Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

That is DTs. Absolutely zero doubt in my mind. Looks like the taper down shakes between the first and third drinks of the day.
They should have subsided after the third drink, if anyone cares to check.

DTs is a lot more serious, has as much as a 50% fatality rate if untreated, and usually starts 48 hours after stopping drinking. No way Nick has stopped drinking that long any time in recent memory. He was obviously too drunk even to call into a Zoom hearing earlier the very same day.

This is just the shakes, pretty standard for an alcoholic, but it isn't DTs, which involve hallucinations, seizures, coma and death. Not just the stray ceiling cat here and there, but realistic hallucinations like monsters and demons. Not just a bit of shaking that goes away, but flat out tonic-clonic seizures.

To play devil's advocate, it's possible they paid the fine after changing their mind about challenging the ticket and the court hadn't received it yet. I'd assume government inefficiency just as quick I would Nick dropping the ball.

That was my initial thought, but that's not what the judge said on video. The judge said it was a no-show.

And he didn't even call in "sick." My guess is he was so obviously drunk he could have been held in contempt for it.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

DTs is a lot more serious, has as much as a 50% fatality rate if untreated, and usually starts 48 hours after stopping drinking. No way Nick has stopped drinking that long any time in recent memory. He was obviously too drunk even to call into a Zoom hearing earlier the very same day.

This is just the shakes, pretty standard for an alcoholic, but it isn't DTs, which involve hallucinations, seizures, coma and death. Not just the stray ceiling cat here and there, but realistic hallucinations like monsters and demons. Not just a bit of shaking that goes away, but flat out tonic-clonic seizures.

Stimulants can make you shake, too.

 

[Harm]

Aaron: "The rumors are fun to read." Aaron is a fan of the farms! Glad you're having fun on the thread Aaron.

At least he's not a complete dummy and admitting it gets under his skin like some lolcows.

I still don't see how it could be fun reading that people believe your life is falling apart and your lover starves his children.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nuclear Acorn is in chat; guess who that is: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw (~0h35m)

Lmao, I wonder how long it's been since MANdy shed his skin suit in an attempt to weasel his way back in. Didn't even bother making a new account!

The return of Daniel Paul Harris - my favorite Nick saga of all time. Not only a hilarious bad look for Nicky, but made a lot of other people look just terrible - particularly Joe for hosting the call revealing a voice that Dylan Mulvaney would be jealous of, as well as him providing the keys to the vault, and Aussie for digging up the dead body and pretending it's still alive. That whole saga of events has everything, and I'm glad to see Mr. Buffalo Dan sees fit to keep it going. I would be a little saddened if he eventually became irrelevant in this thread.

To play devil's advocate, it's possible they paid the fine after changing their mind about challenging the ticket and the court hadn't received it yet. I'd assume government inefficiency just as quick I would Nick dropping the ball.

That's a possibility, but lets say that were the case - after going to all this trouble to hire an attorney to fight a traffic ticket, which would only make any sense if you were already at serious risk of losing your license or facing quite the punishment of some other means, then to just decide to pay it at the very last second, to the point where the court wouldn't be aware of it, and assumed you skipped your hearing? That would just make Nick look even stupider as a lawyer - going along with believing this traffic violation was worth fighting until right before the hearing.

They are both idiots, and I'm at least happy for Nick that he finally found somebody whose body wasn't completely ruined by having his children, making him a parent.

 

[elb]

When you search for Viballdo on youtube, this is the first result.

Love that for me

missed court because very sick in the morning (court wasn't in the morning)

• superchatter tells Nick not to take God's name in vain; Nick angrily explains what that *really* means; "Christians are so goddamn retarded!"; "Words don't matter... syllables have never fucking mattered!"
• seven minutes later, still screaming about this
• "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST... Get your fucking head on straight!"; pours his fourth whiskey (2h31m)
• Nick says if you want to meet the people he's talking about, you just have to join an evangelical church like the one he's in
• "Go to an Assemblies of God church!"; worship bands and their flannel shirts
• "Fuck American Christianity!", we're now a good 15 minutes into this
• We're back: "Pretend Christians make up the majority of a lot of churches." (2h40m)
• Genuine Christians fuck up all the time, so just go do your thing; "I'm really fucking glad that grace exists!"

