Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Decentralised Oracle]

Memory lane.

Here you can see a much more youthful looking legal expert talking about someone else not showing up for court. Guess he took his own advice, assumed Phil's immortality works on anyone, and said to himself will April get in trouble for not showing up to her hearing?

"Not really, probably not." - Nicholas Rekieta, March 9th, 2020

Damn, this just makes me sad. It's amazing how in just a quick four years you can go from a cheery internet lawyer to a decaying alcoholic AIDS arch-balldo lich. I'm sure there are dozens of comparison images up already, but I had to do it for myself because it's honestly just too bewildering. It must really suck for his older kids seeing their dad age 15 years in the span of 4.

 

[Neetorino]

I submit a theory that the notice of returned mail was not about a physical mailing to his PO Box being undeliverable but his email.

One of these days Nick will just empty his email in one go, just wipe everything away regardless of if it's important. Until that happens, he'll continue to get April one step closer to the final death sentence this speeding ticket deserved.

Maybe he'll finally get that Rumble Email that's been getting bounced for the past 4/5 months.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So is nick taking down people with him by doing stupid shit again?
I'm sure he will try to twist the failure to appear somehow or try and get Ty beard to help.

Maybe he's trying to get the trial moved to Colorado behind the scenes.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It appears as if Rekieta is regularly breaking the family rules. He isn't finding time to live, laugh, or love.

I fucking knew it!

I kept looking for the Live-Laugh-Love wall decal)

Bad me; they went for the fancy framed version. I've been undone by the nuances of schlock.

there was never really motivation to disseminate the knowledge of how AIDS spread through the homosexual population (They didn't want to smear all the queers) at first due to disgust, then later due to fear of their protected status.

AIDS was always "the gay disease," from its earliest identification. The first reported cases of what would become known as AIDS cited gay men:
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/june_5.htm (1981)

As early as 1982, the information of a growing problem focused on gay men:

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00001163.htm

And in 1983:

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00001257.htm

And on.

There was never any hiding of HIV/AIDS as a disease disproportionately present in gay men. The mechanics and prevalence of transmission via anal sex, particularly in people with very active sex lives with multiple people were clear. Were immune systems otherwise compromised by other lifestyle choices? Possibly, but the clear and critical issue was infected body fluids' finding a way into a body's systems. That was never obscured.

Did it originate due to a specific type of harmful behaviour in a certain segment of society, or did transmission only occur in that subset solely because of high-risk practices prevalent in that community?

The origins of the AIDS virus were made clear:

Where did HIV come from?

• HIV infection in humans came from a type of chimpanzee in Central Africa. Studies show that HIV may have jumped from chimpanzees to humans as far back as the late 1800s.
• The chimpanzee version of the virus is called simian immunodeficiency virus. It was probably passed to humans when humans hunted these chimpanzees for meat and came in contact with their infected blood.
• Over decades, HIV slowly spread across Africa and later into other parts of the world. The virus has existed in the United States since at least the mid to late 1970s.

To learn more about the history of HIV in the United States and CDC’s response to the epidemic, see CDC’s HIV and AIDS Timeline.

When you go to the timeline you get to the bulletins I cited above, and many more. What was considered surprising back then was its appearance in women and babies at birth. This isn't some retcon; it took a lot of effort to get people to understand that it wasn't just gay men (and later, iv drug users) who had risk. There was no hiding or protection of the gay/AIDS connection.

...

On Nick:
A lawyer's failure to manage his professional inbox is not a valid excuse for a no-show. He put the fucking email address on the Certificate of Representation as his formal contact. If he had email issues he should have been calling the court for hearing info. Shoddy.

Why bother having an attorney who is only going to blow your case and make you look unconcerned about it?

MN is very forgiving for stupid driving stuff, though. They have 10 days to deal with it, per the judge in the clip, before she events found guilty [just pay the stupid, fine, geez]. And even if they don't pay and she's deemed guilty, it's not like cops are going to show up at her door.

