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[barbie meat]

Imagine eating from dishes that were cleaned in the same dishwasher that is regularly used to clean and warm up a dilator

My mom has always worn this one baseball cap in the car to keep the sun out of her eyes, and it gets sweaty. She washed it in the dishwasher once, and it made all the dishes smell sweaty too. No idea why she didn't use the washing machine, she probably did after that. I remember asking "Why does this fork smell like mom's hat?" (this became an inside joke in our family). I am imagining an extremely cursed scenario where some unfortunate family member or housemate has to inquire why their dinnerware smells like death and rotten fish.

 

[Evilronald]

“You’re much stronger than those transphobes (who don’t have a 42% suicide rate).”

 

[behindyourightnow]

GhostArchive still seems to work.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/h48lE

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fyPly

Thanks, I didn't realize it was working again. Definitely need to save these beauties for posterity.

"This is why i'm quitting the music review game. The 25 year olds can have the 200 dollar jobs, i am 30 and it's time to strap me up and make me the face of the company"


"i know you did not actually see me as a woman. bc i still did not fully see myself as a woman so how could you? i was just just telling you who i was, not even showing you. bc i was afraid. that was not enough, so now i have to make up for lost time by making you feel my gender"


"and they will say anything to dismiss my words. Bc i am a woman and this is what is done to all women. "Oh you tweeted at 3:21am so its irrelevent." Yeah and if i got a period that would be your excuse to dismiss me too"


"crazy how many people unfollowed me for speaking as a woman unapologetically for the first time in my life. yall are gonna be so fucking embarrassed when my alanis sunday review drops"


"a lot of you "allies" are gonna feel bad soon for trusting the word of a cis finance bro who moonlights as a culture vulture to have more money to spend on perfume, vs his one trans coworker who he never understood might need money more than him to pay for gender affirming care"


Maybe some of the people who played along with believing this guy was a woman will now get some idea of what happens if you "affirm" a mentally ill person's belief that can never match reality.

 

[barbie meat]

"i know you did not actually see me as a woman. bc i still did not fully see myself as a woman so how could you? i was just just telling you who i was, not even showing you. bc i was afraid. that was not enough, so now i have to make up for lost time by making you feel my gender"

"so many people are thinking of me as a music writer or a person on the internet or their friend or their homie or their colleague or their bro. and not a trans woman, or even a woman"

"they pat me on the head & say ofc we believe ur a woman. but nothing in their actions suggests its the truth. even if it means being hurt or burning bridges to make them see it, that is the female condition. my condition. in ways i didnt even see until i got the estrogen right"

This just makes it even more glaringly obvious he's a dude – because no real woman would say this, ever. Being seen as "writer, colleague, friend" rather than "woman" IS the goal for so many of us.

 

[King Koopa]

That doc is a fun read, it's pure masturbatory schizo-tranny rambling. I think my favorite quote from it doubles as a perfect warning sign for you're getting into when you read it:

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

 

[Standardized Profile]

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“You’re much stronger than those transphobes (who don’t have a 42% suicide rate).”

Come on, you can't post this and not give us the goods.

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What about it, farmers, would you prison r*pe?

 

[Otterly]

Behavioral Support Position for at risk youth.

That’s such a telling opinion. It’s for at risk youth so I assume they will be fine with a pervert in a frock.
The rot goes deep.

 

[Product Placement]

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What is wrong with people indeed?

Maybe they saw the obvious man in front of them.

This one just looks like a dude, not even a dude dressed up like a woman. I think if you asked other troons if this was a man or woman, most of them would even say man.

 

[barbie meat]

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What is wrong with people indeed?

Maybe they saw the obvious man in front of them.

Mid-2000s-Jared-Leto lookin' ass.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is beautiful. Is there any way to archive Twitter that still works? Because I get the feeling he's going to DFE soon and it's golden. Just a sample:





(Retard doesn't know that you can just set up an email filter for the word "unsubscribe" that moves all mailing list shit to junk mail. Sounds like a real winner.)

