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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Clarence said:
:diddler: whutebar bish i kno how tew spel 'entrepreneuer' UNLIEK DAT DANG DIRTY JOHMUA POTTER!
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We wish Ralph would have that energy. Losing the weight sucked the life out of him. Imagine giving up the gunt your daddy gave you to become a hollow husk of a human. He barks at people online but is too afraid of leaving piss filter Mexico.

The old Ralphamale would've gotten in his permanently leased truck, loaded up on Makers Mark, crash through the southern border, presumably running over illegals on the way, and drove to their house to shit talk IRL.

I miss the old Ralphamale. The "do i look 5'1 to you bish?" Ralphamale. The deranged dancing in front of Blaze Ralphamale. The "i will put my hands on you and if you try to stop me I will kill you" Ralphamale.
 
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Question 1: What kind of envelope is best for mailing counterfeit Xannies?
Question 2: True or false, Mexico will extradite American citizens for domestic abuse and failure to pay child support.
Question 3: Spell "bitch."
Question 4: Why shouldn't you put puppies in an oven?
Question 5: Name one crime you can get a one year suspended sentence for committing.
 
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Ethan is the worst kind of dent head. He is smarter than the smooth brains that surround him, yet retarded enough to not understand that his mental horsepower could not power a mid-sized sedan. he is a textbook case of how the Dunning Kruger effect presents itself in the wild. Most people who have actual intelligence are self aware enough to realize their mental limitations. That holds true until you get to the genius level individuals, they skew toward the insufferable, however ethan is nowhere near that level so he cannot use that excuse.

TLDR Ethean: Smart people do not tell others how smart they are, they listen and observe.
 
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Exilio Part II

"Well look at that--im a genius after all!" He said with a chuckle. He always knew that was the case.

His eyes surveyed the room. They moved past the bowling trophy, his tiny yellow cap, the wardrobe filled with FED tshirts, Cleo's water bowl (which must be filled with bottled water only, he reminded himself) until they finally rested on his trash can beside the toilet.

"God dammit," he muttered. It was time to take the waste basket out. Merida was nice, but you couldn't flush toilet paper down the commode. He'd learned that lesson too many times to count.

It's just the price of genius, the burden of brilliance, he thought, and felt that dreadfully-familiar pit growing in his solar plexus.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Always thought this story was bullshit and he flunked out. Why would he spend tens of thousands of dollars getting a degree then just completely give up on it over a lab fee?
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He didn't graduate. He also didn't pay tens of thousands of dollars. He owes like 80k in student loans and Sandra footed his bill to get in. He also was a full blown alcoholic and having tons of legal problems his last year. He was arrested multiple times (assault and battery, DUI, driving on a suspended license, public drunk, disorderly conduct etc) He's just a failure.
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So EOR is flexing over a 112 IQ?!

I’ll grant you that the Wafflemale getting anything in 3 digits stuns me, but Mr. Pantsuela (when he’s got the scratch to rent her for the weekend) flexing over 112 seems a bit much.

BTW this IS a result of a test EOR took or at least it’s being presented that way, right? Because I don’t see anything that EOR crack staff couldn’t have just found and copied it since it has no names or anything identifiable.
 
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There are many many people around with low IQs and are very, very successful as the two are not related.

Ralphs test score actually proves the negative that IQ isn't related to success, and rather than boast about it, perhaps he is smart enough to realize that what the test proves is that he is actually a man who makes constant and repeating idiotic choices and is actually aware (as he has the intelligence) to understand he is and does make pathetic choices.

What the test also shows is that he has the intelligence to understand better than most the consequences of his actions, but due to character flaws and being generally, just an asshole, his worst parts of himself constantly win over and dictate his emotions and actions.

His intelligence has gotten him so far in life, I'm just so jealous.
 
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MadStan said:
There are many many people around with low IQs and are very, very successful as the two are not related.

Ralphs test score actually proves the negative that IQ isn't related to success, and rather than boast about it, perhaps he is smart enough to realize that what the test proves is that he is actually a man who makes constant and repeating idiotic choices and is actually aware (as he has the intelligence) to understand he is and does make pathetic choices.

What the test also shows is that he has the intelligence to understand better than most the consequences of his actions, but due to character flaws and being generally, just an asshole, his worst parts of himself constantly win over and dictate his emotions and actions.

His intelligence has gotten him so far in life, I'm just so jealous.
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His IQ test score is almost certainly bogus.

Crafty cunts put up these IQ test score sites and give you an inflated score, then you have the option of paying a small amount if you want a certification verifying you scored what they said you scored.

With a proper IQ test, Ralph would be lucky to crack 100.
 
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