• bathroom break (~1h30m); 20 minutes, "talked with Lady Rackets"
• schedule talk, wants to move the nighttime shows earlier
• ages of the kids: 6-16
• Nick is "as candid and honest as you'll get from anybody on earth... I don't owe you that explanation!"
• if Nick told you all the things Nick and his wife have been through as a married couple, you wouldn't believe it

more schedule coping

My

comedy routine about a $10,000 robotic dog; "I've spent more than $10,000 on a lot of things in my life [...] The amount of money I've spent on art in my life... that's like thirty dogs." (2h45m)

Drexel is gonna come out some time soon; watch party of Punisher Warzone on Locals; "Have you ever watched a movie with a black person?"

 

[zimzam88]

An English major and this fucking retard so confidently flaunts the fact that he doesn't understand "in vain" isn't describing vanity. How embarrassing.

Then he complains that this is all "American Christianity" and that Christians were never like this before. He's so uneducated why does he even bother talking about this stuff? These kinds of doctrines go back to Spurgeon, Calvin, Luther, Augustine etc etc.

"Balldoman Christians" are what's wrong with the modern Church, he has no remorse or guilt for his sin and certainly would never seek repentance in humility. He just wants to say a few words and return to whatever depraved hedonistic behaviors he's cultivated. Let the train wreck continue.

 

[Strix454]

He just wants to say a few words and return to whatever depraved hedonistic behaviors he's cultivated.

He has other ideas. One of his big ideas from a while back was that the churches needed to stop shaming onlyfans women, being accepting of their rational career choice and launch outreach efforts to bring them into the church. Because onlyfans women are just millionaire moms who own private islands who want the money to take their kids to disney. And according to Nick, if something is "popular" and makes money, it can't be morally wrong.

One of this big conflicts with the church is that he wants to bring his depraved hedonistic behaviors openly into it. But of course his church is gay90s.

 

[AnOminous]

That would just make Nick look even stupider as a lawyer - going along with believing this traffic violation was worth fighting until right before the hearing.

And without calling off the hearing, would probably still leave her on the hook for court costs. So Nick got the worst possible result and on top of that, got to look like a completely incompetent loser. She could have literally just paid it online and done better than this drunken loser got her.

 

[Maude Snew]

When you search for Viballdo on youtube, this is the first result.

You can't just drop that screenshot with Balldo private detective and not post it. He actually crashes a fucking plane complete with the "terrain terrain" warning thing. It's like poetry it rhymes.

 

[Associate Rick]

You can't just drop that screenshot with Balldo private detective and not post it. He actually crashes a fucking plane complete with the "terrain terrain" warning thing. It's like poetry it rhymes.

Complete with red mustang and his very own Mandy.

 

[Goatchoker]

His whole cope about night owl and bringing baby to lady rackets and how it’s changed is 100% making me feel a divorce is imminent. He isn’t checking on her or his kids I bet. Especially after him saying they knocked on his door and he screamed “daddy’s working”

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nuclear Acorn is in chat; guess who that is: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw (~0h35m)

I noticed that. The YouTube channel IDs do not match:

This is the former "Mandy K." account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9koabaTIjOolRNGNXy9cFw
This was the account that was in chat last night: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBoctWaeLCAZqtG65_sswlw

Different accounts, the one in chat is only a couple months old. It's possible that Daniel made a new account in February though. The avatars are not the same which actually point towards this being the real Daniel. If it was someone taking the time to make a fake account you think they'd match the avatars.

Here are some of the chat messages:



Other sample messages in text format

Rekieta Law Hey Nick my lawyer called me with a lowball offer of 4k for my accident.

But my lawyer said that was only the first offer so he had to tell me. I declined it. He said "Good because I wont quit til you get 10k minimum!"

Rekieta Law Wasn't she in Blink 182?

