Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Lightsaber chopsticks, and this guy calls everyone else a child. His food abominations should be criminal, and he eats this shit on the regular.

Fat fuck.

 

[Red Frida]

That is a western thing. You aren't supposed to rest your chopsticks on a bowel or plate at all as it's similar to the incense sticks for morning the dead.

It's considered rude and bound to bring bad luck/karma.

Also, Pat is fat.

It's an unfair expectation for Pat to have chopstick holders because he's a Milwaukee rube. But at a minimum he shouldn't be sticking his chopsticks into food, especially for photos. Even among round eyes that's uncultured.

 

[Maude Snew]

Did I warp back in time to the late 2000s? Who the fuck still shares pictures of their meals?

There are a bunch of threads for that in the food sub forum here and I myself share recipes and ideas with friends in various places but cooking is a hobby like any other you may want to share with people and maybe get some input on for certain things. I wouldn't be too down on him for that at all if I wasn't convinced it's all performative. He's sharing with people who don't give a shit by just posting on his Xitter, you know he doesn't give a shit about any feedback and wouldn't take any if offered. Given that though his efforts to do basic shit and go viral for it are pathetic, horrifying, and funny as shit and equal parts. He's just such a fat mong who can't do anything right.

 

[MilkThePig]

Courtesy of the second better forums user honeybadger's reddit contact.
Given he's a professional comic I'm not even sure how Rick can be mad about this.
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Boring bastard can't come up with anything other than his usual copypaste for all that effort? Doesn't he realize he's here for other peoples entertainment? Very selfish of him.

 

[Red Frida]

Boring bastard can't come up with anything other than his usual copypaste for all that effort? Doesn't he realize he's here for other peoples entertainment? Very selfish of him.

This is where your effort ended, stalker. Enjoy copypasta.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

It's an unfair expectation for Pat to have chopstick holders because he's a Milwaukee rube. But at a minimum he shouldn't be sticking his chopsticks into food, especially for photos. Even among round eyes that's uncultured.

But he has to show off the lightsaber chopsticks. Ya know, stealthily. How much do you think he actually buys into his retarded stealthygeek moniker in real life. I know he doesn't leave the house except for the swinging door or garage door bar or whatever the fuck but do you think he actually plays into it by at most having a single keychain or something that's maybe a cryptic niche thing like something from the Dune books that isn't in the movies?

Of course not, he probably has a backpack covered in I Voted and star wars marvel DC superhero caricature pins and a lightsaber keychain and don't forget the Slurm shirt. Real stealthy geek ova here.

Edit: nevermind that we all know he doesn't fucking use them. If he does he probably skewers any meat or vegetables (considered a faux pas) and for the rice he probably pushes it to the edge while holding it to his fat fucking jowls.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Boring bastard can't come up with anything other than his usual copypaste for all that effort? Doesn't he realize he's here for other peoples entertainment? Very selfish of him.

See if he had any kind of sense of humor and he wasn't so up his own ass and could have a laugh at his own expense like a normal well adjusted human he would have at least gotten a chuckle out of that, it was genuinely well thought out and took effort, rather than the shit he usually eats from troll messages.
But he's still so FAT he just went straight to narc injury butthurt with his standard gay ass response.
You can tell he was seething though because he didn't even "Nooo child" just told him to enjoy prison in a sulk.
I think the dude was expecting his faggy "This is why... enjoy prison" shit though, that comeback with the Fatboy logo with its "Enjoy Prison" T shirt was too sharp, Pat walked waddled right into that.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Hey guys did you know that Patrick Tomlinson is a big Star Wars fan and loves it so much he has light saber chopsticks? Did you know that? Probably not since he so stealthily hides his geeky interests behind his other manly man interests like motorcycles and sports cars.

You'd never even consider that the obese big strong marathon runner dude sitting in front of you at the Brewers game cooked Star Wars in his tagine while his Mustang bumps Foo Fighters outside. Holy shit he's so cool, manly, and stealthy.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Holy shit he's so cool, manly, and stealthy.

Wrong as always, stalker child. No human that fat or with tits that big could be considered manly or stealthy. Enjoy prison.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’d be more stealthy if the geek shit wasn’t so … fucking bland bargain basement popular.

Ooooooh Star Wars! Nobody has ever heard of that!

 

[Red Frida]

See if he had any kind of sense of humor and he wasn't so up his own ass and could have a laugh at his own expense like a normal well adjusted human he would have at least gotten a chuckle out of that, it was genuinely well thought out and took effort, rather than the shit he usually eats from troll messages.
But he's still so FAT he just went straight to narc injury butthurt with his standard gay ass response.

That Pat hasn't formed some kind of friendship with Honeybadger yet is honestly the weirdest part about Pat's beef with Owen A.
The guy just sends him pictures of tits and sometimes comes up with funny bits. He probably would've gotten bored with Pat if he wasn't sperging out at him so predictably, or at least he wouldn't CC the inlaws as a courtesy if they maintained some comity to the whole thing.

 

[Maude Snew]

That Pat hasn't formed some kind of friendship with Honeybadger yet is honestly the weirdest part about Pat's beef with Owen A.
The guy just sends him pictures of tits and sometimes comes up with funny bits. He probably would've gotten bored with Pat if he wasn't sperging out at him so predictably, or at least he wouldn't CC the inlaws as a courtesy if they maintained some comity to the whole thing.

Rick has no friends, only people he hasn't threatened with prison yet.

 

[Post Reply]

Babe wake up, the latest StealthyGeek confession just dropped.

 

[Creative Username]

Babe wake up, the latest StealthyGeek confession just dropped.
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A crossover with Caden. Very nice.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Can Pat produce a wellington so vile that even Caden can't eat it ?

 

[McMitch]

It’d be more stealthy if the geek shit wasn’t so … fucking bland bargain basement popular.

Ooooooh Star Wars! Nobody has ever heard of that!

The geek part is disingenuous because it’s only ever whatever tv show he can watch while painting shitty dinosaur toys. The stealthy part is disingenuous because you can see from a mile away that he bites the heads off of chickens.

 

[Maude Snew]

The geek part is disingenuous

Nah, he's just one of those old school geeks, you know, the kind they had in a traveling circus and the like that would bite the head off of a chicken. Because he's fat and has never refused anything edible.

Artist's rendition.

Stealthy because barely a mind can comprehend someone being that repulsive and fat.

 

[McMitch]

The geek part is disingenuous

Nah, he's just one of those old school geeks, you know, the kind they had in a traveling circus and the like that would bite the head off of a chicken.

Yes

The stealthy part is disingenuous because you can see from a mile away that he bites the heads off of chickens.

 

[An automatic clown]

Patrick's stupid Venus talk was cancelled,and they removed his name from the write up

Courtesy of the OnA brothermen

 

[Post Reply]

Noted Science channel contributor and woman's suit wearer Patrick Tomlinson offers some comments on spacesuits.


Of course those are both literally spacesuits, Patrick is just splitting semantic hairs in order to demonstrate the incredible girth of his knowledge.

Personally, the mechanical counter pressure suits developed in the 50s and now being redeveloped by MIT are my favorites. And with the addition of some shit called "nucleated boron tubes" they will soon be able to protect the wearers from radiation as well, making them usable for extravehicular activity.