Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Cubs win Game 5 to go up 3-2 in the Series. They could win their 4th game in Game 6 on Saturday or it would go to Game 7 on Sunday.
 
Not even close. Uranus clocks in at 15 earth masses, and Neptune's a bit heftier at 17. Wanna try another fib?
Maybe I made a mistake from memory... Let's see what's in 30-Second Astronomy... Ah, "each (Uranus & Neptune) with a diameter around 4 times that of Earth." - p. 30 (Metro Books, 2014)

Thanks for being such a 'gracious fact-checker', 11919815125.

hey Brad, what is your favorite Halloween movie?
Sleepy Hollow and The Headless Horseman

So say it's proven to exist in a few years, how will that change your theory?
I've had to tweak Plan-it Theory many times. This is part of why I AM moving slooooooooow in publishing it.
 
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Hey, he actually got corrected himself and got the diameters pretty much right. I mean, Neptune is more like 3.9 times larger diameter wise, but eh, it's better than the time he fucked up Trump Tower's height.
 
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Hey, he actually got corrected himself and got the diameters pretty much right. I mean, Neptune is more like 3.9 times larger diameter wise, but eh, it's better than the time he fucked up Trump Tower's height.
Trump Tower NYC is 666 feet high.
 
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proven by the Planet Nestor
Nestor doesn't exist and therefore does not prove a goddamned thing.
Let this record show how you called the guy who solved the quest for the unified field theory - physics' Holy Grail - and fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 "an idiot".
Wow, really? So please explain to me (10 pages after I first brought it up) how your pointless technobabble based on popscience is applicable in any way. Saying "There's [number] of [meaningless sciencey term]" might sound impressive on your planet, but your weak link is: this is earth.
When you claim such nonsense to be this important, you better be able to explain why.
No need to thank me for being honest; I've been honest the entire time here.
Unless, of course, all these times you have been undenyiably caught lying...
But I thought English was magically the first language :story:
This for instance. According to Dick Watson, american english was the first language in the world and used by God. So what is it, Brad? Was greek around before the first (divine) language?
Maybe I made a mistake from memory... Let's see what's in 30-Second Astronomy... Ah, "each (Uranus & Neptune) with a diameter around 4 times that of Earth." - p. 30 (Metro Books, 2014)
Scientists do fact checking before claiming something, you know.
Ok, this couple designed and built a very environmentally friendly house of 704 square feet. 'Coincidence' or did they know that 704=GOD?
What I gather from this is that this couple has used the number 704 in a way that is more beneficial to humanity than anything you have ever done and ever will do, Brad.
 
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I don't pay any taxes because I don't owe any.
Do you make more than $10,100 a year? Then you owe taxes, Dude. Cash paid under the table doesn't mean "tax-free".
I have shown how the 1 dimension of time has 6 or 7 aspects of regular time (depending on whether the void is included)
But as an alleged "scientist", you have to decide if you're going to accept void as one of the aspects of time. You can't say "I will or I won't depending on which one makes my formulae work the way I want them to"
Superstring theory's 10 dimensions is still 'engineerable'; proven by the Planet Nestor. It's possible to have a type of separability where some parts74 of spacetime is governed by one program/algorithm (21D/a st) while other 'farts64 of space' (Eqfish) are foverned by another (19D/a st).
In other words, "I'm right and the Encyclopedia Britannica is wrong because I said so." In other words, you're using something you made up to prove something you made up. You cannot use Planet Nestor to prove anything until you publish your findings and receive positive peer reviews from other scientists.
Let this record show how you called the guy who solved the quest for the unified field theory - physics' Holy Grail - and fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 "an idiot".
That's right. I'm calling the guy who made up an incorrect "theory" -- and thinks he can support with another made up and unproven "theory" -- and has not fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 because he cannot comprehend what it says an idiot, you idiot.
I've been honest the entire time here.
Except for the many times you've lied:
@Brad Watson_Miami aka Dude aka THE LIAR

1. You have consistently claimed you have 15 "joint lines" and 5 tips on each hand that allow you to count up to 40 using your fingers. You cite this as major physical proof of you numbers crap, even thought the rest of us have only 14 "joint lines". You have repeatedly been asked to post a picture of your hand pointing out the 15 "joint lines" which you have consistently refused to do. The only logical reason for your failure to do this is because you are a LIAR.

