay in abusive relationships.

Really, it's a cautionary tale. Maybe we wouldn't cut our dicks off, but who knows what else we could be convinced to believe if we don't keep our guard up?

We know who'd go full troon.

Rik: (pouts) Why do you hate me?
Vyvyan: Because you're an ugly berk in a dress.
Rik: Transphobia! Bigotry! I always knew you were a pawn of the patriarchy! Why don't you drop the act and join the pigs, you sniveling little Nazi! Why don't you just show your true colors and go out into the street in your jackboots and your truncheons start beating us to death, fascist!
Vyvyan: That's a fantastic idea! (slams Rik's head through the table)
Neil: Aw, Vyv, that was my nan's old table, man.
Mike: He's right, Vyv. This sort of uncivilized violence I cannot tolerate. What is there otherwise that sets aside from the barbarians? Besides...there's perfectly good rope under the sink.
Vyvyan: Very good thinking, Michael!
Rik: (nose bleeding) Glad to see you endorsing the fascist patriarchy, Mike. (Vyvyan ties a rope around Rik's neck)
Mike: What can I say, they make a compelling case.

There is one episode where Neil finds a dress in Rik's wardrobe...

This actually made me really sad. I miss Rik Mayall so much.

On a semi-related note, anybody remember this bit from Bottom, with Eddie pretending to be a True and Honest lesbian to try and pick up women? If only they'd known, back in the day, how things would turn out in the real world...

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Hey, with the tits on the back, he's even got a eunuch hump! I wonder how many troons are aware of this. I can see it hitting a little too close to home for them to draw attention to it.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Hey, with the tits on the back, he's even got a eunuch hump! I wonder how many troons are aware of this. I can see it hitting a little too close to home for them to draw attention to it.

Eddie Edwina Hitler, transbian icon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jumping from one cult to another -- particularly when raised in a cult -- is not unusual.
Sometimes it's part of a journey towards really getting free.

But in this case he jumped to a cult of no return.

He's traded in a Cult with slightly sketchy ideas about polygamy and an extremely sketch history of inbreeding for a literal Slaaneshi tier Death Cult thats based on mutilation, grooming and deviant fetishes.

 

[Bookwork]

They want to believe that they can have female orgasms, everyone they talk to tells them they can have female orgasms, everyone who tells them otherwise is a lying transphobe and must be shunned.

Wait. Girls don't get orgasms by stimulating their prostate glands???

 

[LimeRikki]

They want to believe that they can have female orgasms, everyone they talk to tells them they can have female orgasms

They also get their idea of "full body female orgasms" from porn, so even then they're going in with unrealistic expectations of what a female orgasm is.

 

[Mad_Dog]

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

Seriously, we've all had our moments of poor judgment, but this takes the cake. Imagine not only seriously considering, but actually going through with getting your dick chopped off, even after the post-nut clarity hits. Then there's the ordeal of waiting months, even years, and saving up a small fortune for the privilege. Absolute lunacy.
We all know they've had doubts at some point. But, unfortunately, the online troons they talk to are jew-tier rhetorical wizards and explain it away with "internalized transphobia".
It's stacked levels of delusion, coated with premium-grade cope, pushing them to total destruction of they mind, body and soul. May they repent for their wicked deeds and may the Lord our God have mercy upon them.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Not sure exactly what the players are here but shes really pissed at Candace Owens stating that kids are too young to transition because if you still believe in santa how can you understand transition.
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I fucking love the oppression olympics and how they try to trump eachother.

"I'm trans!"
"I'm trans and I've been diddled!"
"I'm trans, diddled AND BLACK!"

 

[gamerweeb1]

Troon has an absolute meltdown because his university (generally pretty woke) won’t change his email:

 

[Geraldine]

Troon has an absolute meltdown because his university (generally pretty woke) won’t change his email:

Of course one's email address does not necessarily correlate with one's name.
The issue is even seeing their previous name is a "trigger".

I wonder how they deal with it when their old name (it might be a common one) is the name of someone else they must deal with.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

Sadly not enough tho

 

[Hitman One]

Troon has an absolute meltdown because his university (generally pretty woke) won’t change his email:

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I howled with laughter at this. I hope that the IT person is a Farmer and the tranny's email address is changed forthwith to ywnbaw@globohomo.edu.

 

[Geraldine]

A troon's psychoanalysis of normal people, especially women.
No not just the usual "phobia" party line, this one has great insight.
Link Archive
Teaser:

Spoiler: Full text

To explain, I've been walking the line of actual genderfuck androgyny for a while now, and there's some interesting nuance with how cis peoples treatment of me changed as I transition.

For reference I'm in a happy relationship with my trans bf and do very well with my field/career.

