DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
LOL, another urban style gets leaned in.
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There have been no problems with IP leaks with FC2. And even if there were, you can literally just mask your IP with a VPN. Do that, and the problem's solved. You don't need friend lobbies at all. You can still play randoms without fear of having your IP leaked.
Any P2P service knows the IP's for both parties, that's why they are called Peer-to-Peer. Most games are P2P these days, specially games with low player counts, like fighting games.

You can install a packet sniffer in you network to know who your console is talking to. You need to know what you are looking for and all that, but it's not some kind of high level hacking thing.

He shouldn't bitch about it on stream, but getting .46 cents of a $1 tip is bullshit.
1) Cost of doing business and 2) shouldn't be relying on $1 tips to make money anyways, but that’s as good as it gets for Phil these days
PlayerEssence is a frequent collaborator on a weekly podcast (a real one unlike DSPs) where they talk about gaming news and what they’ve been playing, and also manage to not only answer questions during the show but also archive their streams. So like what Phil thinks he does every day.

(They even have 1-2 people who will timestamp everything in the comments too, just like OPBoone fr fr)

Funny thing is one weekly episode gets more viewers than all of Phil’s content in at least 2 weeks if not longer. A normal person would engage a partnered channel who decided to pop into a stream and actually debate them instead of banning like a pussy.

As irrelevant as Phil is, he’s still revered as a piece of shit by all. You love to see it.

I had time to go out and eat and thinking over all this fightcade bs, I'm legit MATI right now.

DSP is a stupid fuck that has business internet for no god damn reason. There's 3 perks he refuses to use

1)When he was having internet problems from the comcast detractor, business internet gets you 24 hour support that a couple hour turnaround on getting a tech out. Dumb fuck couldn't get the tech out that day, couldn't get the tech to come out on his day off, and instead had to wait till fucking friday before the stream to get someone out.

2)ISPs offer business customers DDOS protection, where they'll mitigate the problem if a business is getting DDOS'd

3)Business customers get a static ip, so it's harder to ddos since it can be switched up.

I 100% believe that Phil would've gotten DDOS'd, but this stupid fuck is such a useless coward that he goes on a massive unhinged rant and completely ignores all the features that he's paying several hundred dollars for, which would've made a DDOS attack barely an inconvenience, but we all know how much this manbaby doesn't want to be inconvenienced!
Based on all the leaks, he’s easily paying in the $300-400 range just for internet. I think I pay $70 for gigabit fiber, so faster than anything he gets from Comcrap and cheaper.

Even streaming + 2 people playing games should not require anything more than that. Congrats to the Comcast rep who sold him on multiple lines though.
 
Was anyone really surprised Phil backed out of Fightcade? He was never going to play it.
He'd have to deal with:
  1. Being too technologically inept to block out his desktop, which could threaten his livelihood, dood!
  2. Having to deal with the public Fightcade chat, who would 100% clown on him nonstop and be filled with detractor khantent
  3. Not being able to block invites from "Leanna was 16 you sick fuck" or "Gojitenks II"
  4. In fact, being forced to face a community of people who have been autistically playing Street Fighter for years, maybe even from before Phil started
  5. having to shoulder all the losses, post-game chat, and being totally unable to respond without looking like an even bigger retard.
It was NEVER going to happen. This is just another carrot on a stick, but for the detractors instead of the fans this time.
 
It's insane how much Phil have so pride in being a ignorant dumb fuck. He think being a clueless is a valid defense. Like in the Sidescrollers interview when he think that by saying that do not have a clue what his monthly expense are is good defense. It's do not cross his mind that the only two options for that is:

1 - His is obviously lying and trying to hide something.
2 - He is a completely retard that cannot use a excel spreadsheet

It's like the fightcade thing. It's not that he is a completely lazy retard that cannot be bothered to look into something before committing to it. It's is his dent fault for not give him all information possible like a five years old kid
 
The great country of Argentina just dropped a member-bomb letting everyone know the gate code for the Snort Fort
Is it different than the one posted from Zillow before? I'm just curious if his super exclusive high security gated community bothers, or if they have used the same one for years, and I'm too lazy to look up the posts.

Edit: Got less lazy and checked out the sub bomb message. The argentinian sub bomb said it is 2664. I'll dig through the posts to see what the old one was. Interesting that the message also included the threat "Coming for you". Boo.

Edit 2: Old post says it was 8443. Assuming that none of this info is bullshit, it would seem they do change it sometimes.
 
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Before getting to install Fightcade, he had to give the whole story of rollback netcode, and of course he told that story again where he confronted the Cannon brothers and they admitted their evil plan to The King of Hate of all people on an IRC chat...
I swear to God, Phil is lucky to be such a nobody, because otherwise he'd be asking for a defamation lolsuit. Can you imagine if the Cannon brothers (and the FGC) actually confronted Phil on this? I wonder how he'd react if they dug up the thread that was shown on WPIG. Would he double down, sir them into calming down, claim he never said it?

God this victim rant is legendary. How can he not see how much of a whiny cunt he's being? First someone tries to tell him about the IP thing and of course he has to berate and try to humiliate the guy because "it wouldn't make any sense" therefore the guy has to be wrong. He can't possibly be missing anything or not have understanding of something, the guy is directly wrong and stupid and deserves to be mocked. And when people tell him the guy was right, instead of apologizing and being ashamed of being such an asshole, he now blames the audience and STILL tries to be a victim. I repeat, he's lucky to be such a nobody, imagine MoistCr1tikal or someone like that reacting to that whole thing. He may be known as the guy who beat off on stream, the e-begging and being a scrub at videogames, but he's lucky people don't react to these rants and the way he treats people. If anything, he's lucky to be treated as a clown.
 