But what in the world was the purpose of representation if you're not even going to bother to appear? It's clear Nick is far further down the line of unfunctional than even has been theorized.

 

[Terrorist]

Memory lane.

Here you can see a much more youthful looking legal expert talking about someone else not showing up for court. Guess he took his own advice, assumed Phil's immortality works on anyone, and said to himself will April get in trouble for not showing up to her hearing?

"Not really, probably not." - Nicholas Rekieta, March 9th, 2020

Kayla will have DARKSYDEBVULL’S children

 

[Sammich]

It’s just so FUNNY and WEIRD that he didn’t show up for court. Incel prudes could never understand this excellent legal strategy.

I can't imagine that's a good idea at all, I know you are mocking rackets, but on a serious note, why the fuck woudl you no show a zoom hearing. ON A SPEEDING TICKET.. tarded shit.

 

[Strix454]

But what in the world was the purpose of representation if you're not even going to bother to appear?

I never understood what he was going to do if he did appear. The judge isn't going to give her a more special deal because Nick is there. There are zero grounds to fight a ticket like this.

About all he could have done was to ask for a delay in anticipation of asking for more delays later to delay the verdict for as long as possible. Maybe if she has enough recent tickets, that would have been useful.

But hiring an attorney and then no-showing the trial is just stupid.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I never understood what he was going to do if he did appear

Try to get another state's laws applied in a Minnesota court to ANTI-SLAAP the ticket away.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe he's trying to get the trial moved to Colorado behind the scenes.

No, he's trying to get the posted speed limit of 40, from some random stretch of road in Colorado, to apply to the stretch of road in Minnesota where the posted speed limit was 30, and April was clocked doing 39.

He's playing 673D chess. Get on his level, incel prude.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Try to get another state's laws applied in a Minnesota court to ANTI-SLAAP the ticket away.

"The speed limit is higher in Colorado your honor. I rest my case."

[beaten to the joke by milliseconds]

 

[Depressed_Oni]

He really plays into the name “No-Show Nick” with how much he bails on everything.

 

[Sammich]

It's hilarious that after months of seething about shit on this thread he manages to blow off a court date either out of drunkenness or sheer stupidity. I mean we honestly paid more attention to this fucking parking ticket than this greasy, skeletal retard.

I get why he would try to be her lawyer in court, but i can't fathom why he would miss a fuckign court date. Nick is stupid, and irresponsible as all hell, but is he this stupid? I can't think of any good reason for a lawyer to miss a court date, can you?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The irony of Rekieta liking this tweet, today of all days.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

There's likely not gonna be a bench warrant.

With how Nick bitched at Fischer before Monty, there is a non-zero and actually plausible chance that he may have pissed this judge off too beforehand.

 

[Space Pope]

The irony of Rekieta liking this tweet, today of all days.

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Not only the irony of today with April but Randazza was in the sports car Nick paid for by calling Monty a pedo.

 

[Not Who You Think]

With butter dish sperging complete, let us move on to one of my favourite topics: The Classics.

I agree on the Greek Tragedy simile for Nick's tale. As a horrifying thought for the day, technically Chris-Chan qualifies too by following the path of Oediupus... Hopefully Nick avoids that...

I always thought of him more as an Icarus or less altruistic Prometheus. Thoughts?

Agreed, there is something poetic about Nick's descent.

On a related note, I had too much time on my hands today (to be read in the voice of James Earl Jones):



Here is a link to the original poem The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe for reference.

Spoiler: Text Version

The Balldo
an adaptation by Not Who You Think

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious thread of lolcow lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a coping,
As of someone loudly moping, coping and seething at this thread of yore.
“’Tis a lolcow,” I muttered, “coping at his own thread of yore—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Nick the lolcow cried "I'm 41, and I'm not having ALL the fun,
That fun I am entitled to as a parent of more than 4."