2. You made a claim that in 1195 the Knights Templar removed Jesus' bones from its ossuary in the alleged "Jesus Family Tomb" in Talipot and presented them to the Pope. You didn't just make this claim, you actually "tweaked" a previous post to include this informational nugget (for which you provided no support -- as usual). I pointed out the bones were still in the ossuary when it was examined, you said you remembered it being empty and accused me of not watching the dvd. I then posted an excerpt from the documentary, showing them examining the alleged Jesus ossuary with the bones clearly visible in it. Your response: "Fuck you." My response: LIAR!

3. You claim to be the reincarnation of Vishnu, an immortal Hindu deity who never died. If a being never died, they cannot be reincarnated. LIAR!

4. You say you were not Buddha, but Buddha was an avatar controlled by the will of Vishnu. To be Vishnu is to also be Buddha, who you admit lived at the same time as Pythagoras. And before you say it's not the same thing, you also claimed to have been Krishna who was also an avatar controlled by the will of Vishnu. If you were Krishna, then you were Buddha. LIAR!

5. When asked where the Nephilim were today, you answered they were living on the 66th floor of Trump Tower which has only 58 floors. LIAR! (NOTE: You cannot say you were mistaken. Stating something as fact without doing the proper research is a LIE.)

6. Here's a little gem from your Facebook page:
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Produce a screenshot of this alleged e-mail from Neal DeGrasse Tyson (and don't say you deleted it, no one deletes an e-mail from him). Failure to do so will lead to only one conclusion: LIAR!


7. For the third time, 4 is not considered one of the important Sacred Masonic Numbers. If our Founding Fathers wanted to encode things, they would be more likely to encode 7/3 or 9/7. Stop thinking National Treasure and the TV show Sleepy Hollow are true stories and look at page 538 of An Encyclopedia of Freemasonry. It will show you to be a LIAR.

Ball's in your court, Dude.
But when I've made a miss-steak, I try to correct that mistake as quick as possible.
Correction: When you are caught in a lie, you either go back and change your post or claim the lie was a mistake.
Put ἀεὶ ὁ Θεὸς ὁ μέγας γεωμετρεῖ into the translator to find out what it means in English.
ἀεὶ ὁ Θεὸς ὁ μέγας γεωμετρεῖ
Google Translator: "Universities God the great geometry"
Bing Translator: "God International • Grand gewmetrei"
Imtranslator: "God International • Grand gewmetrei"
Paralink Translator: "Universities God the great geometry"
Babelfish Translator: "God International • Grand gewmetrei"
It's still not working, Dude.
Maybe because you're lying?


I never thought about how a 235 yard par 3 is ~704 feet!
Not ~704 feet -- exactly 705 feet, Dude.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/23/garden/freedom-in-704-square-feet.html?_r=0

Ok, this couple designed and built a very environmentally friendly house of 704 square feet. 'Coincidence' or did they know that 704=GOD?
I'm gonna go with coincidence, Dude.
 
Ok, this couple designed and built a very environmentally friendly house of 704 square feet. 'Coincidence' or did they know that 704=GOD?

Brad, one of the many flaws in your theory is that if all the people you suggest "KNEW" about it, actually knew about it, it would be neither secret nor revolutionary. You claim that it's groundbreaking and revolutionary, but at the same time, attribute every successful design decision and calculation to people applying your system. If people are using it to build houses and plan tax strategies and create entire sports out of it, then everyone would know about it. You wouldn't have to teach it, or research it. It would be grade school material.

The fact that you think it's running everything on earth and yet you're the only one teaching it is a very, very good sign that your theory is bunk.
 
Trump Tower NYC is 666 feet high.

No it's not Brad. Yankee already caught you on this, remember? Please stop distorting facts about things. Pretty soon we're going to have to get you wooden blocks and some Dora the Explorer videos and set you in the corner for the day.

The 58-story Douche Tower is the 64th tallest building in New York City, at 664 feet (202 m) high

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(New_York_City)
 
No it's not Brad. Yankee already caught you on this, remember? Please stop distorting facts about things. Pretty soon we're going to have to get you wooden blocks and some Dora the Explorer videos and set you in the corner for the day.
To be fair, it's kind of our fault for not doing that already.
 
To be fair, it's kind of our fault for not doing that already.
I know Brad's like.. a 50 something year old man. But god damn if these last few days make me think of a 5-7 yr old child who's learning how to lie and does it all the time because he/she isn't smart enough to know the lies are obvious.
 
I know Brad's like.. a 50 something year old man. But god damn if these last few days make me think of a 5-7 yr old child who's learning how to lie and does it all the time because he/she isn't smart enough to know the lies are obvious.
Indeed. Not only does he not realize a lie doesn't work if we already know the truth, but Brad also figures he can call someone a "liar" if he disagrees with them or they make him look bad. It's just a word he can throw at people he doesn't like.
 
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