Aussie Overlaw'd Aaaaaahh

Rekieta Law See you later Nick. Man coming home in an hour, gonna make him some pasta. Goodnight chat

 

[Nate Higgers]

In all honesty, she reminds me of a stripper just from the tan, makeup, and hair. Like used unwashed goods that while sober you'd never bother with, but after a few drinks you find reasons to.

She's not bad looking, could be better, but knowing the swinger lifestyle brings her down below average.

She looks like the type of trashy hoe who’s addicted/“formerly” addicted to Xanax or alcohol. The kind that is still clinging onto when she was cool in high school/college and she gets passionate nostalgia for “the good old days” whenever she hears a song from some shitty nu-metal/pop-rock band like Buckcherry. The kind of chick who “knows where to get suboxone strips…if you want, I mean, I’m just sayin.”

The type who has unironically said “yeah I used to have bigger tits before I started doing coke in junior year of high school”

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Just getting drunk every night wouldn't give you relaxed massive veins on your forehead like this. There has to be something deeper wrong with his body than just him drinking alot to have veins like this at all times, even Ralph never looked this bad after a 2 year period of drinking every day

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

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Just getting drunk every night wouldn't give you relaxed massive veins on your forehead like this. There has to be something deeper wrong with his body than just him drinking alot to have veins like this at all times, even Ralph never looked this bad after a 2 year period of drinking every day

That's called high blood pressure. I'll get veins popping on my head if I get pissed off enough or from too much caffeine. With Rekieta it is probably from speed, either prescribed or otherwise.

 

[waffle]

Is that the one where the villain tortures Bond by having him naked, sitting on a chair and hitting him in the balls repeatedly?

Sounds right up Rackets’ alley

No, that's Casino Royale. The one in Tomorrow Never Dies has something to do with the hot chick that has the weird accent and the big blue ball gown.

 

[Potatoherder]

For such a triumphant return plan superchats did not reflect it. YT beat him by $16 at $96. Paypig of the night was ShipwreckXIII with $40 or %50. Keep in mind his best case for actual take away is $64 on rumble and $67.20 on YT with the cuts.

Only rant that stood out to me.

TheLastFrontier

"Rumor has it April missed her court date, is she alive?"

$1

2024-04-23 23:30:57 -0500 CDT

He is in fact not sorry.

TwistdOne	NICK!! Why did you tell me to email you about Locals and never bothered to read your email??!! That’s just wrong.	2024-04-24 02:57:40 -0500 CDT
RekietaLaw	"@TwistdOne I will check, my life got complicated. I'm sorry"	2024-04-24 02:58:10 -0500 CDT

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[prolapsed_cranium]

To play devil's advocate, it's possible they paid the fine after changing their mind about challenging the ticket and the court hadn't received it yet. I'd assume government inefficiency just as quick I would Nick dropping the ball.

If that happened, Nick would be crowing about it, claiming he owned the farms once again

 

[AnOminous]

If that happened, Nick would be crowing about it, claiming he owned the farms once again

I think he actually did stop reading his own thread, maybe because he's too drunk even to keep up on something like that. I don't see him utterly humiliating himself with such an epic failure would happen unless he was literally too drunk and retarded even to know there was a hearing yesterday.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

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Just getting drunk every night wouldn't give you relaxed massive veins on your forehead like this. There has to be something deeper wrong with his body than just him drinking alot to have veins like this at all times, even Ralph never looked this bad after a 2 year period of drinking every day

Rekieta has shit stressing him the fuck out. Stress can also lead to stomach aches, sickness, vomiting, and possibly a fever. So what is Rekieta stressing about? Simply put, the people around him are getting sick of his decadent personality. I know everyone on the farms likes to call the balldo man a cuck, but the fact is, there is something more to his deviant behavior. We've only recently had them (Rekieta and Rackets) on camera at the swinger tub with the Imholtes. Plus, with April's disappearance from Steel Toe Morning Show, the "client sessions," and the person in the corner in multiple Rekieta Law episodes, Rekieta might be cheating. With Aaron's appearance, we already know that Nick is a coming-out-of-the-closet bisexual; Rekieta might not be talking to Mrs. Rackets during BRBs after all. Mark my words: Rekieta is a cheating, shyster lawyer. Alcohol is one hell of a poison.