Eagerly Nick wished for lewds; seeking them to own the prudes,
And gaze upon the lewds from LOCALS—lewds of the long lost Mandy whore—
For this rare Internet maiden had claimed womanhood (and so much more)—
Gone from LOCALS forevermore.

Nick had been to Hedo II, his wife had also been there too,
Both there during interracial cuck week where they danced upon the floor.
They had also posted pictures of glass bottles up their keisters
To entertain the wrinkled winemoms from the LOCALS days of yore.

Then came a Balldo still beguiling Nick's sad fancy into smiling,
By the bright and pink decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though my balls be shorn and shaven, thou,” he said, “art sure no craven,
Silly weird and fun Balldo wandering from some naughty store—
Tell me if thou prefer balls or no balls on a futanari whore.”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

Nick continued to speak if only because he was just that lonely,
And the Balldo sat there boldly on Nick's desk above the floor.
Then Nick (still feeling randy) recalled his own true love for Mandy,
Not his own wife, but the Internet woman he adored.
“Tell me true," Nick mused, "if Mandy be a woman, I implore.”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

The Balldo, sitting lonely on the placid desk, spoke only
That one word, as if its soul in that one word it did outpour.
Nothing farther then it uttered—never even did it stutter—
Till Nick scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow this will leave me, and my career will be restored.”
The Balldo said “Nevermore.”

“I. Wish thee. A Million. Dollars!” Nick licked a bottle as he hollered,
“Get thee back into my wife, or my friend Drexel the man-whore!
Leave no lube as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the desk beside my door!
Take thy tip from out my heart, and take thy form from our my lore!”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

And the lolcow still is seething, still is sneeding, still is READING
His own thread and is lamenting all his glory days of yore;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a coomer that is cooming,
His career like empty whisky bottles scattered on the floor;
There to rise nevermore!

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

How does this dumb nigger not just set up multiple gmails or something?

 

[AnOminous]

I get why he would try to be her lawyer in court, but i can't fathom why he would miss a fuckign court date. Nick is stupid, and irresponsible as all hell, but is he this stupid? I can't think of any good reason for a lawyer to miss a court date, can you?

Well, in Nick's case, I could see him being committed or in rehab. But seriously, no reason. Apparently he just ignored his email until his inbox filled up and the notice was "returned as undeliverable." So he may have somehow signed on to take a parking ticket as his only case in years and managed to fuck even that single case up.

I never understood what he was going to do if he did appear. The judge isn't going to give her a more special deal because Nick is there. There are zero grounds to fight a ticket like this.

There are lawyers who actually specialize in minor stuff like this, and a lot of them do pretty good business by sake of sheer volume. And yes, they can often get a better deal, especially on things like points that raise your insurance rates. Sometimes this means pleading to something with an actually higher fine but without points.

Also, the officer quite often simply doesn't show up. Gambling on that is often worth a shot because it's not like they're going to give continuance after continuance to some petty shit like that. Between parking tickets and moving violations, I've probably gone to court seven times just on my own, and three times it was just thrown out.

Twice I got a better deal that saved me on insurance (and remained at 0 points) and twice it was obviously not going to go well so I just pled to it and paid it. So five times out of seven I got a better result than just paying it and not showing up. Come to think of it, just that by itself would mean I have a more winning record than Cuckieta.

Anyway, the people who do this for an actual living, or as a loss leader for a small flat fee just to advertise to potential clients (like the free will thing a lot of small town lawyers do) generally just mass mail everyone on the traffic docket. If you've lived in a city and got a traffic ticket there, you may have received one of these solicitation mails.

Since these hearing days are cattle calls, a lot of these lawyers will show up representing half the people on the docket. Since if you are challenging a ticket, you are moved to the end of the line (people who are just pleading get handled all in a bunch), the lawyer generally has to spend the whole session there, so to turn a profit on a whole day, the more people they're representing, the better.

They knock off a bunch of the procedural defaults involving cops just not showing up (the fact of the ticket is not itself proof of anything because it is hearsay). Then, generally at the very end, they'd argue any cases where there was some actual valid legal argument or evidentiary issue where they could prove the ticket was bull, like with a dashcam.

