Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

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Sorry for replying to old posts, but I've been playing catchup on this thread for like a year and a half (as you can tell im getting closer to being up-to-date..) and for some reason the videos aren't loading for me? Like they're just unclickable and the alternate linked versions just lead to an error page (saying "This attachment cannot be shown at this time. Please try back later.").
Clearly they were visible at some point though since people were discussing them. Is there something up with the site that made the format they were posted in outdated or... cause I'd hate to lose archived videos like this.

 

[Andoxico]

Sorry for replying to old posts, but I've been playing catchup on this thread for like a year and a half (as you can tell im getting closer to being up-to-date..) and for some reason the videos aren't loading for me? Like they're just unclickable and the alternate linked versions just lead to an error page (saying "This attachment cannot be shown at this time. Please try back later.").
Clearly they were visible at some point though since people were discussing them. Is there something up with the site that made the format they were posted in outdated or... cause I'd hate to lose archived videos like this.

site broke

 

[TractorGirl]

Names
No, much worse, it’s Oaken…

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I was expecting something awful but my god, Robyn has outdone herself with the shitty names. Luna, sure, that's gotten trendy over the past decade and I can see the appeal even if it's (imo) more of a cat/dog name than a people name. Atlas is at least from Greek mythology even if it makes me think of a book of maps before the myth. But OAKEN? Fuck you, Robyn, that's not even a name for a person. I wouldn't even call a goldfish Oaken. At least she's finally truly living up to the tree-hugging hippie stereotype with a nature name, I guess...?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

If we're renaming the kid and not going for Pubert, I think we should pick something really Mexican. José or Hectór. You know Globyn would hate that.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

If we're renaming the kid and not going for Pubert, I think we should pick something really Mexican. José or Hectór. You know Globyn would hate that.

Pubert???

That's just as bad as Oaken. It's way to similar to pubic, the other kids would bully him and call him "pubic hair".

The mexican names idea has merit, given their happa status.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Pubert???

That's just as bad as Oaken. It's way to similar to pubic, the other kids would bully him and call him "pubic hair".

The mexican names idea has merit, given their happa status.

Someone else suggested it, I can't take credit.

It's from Addams Family Values.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

If we're renaming the kid and not going for Pubert, I think we should pick something really Mexican. José or Hectór. You know Globyn would hate that.

The name, well, "name" Oaken just has Robyn written all over it, doesn't it? Either Glenn is too white-washed to care if his newest kid doesn't have a name to honour his heritage, or TittyMama wouldn't let him pick something normal and not hippy-dippy. Most kids from cross-cultural families, from my experience, might at least have a middle name that honours their heritage, possibly after a relative, so maybe they gave him a middle name to reflect his Mexican ancestry? Probably not, but one can hope, because Robyn certainly seems the type to keep her kids from connecting with their dad's side of the family, she's that narcissistic.

 

[Android raptor]

Plus Glenn's parents seem to actually enjoy interacting with and spending time with their grandkids (or at least the Atlas) and are probably much better cooks, so I can imagine than annoying narcmom since they hate their kids having actually supportive and loving adults in their lives.

 

[Ms. Marple]

The name, well, "name" Oaken just has Robyn written all over it, doesn't it? Either Glenn is too white-washed to care if his newest kid doesn't have a name to honour his heritage, or TittyMama wouldn't let him pick something normal and not hippy-dippy. Most kids from cross-cultural families, from my experience, might at least have a middle name that honours their heritage, possibly after a relative, so maybe they gave him a middle name to reflect his Mexican ancestry? Probably not, but one can hope, because Robyn certainly seems the type to keep her kids from connecting with their dad's side of the family, she's that narcissistic.

Lunas middle name is Elva and she was named after Glens grandmother. But… that was before Globyn discovered they’d ruined their daughter and Robyn lost her mind.
I actually like the names Luna Elva. They’re simple girly names and Elva sounds lovely. Oaken sounds dumb. That kid will be made fun of for having such a stupid and pretentious name. But we know Robyn doesn’t care as long as it align with her woo bs.

 

[Evan]

I like the first two kids' names, personally. Atlas Glenn is fine, Luna Elva is pretty. I wasn't expecting Robyn to throw out the worst name possible. I thought she'd go with mostly boring but acceptable again. Fooled me.

Robyn looks like she's either super exhausted or been crying. She's not having a great time, it seems.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

If we're renaming the kid and not going for Pubert, I think we should pick something really Mexican. José or Hectór. You know Globyn would hate that.

I can guarantee you Oaken and probably Atlas have a Mexican name Glenn's parents call them

 

[multiverse]

Robyn looks like she's either super exhausted or been crying. She's not having a great time, it seems.

She finally has two normal children to care for simultaneously, neither of whim she has managed to brain damage into silence yet.

Atlas seems like he's been chill af from the start. Between one chill baby who was a good sleeper and one brain damaged potato she starved almost to death until it stopped moving, Robyn was lulled into thinking she had this mama shit on lock.

That is when the fates, determined to continue the human population, send you a little deamon babby who hates: sleeping, baths, being held, not being held, eating, not eating, being changed, and literally everything else.

 

[Dysnomia]

I was expecting something awful but my god, Robyn has outdone herself with the shitty names. Luna, sure, that's gotten trendy over the past decade and I can see the appeal even if it's (imo) more of a cat/dog name than a people name. Atlas is at least from Greek mythology even if it makes me think of a book of maps before the myth. But OAKEN? Fuck you, Robyn, that's not even a name for a person. I wouldn't even call a goldfish Oaken. At least she's finally truly living up to the tree-hugging hippie stereotype with a nature name, I guess...?

Oaken? I was waiting for the name reveal and saw your post and now I'm laughing my ass off. That's just bad. I thought Luna and Atlas sound like pet names but are good enough for people. I actually like Luna but it's been ruined by bronies and troons.

Maybe the kid will be embarrassed enough to ask his friends to call him Ken? That's what I'd do anyway. At least Atlas has a sentient sibling to play with now.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Oaken? I was waiting for the name reveal and saw your post and now I'm laughing my ass off. That's just bad. I thought Luna and Atlas sound like pet names but are good enough for people. I actually like Luna but it's been ruined by bronies and troons.

Maybe the kid will be embarrassed enough to ask his friends to call him Ken? That's what I'd do anyway. At least Atlas has a sentient sibling to play with now.

She should have called him Ash, it would be a bit better and still be about a strong wooded tree

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

It's an adjective used to describe furniture. Might as well have named him Wet.

 

[Barbarella]

I can guarantee you Oaken and probably Atlas have a Mexican name Glenn's parents call them

At least Niño. (Can’t use the proper enye on this site for some reason, either with keyboard or cut and paste.). But you get what I mean.

The Spanish work for Oak is Roble, which might be better, since Ken doesn’t seem to be hitting the mark. Oaken isn’t even a word so there is no translation.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Robyn IG:

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[lukewarm coffee]

Tree is a really cute baby. Hope they had the decency to give him a good middle name.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Maybe the kid will be embarrassed enough to ask his friends to call him Ken? That's what I'd do anyway. At least Atlas has a sentient sibling to play with now.

Once they start teasing him about Tokin' (or Token), he'll start going by Kenny.

Did she announce a middle name? At least some unfortunately named people have the option of using a middle name in day-to-day life.

I'll never get over the two of them thinking that it was a good idea to name Atlas after the mythological man with the weight of the cosmos on his shoulders. They try so hard to give their kids a certain *~*vibe*~* with their naming choices, and in my opinion, they're 0 for 2 with the boys. There's nothing really wrong with the name Atlas per se, but considering the circumstances here, the connotation is cringey.