You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Everytime I go to a concert, I manage to end up standing near at least one person who has the shittiest weed possible. Like the shit is so bunk it smells like resin. If you can't afford good weed AND concert tickets, you shouldn't be doing either faggot. Better yet, just hotbox whatever fucking beater you rolled up in and save me the headache.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Everytime I go to a concert, I manage to end up standing near at least one person who has the shittiest weed possible. Like the shit is so bunk it smells like resin. If you can't afford good weed AND concert tickets, you shouldn't be doing either faggot. Better yet, just hotbox whatever fucking beater you rolled up in and save me the headache.
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A man of taste. While I haven't smoked weed in years, I can still smell its quality, and I respect someone who is smoking some genuinely dank shit. But I have utter contempt for someone publicly smoking absolutely vile schwag that even a Mexican would throw back in the ditch where it came from.
 
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Getting real god damn tired of faggots with nothing else going on in their lives constantly trying to insert politics or virtue signal over something that’s not even in the same ballpark as the conversation at hand. You can be talking about something as banal as a new book or fast food item coming out and count on at least one mouth breathing butt-whistler to waltz in and say “FUCK ALL THAT! FREE PALESTINE!!!”

 
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Got on the tram after work, one stop later some light skinned nigger gets on with three other niggers, guffawing and laughing over some bullshit.

As soon as the doors close and we get moving, 120 decibel + niggerjive starts playing, everyone turns toward these retards. Turns out he wheeled in a speaker and was blasting music as loud as you can imagine. One of the niggers is filming people's reactions and shouting 'Tiktok' along with some other nigger speak.

Nobody does anything. And how could they? You could easily get stabbed and killed on a fucking train just for trying to go home.

They got off two stops later, music didn't let up for even a second. They ran off laughing hysterically.

A renaissance tier demonstration of a high trust society completely destroyed.
 
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Shops changing the pronunciation of their names.

Specifically, the current adverts for IKEA (in the UK) are pissing me off, because they all have this obviously Schwedish guy going on about how great "ze everyday" can be, and finishing by pronouncing the name of the shop as "ick-ea". With a short "I" sound, like in "pick".

Fuck. Off. We're not going to start saying it like that. Also, you guys used to say it normally on your own adverts. So don't fucking try to gaslight me into thinking it's been "ick-ea" this whole time.

See also: Hyundai.

And also related: Kiev - I don't give a fuck how they pronounce it over there, that's never how we've done things (e.g. Moscow, Paris, Munich, etc.).
 
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Today I took my first train ride in years. Public transport is disgusting. The trains are dirty, poorly maintained, the passengers don't give a fuck and make it even worse. A couple of stops into the journey a person enters the train, and Jesus Christ, the smell. The whole section started to stink. Didn't even look homeless. But the worst thing, every few minutes on the schedule displays a progressive ad pops up where a very diverse lesbian couple is kissing each other followed by "ride with pride". I hate modern society so much.
 
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internet friend said:
Motherfuckers driving slow for no god damn reason. I'm not asking them to break the fucking land speed record, just do the fucking speed limit. There's no reason on a clear, dry, straight, open highway to be doing 80 when the limit is 110!
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Total downpour/whiteout blizzard, some retard in his ricer or otherwise tricked out subcompact flooring it when he has absolutely no traction and doesn't realize it. I don't want to die, stay off the road.
 
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anustart76 said:
When there are no proper checkouts open at the store, and my only choice is to use the stupid self-checkout. I absolutely despise doing the cashier's job for free, those fucking faggots running the place should pay me for doing it if I have to handle the cashier's job.
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When there's a line of retards at the self-checkout and I have to deal with some pimply faced teenage nerd instead of just paying and leaving.
 
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Eadred said:
Today I took my first train ride in years. Public transport is disgusting. The trains are dirty, poorly maintained, the passengers don't give a fuck and make it even worse. A couple of stops into the journey a person enters the train, and Jesus Christ, the smell. The whole section started to stink. Didn't even look homeless. But the worst thing, every few minutes on the schedule displays a progressive ad pops up where a very diverse lesbian couple is kissing each other followed by "ride with pride". I hate modern society so much.
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Which country? There are basically no ticket checks on UK city transport, so in my city homeless scum just get on and off as they please, stinking of vodka, cigs, and 3 months worth of shitstains. Great stuff.

On that note: people who don't let passengers alight before getting on. Yep, you guessed it: niggers. Every. Fucking. Time.
 
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