I got a lot of hate from backwards cis ppl at first, mockery judgement what have you. But as I've become more open and confident, that group has filtered down to the cis people that seem to have massive similarities to me in terms of patriarchy making their lives hell.

Cis women that have features that have gotten them hate or bullying in the past, ppl that are open about their insecurities etc will now be the ones to mock how ugly I am and blah blah blah...

But then I know they see my success in my field that has no bearing on my beauty, they see my partner and I happy & content, and also they see me becoming more accepted and well liked than they are (bc I'm not bitter and just am an open kind person)

I've also gotten a lot of friction from new mothers that intentionally surround themselves with misogynistic/patriarchal social groups. But not from parents that are queer inclusive and don't tolerate bullshit from misogynist standards

The men that complain about dating troubles, people who struggle more in my field are always ones to scoff at my appearance at first then grow more whipped as I kill them with competency and kindness.

I just find I'm having this epiphany where I see how frustrating it must be to be viewing the world through a hierarchical lens, and seeing someone who should be below you surpass you in all the ways that matter. It makes me feel sad for these people that have made it their mission to try and torment me.

Just a bent abt a silver lining of being othered, being able to step outside of that framework and kinda laugh at the absurdity in the ways we try to order our little society... hope this made sense

Synopsis: This man is gloating that he is a better woman than real women.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It must feel like such a monkey’s paw wish when coomers troon out.

This would imply that any arr self aware. A few get it but not enough until the process is far past.

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

When you sit around circlejerking that yes, you CAN have female orgasms just like everyone else in the reddit thread posts about, you can convince yourself anything. This is why you should go outside and always listen to your non-autistic friends.

I howled with laughter at this. I hope that the IT person is a Farmer and the tranny's email address is changed forthwith to ywnbaw@globohomo.edu.

Funny? Yes. Worth getting fired for? ....Yes.

 

[Otterly]

It baffles me how so many are willing to chop their dick off.

“He who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities “

 

[Potato Burrito]

I've also gotten a lot of friction from new mothers that intentionally surround themselves with misogynistic/patriarchal social groups. But not from parents that are queer inclusive and don't tolerate bullshit from misogynist standards

Just say moms don't want you around their babies because it's immediately evident to them you're a freak, my guy. Dude probably prides himself on educating new mothers akshually, transwomen can breastfeed and the milk is just as good if not better than cis titty juice, the NHS said so! Now let me breastfeed your baby or I'll tell Twitter you're a TERF!

Hope he's first in line for male womb transplants when some Slavic butcher unconcerned with ethics and viability starts offering them.

Redditors are some of the most sanctimonious fart-huffing clowns on the internet. Someone needs to give this main character the old pep talk about how other people don't actually give any shits about you because they're focused on themselves and their own lives.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Troon has an absolute meltdown because his university (generally pretty woke) won’t change his email:

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Retard probably needs to clear his cookies or something.

Anyway, I really hate how "triggered" they pretend to be about their "deadnames". Regular average people who have actual trauma live their lives normally every day. I know a dude who was stabbed. You think he shits his pants and starts crying when he sees someone take out a butter knife to spread Nutella on their bread? Nope. We all know people who have gone through some real shit and yet they go on about their lives. These mfers acting out fits over their NAMES should be shot point blank.

 

[Amin Yasister]

I also heard about the fucked up shit going on in the UK where certain media outlets are snooping around in trans spaces looking for transphobic narratives to push as always, and I'm irrationally afraid of being seen as a bad actor, or worse, asking a stupid question and not knowing I should have cut it out, and then getting clipped and having me or someone I care about get targeted by like, a Tim Pool type.

More likely the media outlets in the UK are looking for (what they consider as) transphobic comments to then doxx the poster as a transphobe.

 

[Geraldine]

These mfers acting out fits over their NAMES should be shot point blank.

A power play. The payoff is drama and only secondarily a desire for compliance.

It occurs to me that I was "deadnamed" a lot when I was eight years old.
A baby nickname I decided to stop responding to.
Not responding was my method, not tantrums.
More mature at eight than these freaks.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

A power play. The payoff is drama and only secondarily a desire for compliance.

It occurs to me that I was "deadnamed" a lot when I was eight years old.
A baby nickname I decided to stop responding to.
Not responding was my method, not tantrums.
More mature at eight than these freaks.

On that note, I believe trannies and similar mentally ill retards should be treated like eight year olds. Ignore their nonsense and move on with your life. Each "you are literally genociding us!" should be met with an "k".

 

[User names must be unique]

More likely the media outlets in the UK are looking for (what they consider as) transphobic comments to then doxx the poster as a transphobe.

Yep, no journalist would have to delve into tranny subreddits to find tranny shit to craft a transphobic narrative around when they could just go to police blotters instead.