I've known people who did this and made pretty good money, not just on the goofy petty ticket things (although even that is not shabby if you do it a lot), but because these kind of people often end up needing them for their more bread and butter stuff like DUIs or even vehicular homicides.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He really plays into the name “No-Show Nick” with how much he bails on everything.

Maybe the real "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" was the friends we made along the way.

Nick is stupid, and irresponsible as all hell, but is he this stupid?

Yes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Belated summary of Nick's last LOCALS stream (with timestamps)

@elb if interested

Spoiler: I like doing these

00:01:30 - Nick closes stream to close door and adjust lighting.

00:02:30 - Nick complains about kids leaving a mess in his sunroom

00:03:00 - Nick broke his phone and has a new one. He continues to complain about lighting.

00:04:15 - Nick explains his 'viral infection' diagnosis that has had him sick for so long. *Insert AIDS joke* with over 100 deg F temperatures

00:04:55 - People do not have to worry about his 'overall health' he is fine, but he has been mentally stressed

00:05:20 - People are mad about Nick sharing and not sharing his personal life. He is NOT getting divorced! His marriage is GREAT! People speculating know nothing about it.

00:06:45 - People online cannot read his humour.

00:07:00 - It is hard to do the show at night because of his schedule. He has meant to explain this before, but his schedule and availability is improving.

00:08:00 - Nick takes a child to an early class at 7 AM every weekday then sleeps after, but on Wednesday he got very sick

00:08:55 - Nick is NOT lying about his thermometer temperatures! it was in the 100's F and would spike up and down! He was on a bunch of meds to fight it.

00:11:30 - He got an anti-viral that should get him healthy to stream. He wants to do the Trump hush money trial. He shouts out Ryan Long's coverage.

00:12:30 - He knows nothing about Karen Reade's trial

00:13:00 - Nick recommends liquor. He gets sicker when he drinks less. This stream has no plan, it is just for updates.

00:13:50 - People in Nicks' personal life have 'fucked' his schedule we given a talking to, and it made Nick happy to do it.

00:14:20 - School is winding down, so he should have more time (no more Thursday teaching), but his kids' activity schedule is CRAZY with 5 children. Scheduling it as a parent without a school to do it is HARD.

00:15:30 - Chat thinks Nick is just 'uninterested in doing streams'. Nick gets real about his experience of not accepting what people project on you. Nick's life is HARD and it makes streaming HARD. He does not want to pretend or do a bad show. Streaming is HARD, and no one can understand. Nick is DONE letting people react to and believe what they project on him.

00:19:30 - A lot this year has gone 'catastrophically wrong'. A lot has changed and messed up his schedule. Nick HAD plans to trial stream, but he could not. He is excited to do one soon.

00:21:45 - Nick messaged Joe Nierman wanting to bring him on for an interview.

00:22:30 - A lot of people reached out to see if he was OK.

00:23:30 - Coomalot reached out and invited him on tonight, but he could not. He wants to bring 'fun' back to the show. His last few months were 'really stressful'

00:24:45 - Nick gained and lost 10 pounds weight in a short time.

00:25:30 - Nick wants to bring back his interview series. He has had to pull back from EVERYTHING, he has not talked to ANYONE on ANY platform or IRL much at all the last few months.

00:26:50 - Nick's kids schedule is winding down with school. He wants to travel, but has not been able to. He might be visiting his parents.

00:28:00 - Nick wants to do a LIVE show with someone, or something local himself.

00:28:40 - Starting in May 2024, at least 14 LOCALS shows--like before--but not all right after the show. No Jamaica trip or comedy show with SteelToe yet--but they did mention it. The LOCALS post-show was low-effort and not fun.

00:30:35 - He has a full karaoke setup. Not sure if he can do call-in karaoke. Maybe do it with his wife.

