Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bortherman]

A whole load of non overlapping events were cancelled so it is likely they lost the use of some of the hotel facilities. The "Scifi and Linux" convention has had to cancel some of their totally relevant drag queen stuff as well.
The hotel probably cucked them out of some conference space area when they got a late enquiry for a booking.

Fear not Patrick is still doing his reading from Tiny Tim.
(Penguicon need his money)

Note this is now taking place at a different hotel than last year, the one where Patrick claimed bomb threats were sent.

 

[Divine right to rule]

does fatty actually make money off his books

Obviously not that much, otherwise he wouldn't need to rent out part of his house to complete strangers.

 

[Maude Snew]

Note this is now taking place at a different hotel than last year, the one where Patrick claimed bomb threats were sent.

There were in fact two bombs at said event, Rick's event bombed and the second was when he blew up the toilet in anger. Because he is a fat imbecile who wouldn't know manners if they un-salted his earth and built a fence facing the correct way.

 

[Procrastinhater]

People keep saying his face was the wrong way but if he built it to keep things in, not keep them out, its not backwards.
Things like African American children his pepperoni ingredients, for instance...

 

[Spunt]

A whole load of non overlapping events were cancelled so it is likely they lost the use of some of the hotel facilities. The "Scifi and Linux" convention has had to cancel some of their totally relevant drag queen stuff as well.
The hotel probably cucked them out of some conference space area when they got a late enquiry for a booking.

Fear not Patrick is still doing his reading from Tiny Tim.
(Penguicon need his money)

Note this is now taking place at a different hotel than last year, the one where Patrick claimed bomb threats were sent.

Why did they remove his name from the cancelled panel though?

You can actually see in the screenshot there's two spaces where his name used to be, showing it had been deleted in haste or even by a find/replace. Were other names removed from other cancelled events in the same way or has Pig been unpersoned?

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Found a FFWBT meme in the wild

 

[McMitch]

People keep saying his face was the wrong way but if he built it to keep things in, not keep them out, its not backwards.
Things like African American children his pepperoni ingredients, for instance...

It doesn’t even enclose his entire back yard; it’s just a privacy fence between his property and the section 8 next door. The idea that it was never his fence based on the side facing his property, and he simply tore out and replaced somone else’s privacy fence in his own ignorance, is really funny.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why did they remove his name from the cancelled panel though?

You can actually see in the screenshot there's two spaces where his name used to be, showing it had been deleted in haste or even by a find/replace. Were other names removed from other cancelled events in the same way or has Pig been unpersoned?

It's strange - you can visit everything here: https://penguicon2024.sched.com (a) or see all canceled here: https://penguicon2024.sched.com/overview/type/CANCELED (a)

Maybe it was because they can't get that room Friday? They're using conference C on saturday, however.

Looking at this piece of shit con, it seems that featuring fatrick would actually make it less gay and perchance even less fat. Meditate on that in the FART ZONE (a)

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Looking at this piece of shit con, it seems that featuring fatrick would actually make it less gay and perchance even less fat. Meditate on that in the FART ZONE (a)

Sadly the fart zone is the best smelling place at the Con. Now with 85% less Pork Smell! (Cuz Pat is a sweaty fat pig)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Found a FFWBT meme in the wild

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That actually reminds of Movie Blob more than Fatrick tbh.
Apart from the FATNESS.

 

[Spunt]

It's strange - you can visit everything here: https://penguicon2024.sched.com (a) or see all canceled here: https://penguicon2024.sched.com/overview/type/CANCELED (a)

Maybe it was because they can't get that room Friday? They're using conference C on saturday, however.

Looking at this piece of shit con, it seems that featuring fatrick would actually make it less gay and perchance even less fat. Meditate on that in the FART ZONE (a)

Every other cancelled event bar one other (the Mental Health one) has a name attached to it, and the mental health one doesn't look like it had any names to begin with. Pat's name has been actively deleted from his event, and it is the only one that has.

My guess is that they only have so many volunteer hours, A/V cover or other things that they have to ration out, so the 10 or so least popular (or most ... problematic) panels got cut.

Pat has upset someone somewhere. Maybe someone pointed out to the organisers that he'd falsely claimed there had been a bomb threat and evacuation at last year's event?