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Phil is bitching that Fightcade apparently "exposes his IP address" and is berating his audience for "not telling him". I guess he's worried about DDOS'ing but also complained about doxxing even though his address is on google maps.
You neglected to mention he only did this after attempting to humiliate the person who brought this up to him as an idiot before people told him “yeah? That’s how it’s always worked”.
 
I had time to go out and eat and thinking over all this fightcade bs, I'm legit MATI right now.

DSP is a stupid fuck that has business internet for no god damn reason. There's 3 perks he refuses to use

1)When he was having internet problems from the comcast detractor, business internet gets you 24 hour support that a couple hour turnaround on getting a tech out. Dumb fuck couldn't get the tech out that day, couldn't get the tech to come out on his day off, and instead had to wait till fucking friday before the stream to get someone out.

2)ISPs offer business customers DDOS protection, where they'll mitigate the problem if a business is getting DDOS'd

3)Business customers get a static ip, so it's harder to ddos since it can be switched up.

I 100% believe that Phil would've gotten DDOS'd, but this stupid fuck is such a useless coward that he goes on a massive unhinged rant and completely ignores all the features that he's paying several hundred dollars for, which would've made a DDOS attack barely an inconvenience, but we all know how much this manbaby doesn't want to be inconvenienced!
 
I had time to go out and eat and thinking over all this fightcade bs, I'm legit MATI right now.

DSP is a stupid fuck that has business internet for no god damn reason. There's 3 perks he refuses to use

1)When he was having internet problems from the comcast detractor, business internet gets you 24 hour support that a couple hour turnaround on getting a tech out. Dumb fuck couldn't get the tech out that day, couldn't get the tech to come out on his day off, and instead had to wait till fucking friday before the stream to get someone out.

2)ISPs offer business customers DDOS protection, where they'll mitigate the problem if a business is getting DDOS'd

3)Business customers get a static ip, so it's harder to ddos since it can be switched up.

I 100% believe that Phil would've gotten DDOS'd, but this stupid fuck is such a useless coward that he goes on a massive unhinged rant and completely ignores all the features that he's paying several hundred dollars for, which would've made a DDOS attack barely an inconvenience, but we all know how much this manbaby doesn't want to be inconvenienced!
I know you're venting. However, if Comcast offered an "elite God tier gamer, we love you Phil package" with no benefits he'd buy it solely for the title and prestige of paying for an expensive service.
Any reasonable person would weigh the cost and benefit aspect but Phil has the same respect for money a stripper has.
 
Variety Streamer DarksydePhil in his magic-build second playthrough of Elden Ring

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heavy armor, all health flasks and 2h moonlight greatsword spam

it took him 2 days to beat Placidusax

i think its disgusting that FromSoft still haven't patched the bugged roll mechanics and input delay and the game literally cheating and spamming moves
 
Based on all the leaks, he’s easily paying in the $300-400 range just for internet. I think I pay $70 for gigabit fiber, so faster than anything he gets from Comcrap and cheaper.

Even streaming + 2 people playing games should not require anything more than that. Congrats to the Comcast rep who sold him on multiple lines though.
Hes always been a mark for salesmen speak. Ever hear how he leased his 2 BMWs since they came with free oil changes and other maintenance which he never used. Or how much he talked about how the helicopter job said he was going places and had a bright future in this company. You know the thing that every hiring manager might say to make you think they care so you'll work overtime. And he ate it up and said they were idiots for firing him after all that. Hell he takes his ACE cert so damn seriously when it was something everyone in the company had to complete
 
Funniest part of this rant was when Phil was saying it couldn't be true that Fightcade reveals IPs because people would "sue the company that made Fightcade for being doxed." There are just so many levels of stupid there that I don't know where to start. Oh, and when he called the first people to tell him about it idiots and banned them.
 
Phil's netcode rant about the cannon brothers, Phil implied they spoke to him about selling the netcode to Capcom but I thought they just let them use/gave it to them for free, am I wrong ?

I noticed he's wearing the button up shirt open with a shirt underneath that's a very fat guy thing to do, must of seen us shitting on his big fat man titties.

Forgot to add he's talking about roms for the emulator and saying that it wasn't illegal to download them back in the day....how is he so fucking retarded unless you own the game and are using a backup you are pirating it, which I don't give a fuck about.

I'm lost at this point I can't tell when he is hamming it up or just being legitimately retarded
 
Funniest part of this rant was when Phil was saying it couldn't be true that Fightcade reveals IPs because people would "sue the company that made Fightcade for being doxed." There are just so many levels of stupid there that I don't know where to start. Oh, and when he called the first people to tell him about it idiots and banned them.
Phil operates on the logic that "if it doesn't make sense [to me], then it can't be possible" and since he understands everything about any subject, the second something doesn't instantly makes sense to him, it's immediately wrong. He doesn't even entertain the idea that he may be uninformed about a subject, hence why "it doesn't even make any sense" is something he says daily. Be it games, the internet, the law... if he can't make sense of it, it's bad and wrong.

Phil's netcode rant about the cannon brothers, Phil implied they spoke to him about selling the netcode to Capcom but I thought they just let them use/gave it to them for free, am I wrong ?
I need sauce on this, but at one point he claimed that he confronted them about this on a tourney and they admitted to it (because that sort of stuff happens, you know, you find out someone's evil plan and they reveal it to you rather than denying it), but then it was on an IRC chat that Phil didn't save? Am I supposed to believe that The King of Hate, the guy who hated on the Cannon brothers for years didn't save the one evidence that would allow him to gloat for years about being right?

But even then, yes, they didn't want to make a profit from rollback netcode and wanted to just give it to Capcom for free. This seems to be verified by different people, all of which will say that the Cannon brothers are very passionate and dedicated to the FGC on top of being amazing programmers.
 
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