00:31:00 -Cooking, hot tub streams, and mustang streams are on the menu with hang-out streams. Pre-recorded driving streams are coming.

00:31:50 - In May 2024, weekly or Bi-weekly theology shows are coming as 1 of 2 podcasts he wants to do. It will be LOCALS-only.

The other is a 'Manhood' one that might be weekly, bi-weekly, or mothly. Is Masculinity valuable and is it being replaced? Nick's masculinity ideal is being replaced. Is that good or not? 14 y/o Greeks killed people (like Chicago!). It can change, like an American Constitutional Convention. LMAO! What about Japan? It cannot be capacity for controlled violence.

00:37:50 - He wants Juju to do a show with him. He has been asking for a while. He is not sure if it would be on LOCALS or on another platform.

00:40:10 - Nick acknowledges LOCALS fell by the wayside. He actively pulled back from it and blames no one else. He just lacked time to do anything besides the bare minimum.

00:41:00 - Nick had to re-structure the LOCALS to not be based on the LIVE CHAT. 'External influences' discouraged people from using it.

00:41:30 - Nick might be getting creative help and show help soon.

00:42:55 - Nick mentions Rippaverse and wishes them a 'million bucks' out of nowhere. (Chat probably said something)

00:43:15 - Nick has thought about debate show format and doing a call-in show like Rush Limbaugh.

00:43:50 - There is no 'chat security'. He cannot add value to the LOCALS via chat and has to find another way because people are afraid of their messages being read. No way to find out who is logging the chat. You should just assume everything will be seen. 24 hour chat deletion is not a fix because of real-time capture. There is no totally secure chat room. So what if people log your chat? Why do you care? What harm is there? It is not illegal. Nick does not like it, but he advises people who are nervous to re-think why. Who cares?

(LOL! Harming muh business excuse BTFO!)

00:49:15 - These exclusive podcast plans are his replacement for the chat value on LOCALS. He is not sure how long they will go.

00:49:35 - He wanted to be 'part of' a project with LOCALS last year, but it did not get started, and he is not sure if they will do it in the future or not.

00:50:35 - He has to figure out the YT and Rumble balance. He does not HAVE to do the Rumble switch. He is considering making YT pre-recorded content and trial streams.

00:51:45 - The people who gave him the idea he pitched to LOCALS did not follow through. It has happened a lot in the last few years. He got ghosted.

00:54:05 - His lawsuit is still ongoing. He has lost track of it. He knows he is waiting for an appeals ruling. Winning would be 'funny' but he would not be able to recover money. Chat reminds him of the dates in his case.

00:55:50 - Maybe normal schedule for the rest of the week. But maybe not. He cannot promise. He WANTS to stream, but he has been ASLEEP FOR 18 HOURS a day.

00:57:15 - These exclusive podcast plans are his replacement for the chat value on LOCALS. He is not sure how it might go. He had fever dreams and hallucinations when he first got sick.

00:58:20 - He is HEALTHY except for this recent sickness. He schedule is clearing as we head into summer. He is NOT getting divorced.

01:00:20 - He is STILL giving out the 5k gift.

01:00:45 - Chat asks for TRUTH on what is going on with him. Nick acts puzzled dramatically and says he has told the truth. He has no idea what people think or believe. Things trashed his, his wife's, and the nanny's schedule. It crippler his plans for the show. He cannot share every source of stress because it involves other people's privacy. The nanny is not pregnant.

01:03:15 - He lists accomplishments of his family and good things that have happened to them and their kids.

01:03:15 - People do not know how busy he is. His kids' activities are over 10 miles away. His cancelled stream reason on Friday was no one's business. He feels very bad about it. He thought he would have it wrapped up by then.

01:07:20 - Nick might post a redacted schedule for the family Wednesday to shut up complainers. Distance, durations, and other factors just eat up time.

01:08:30 - His oldest is almost able to drive. They have another driver soon. Definitely for the next school year in the rotation.

01:09:15 - Nick can floor the accelerator on his car and forget all his stress.