 

[Tablet County]

More order of nine angles stalker childs finds of Rick's table manners.

You definitely wouldn't know he's a geek because of how stealthy his lightsaber chopsticks are but note also how he repeatedly refuses to rest the chopsticks on his edge of his plates like nearly every search engine image of chopsticks shows is the proper way to rest them. He just sticks

At least the food looks edible. That's a landmark moment in Pat cookery.

 

[FinnSven]

Kengle vs Patrick would be interesting. They can argue about which is better. Boiling their meat or burning it.

I thought fatrick preferred his meat finely ground and cured in skins?

 

[AnOminous]

Pat has upset someone somewhere. Maybe someone pointed out to the organisers that he'd falsely claimed there had been a bomb threat and evacuation at last year's event?

As with many Pat things, while not a fan of cow tipping, some innocent (well relatively innocent) con doesn't really deserve the FFWBT treatment of having this fat fuck claim fake bomb threats or swat himself again. They dodged a bullet.

The fact they actually removed his name, though, suggests he pissed someone off. Said "no, little baby child" to the wrong person. Or maybe his misogynist attacks against that literary agent have caught up with him.

In any event, Pat has advertised himself as a menace to everyone around him, someone who will bring trouble wherever he goes, and they're wise to avoid giving such a FFWBT a platform to stage more of his hoaxes.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Damn, Pat went absolutely ham on that African American gentleman

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I saw this post on Twitter the other day. The replies were already filled with everyone saying the exact same thing. Of course Pat jumped in and acted condescendingly about knowing something everyone else already knows.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok pork pokers, my sabbatical from the thread has lasted a bit longer than expected due to some IRL burn out related to the wage cage and me finding myself more disgusted than usual at the absolute fucking state of social media retards in general, leading to me being loathe to be reminded xitter exists and thus preventing me from checking in on things in fatland.

The fuck this pig been doing the last few weeks and how many proverbial, literal, philosophical, and existential dicks has he sucked since I last laid serious eyes on him with a view to assfuck him until he is humble?

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

assuming pat has an inner monologue (unlikely) do you think it talks the same way he does on xitter? maybe that’s why he’s losing it. not only does he have to deal with being patrick tomlinson but he also has to deal with the voice in his head prefacing every thought he has with “No, child.”

 

[AnOminous]

The fuck this pig been doing the last few weeks and how many proverbial, literal, philosophical, and existential dicks has he sucked since I last laid serious eyes on him with a view to assfuck him until he is humble?

Let's just say he's done an immense amount of stupid shit and highlights are your friends.

Most recently he got his retarded presentation at some shitty con cancelled and while the con cancelled a lot of its events, they actually Memory Holed fatty and deleted his name from their site, unlike the other people who got cancelled and whose names are still on the site.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I thought fatrick preferred his meat finely ground and cured in skins?

When it comes to steaks he said he likes them burnt.

 

[Judge Holden]

assuming pat has an inner monologue (unlikely) do you think it talks the same way he does on xitter? maybe that’s why he’s losing it. not only does he have to deal with being patrick tomlinson but he also has to deal with the voice in his head prefacing every thought he has with “No, child.”

"FOR FUCK SAKE YOU OBESE RETARD STOP REPLYING TO OBVIOUS FUCKING TROLLS TROLLS......WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH OUR TIME"

*no mind-child we dont. Enjoy brain-prison*

"PLEASE....ITS NOT TOO LATE.....PAY CHILD SUPPORT OR WHATEVER SHE ASKS....I JUST WANT TO SEE OUR DAUGHTER AGAIN YOU FAT SOCIOPATH!"

*this is why your life is already over inner-stalker. Enjoy brain-prison*

"I CANT FUCKING TAKE ANYMORE....STOP MAKING ME WATCH THAT MANNISH FUCKING PILLHEAD GET FARTED INTO BY OFFICER EVANS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL IMPLODE INTO AN ANEUYRISM"

*No, Cerebrobert. You won't, or you will be immediately incapacitated and arrested. Enjoy brain-prison.

When it comes to steaks he said he likes them burnt.

Pat takes his steaks like Nikkki takes her men

Pitch black, rock hard, and downright sulphurous