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Thats why she has a portable bidet because she can just angle it, squirt water up her cunt/ass and call it a day.
Fucking hell, every time I see that body from the side I just think how uncomfortable and painful it must be, is she expecting 5 fucking kids? Her stretch marks must be insane.
Cremains are just bone char though and Chins is only 5' tall.This got me wondering about the amount of cremains left by a 400lb corpse.
As for her vagina, it was the receptacle of everything ungodly, of every horror, a veritable
sepulcher whose fetidity was enough to make you faint away. (pg.49)
This sounds a lot like our Guntress! I keep thinking about Therese when I read Chantal’s thread, especially when the topic of her nether region hygiene comes up. I think de Sade would really enjoy Gorl World and especially Chantal....Curval, swearing like a trooper, revenged himself upon Therese's ass, which exploded, at
point-blank range, the most ponderous turd imaginable. (pg.239)
We can only hope that maybe FFG takes a spin to the Cornt for a dispensary pick-up and can swing by that store… <hint hint>Maybe her retarded whore aunt told her, didn't Phil post a picture on FB about not feeding the geese? If not that then she definitely made it up.
That she was so worked up over it made me think, "Holy shit, did she feed it fries, and thus thinks she killed it?" Because I cannot imagine Chantal giving that bird a second thought otherwise.Nobody's gonna mention that she seems to almost confess to killing a Canadian goose by feeding it french fries?
Blaming the bird clinched it, because Narcs, when confronted with how they've harmed others—even indirectly—always blame the victims. So yeah, she fed that goose fries, and had to deal with the thought that she's responsible for its death (whether she is or not).She is quick to blame the bird for nesting there in the first place. The stupid bird should have known better than to nest where Chantal has french fries. She also makes a point of saying it wasn't her.
God, she can be so fucking funny. But only accidentally."Okay there are geese in the actual road. What are you DOING?”
I will regret this, but: where does the other stuff go? Will she melt like a candle? Do they have a slurry trough at the cremation place?Cremains are just bone char though and Chins is only 5' tall.
I'm starting to sound like a Reddit bot that suggests books, but if you've got a morbid curiosity like I do, check out "Stiff" by Mary Roach.I will regret this, but: where does the other stuff go? Will she melt like a candle? Do they have a slurry trough at the cremation place?
This one sentence has led me down a dark path.
I will regret this, but: where does the other stuff go? Will she melt like a candle? Do they have a slurry trough at the cremation place?
This one sentence has led me down a dark path.
This question has been discussed throughout the thread. (Don't worry, I'm not one of those SEARCH THE THREAD! people because it's almost 9K pages long now. That being said, do search the thread for what common sense should tell you is common lore.)I will regret this, but: where does the other stuff go? Will she melt like a candle? Do they have a slurry trough at the cremation place?
This one sentence has led me down a dark path.
There’s no way in hell she would give anything her fries. I have no clue why she told that bizarre story but she definitely didn’t share her fries.So yeah, she fed that goose fries,
Just gotta wait for the next major health crisis.
I have never understood Chins' obsession with Everest base camp, which has been going on for years. Even talks of Eurobeeze only lasted a hot minute.
I think her obsession with Everest is because of another obsession she has, watching real people die, or almost die. She has admitted to watching that stuff, and is usually giddy about it. The things that others find sad, horrifying, disturbing, etc, she finds enjoyable. She probably thinks base camp is at the bottom of the mountain, where they bring the bodies that she could gawk at. There is probably not much more to her obsession with Everest.
Just like her goal of achieving a six-pack.Everest base though? She says that and everyone chuckles and rolls their eyes. Now she has it stuck in her head to do it because doing it would really show them haters and its also a big enough goal that she doesn't have to start trying at it right now.
Interesting idea. Could be. My guess is that she's a black and white thinker and True Crime is easy for those folks: bad man kills innocent person. Bad man bad.I know a lot of people who enjoy morbid media, and this may sound dumb so feel free to rate accordingly, but I have always wondered if Chantal's interest in death and true crime is tied to what she has said is her hate and anger towards humanity.
You bring up a very interesting point. If you have ever known a BPD lunatic like Chantal, you realize that in their mind they live in their own reality. Anything in the past that they did that was shitty, no problem --- rewrite history.Chantal's ego does not exist in the same reality as her bloated, melted carcass; I honestly believe that she believes in a time of war she would be a pillar of strength and calm, I believe she believes that after this fast food funeral she'll have the fortitude to eat healthier and as delusional as it all is, she does seem to think she's a great friend/girlfriend/wife.