DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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So, it's been known that Phil touches his face a lot, often his patchy gray goatee.

Recently, he started doing the 2-hand mustache grab under his nostrils that's really gross.

Last night, he grabbed his eyebrows and like the fat above them a few times. That just seems painful.

Phil's tics are even weird for an autist.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
So, it's been known that Phil touches his face a lot, often his patchy gray goatee.

Recently, he started doing the 2-hand mustache grab under his nostrils that's really gross.

Last night, he grabbed his eyebrows and like the fat above them a few times. That just seems painful.

Phil's tics are even weird for an autist.
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Maybe this is for the DSP Psychology thread but self stimulation in autistic people (which Phil is, he is a 4/10 in the autism scale IMO) is a way for them to cope with things such as stress, anger, overstimulation and understimulation. Phil is constantly stressed due to his own behaviors, he lives in a perpertual state of anger even if repressed (he is always at the brink of exploding like all narcs are) he is undestimulated due to never interacting with anyone both IRL and online and also not doing anything at all during the day, and he needs to self stimulate because he hates games and is bored as hell, lastly he gets overstimulated when going on cope rants. It's a way for autists to self-regulate and control their emotions, it's similar to how in body language self hugging means that the person wants to be comforted, normal people are not complete autismo tards that have been socially isolated for more than a decade so we don't do things such as wildy rocking side to side while putting our fingers all over our face.

I think that Phil autism combined with social isolation makes his behaviors worse, and on top of that we need to consider that he is narcissistic so it's not like he will accept that his behavior is retarded and try to change, Kat has told him "YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN!" and so did his co-workers that called him sway yet he keeps engaging in these retarded behaviors, so if after at least 2 decades he still does it then it will only get worse, now that I'm typing this I realized that he probably got bullied in school a lot because he was a stimming autismo that engaged in weird as fuck behaviors on top of everything else that makes him unlikeable.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Did he ever talk about his disgustingly receeding hairline?
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Not really, he's never admitted to being bald/balding and the closest he's come is saying that the part in his hair is messed up because his mother combed it wrong and did not stop until he started doing it himself....... when he was a teenager. This says way more about his creepy upbringing than it does about his hair and the rest of the time it's all been cope/lies about how his hair is great and anyone who says he's balding is a slanderous nudnik troll morahn.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
His shoe polish hair dye really offends me. Glad that there’s a thread on this topic. (New to Phil. Can’t believe how ugly he is.)
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Besides the possibility that he is getting his hair dyed Phil actually uses zero product in his hair. That is all natural grease from his once a week shower routine. He just slicks it back with water and a comb and washes with Selsun Blue once a week or less.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Besides the possibility that he is getting his hair dyed Phil actually uses zero product in his hair. That is all natural grease from his once a week shower routine. He just slicks it back with water and a comb and washes with Selsun Blue once a week or less.
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Again I am new to DSP but I do know a bit about hair. It looks like he uses Just for Men or something cheap like that that you do at home. I think that because it’s all one color in a really aggressive way that natural hair isn’t and that salon-colored hair isn’t. At the salon they try to make it look natural by giving undertones, which Phil doesn’t have. Further evidence is the gray in his goatee. At his age, you don’t have jet black hair on your head and a salt-and-pepper beard. They’re starting to come together, color wise.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Again I am new to DSP but I do know a bit about hair. It looks like he uses Just for Men or something cheap like that that you do at home. I think that because it’s all one color in a really aggressive way that natural hair isn’t and that salon-colored hair isn’t. At the salon they try to make it look natural by giving undertones, which Phil doesn’t have. Further evidence is the gray in his goatee. At his age, you don’t have jet black hair on your head and a salt-and-pepper beard. They’re starting to come together, color wise.
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You should look up the hatchet job that is his Piglerjugend haircut that he has whenever he returns from Curls 'n' Twirls. I remember back when he got his ring light he would eyefuck himself in OBS after he got the haircut and keep saying "I look good!" Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if his hairdresser just does the fastest and shittiest haircut and dyejob possible because he's too stupid and narcissistic to realize how bad it looks and because he's probably a shitty customer. I can imagine him giving a mini-prestream to her whenever he visits and his hygiene is not the best so his hairdresser probably wants him outta there ASAP.
 
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