The greatest thing is that it ensures that no one in the industry who sees this is going to touch a MtF "journalist" after seeing meltdowns like this, especially since he specifically links his tantrums to not getting enough worship as a sacred Trans Woman. Even if they have trans diversity quotas to fill, they'll hire some battered FtM to work in an admin role.

I want to hire someone based on how good they are at the job, not how much they’ve suffered. It used to be that we admired people for achieving despite disadvantages, now it seems that we are supposed to admire people purely for being disadvantaged.

Yet another troon double-standard. “All we want to do is exist!” “Give me money for existing!”

This one just looks like a dude, not even a dude dressed up like a woman. I think if you asked other troons if this was a man or woman, most of them would even say man.

Yeah, the long hair, the hoodie, the skinny jeans, even the makeup are ambiguous. I’ve seen plenty of hipsters who presented as male and had all that going on.

 

[Cuckoman]

Behavioral Support Position for at risk youth... so from what I know of children, they're never rude about your apperance or judgemental, especially ones who are "at risk", so this is a great job for him to apply to.

Hold on, checking my notes - that was dogs. Children might rip him apart if not act scared or mistrusting of him outright. Terrible idea.

"At-risk youth" are not children.
"At-risk youth" == teen-age niggers that already have a rap sheet long enough that the juvenile system has given up on them. This is thus the last chance because they are well on their way to adult prison.

Teen-age niggers with a well established rap sheet, yeah I agree with you. His prospects of making friends and a happy work/client relation is unlikely. More likely they will beat up his white ass and steal his wallet.

 

[Geraldine]

... yet another troon double-standard. “All we want to do is exist!” “Give me money for existing!”

Indeed. Of course not exclusively a troon failing.

"At-risk youth" are not children.
...

At the very least, their opening gambit would be to call him a faggot or something similar.
Or more likely an extended rant on the subject.
And this would make him cry.

And he would complain to his boss that the clients insulted him so please make them stop.
Where the typical old school liberal social worker would merely shrug off that sort of thing.

It would not go further than that. He would quit and bitch to Reddit.

But I seriously doubt he will get the job in the first place.
Merely being politically correct is not enough.

This is a "tough love" situation and the authorities know what at risk youth are even if saying it all out loud is prohibited. The best candidate for the job is a clean living African American ex-offender.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

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Behavioral Support Position for at risk youth... so from what I know of children, they're never rude about your apperance or judgemental, especially ones who are "at risk", so this is a great job for him to apply to.

Hold on, checking my notes - that was dogs. Children might rip him apart if not act scared or mistrusting of him outright. Terrible idea.

See to me his interest in “at-risk” youth reads as a man desperately seeking opportunities to groom and predate on young people/kids who lack a sufficient support system to beat back perverts like him. If I were the hiring manager at a youth organization and that guy walked in wearing makeup and a dress, I’d be tempted to call the cops and get him put on a registry (or at least banned from the premises)

 

[Procrastinhater]

The way Troons are always so desperate to get access to children is a major red flag.
These aren't people that care about kids and want them to get the best foot forward in life, these are porn sick perverts who make a gross fetish the keystone of their personalities and put that fetish above every other thing in their lives, including their families, their spouses, and their own children.
If a man will literally have himself castrated to chase a deviant fetish, what do you think he's going to do if he gets access to, and the trust of, other peoples kids?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Even more directly, I think ideologically troons are predisposed to interpret distress in young people a a sign of needing to transition. Projecting your viewpoint and understanding on others is a classic hallmark of many mental illnesses, including schizophrenia. But more than that, the trans movement has as a foundation the assumption that this unspoken unconceived of need is something that exists in people since birth. The cracking eggs thing is such a weird type of discourse to even tolerate in any movement, because it is literally the language of a cult. How can this be something that is so foundational to a person's personality, yet people need to be coached into an understanding of it.

There's also obviously the knock-on effect of recruiting more sympathetic elements into the cause to further push the narrative that transition surgeries must be an inviolable right.

I wouldn't be surprised if this one conceives of his desire to work with youth as helping the "next generation" of trans people, I don't think he would be able to understand that what he is doing is providing kids a warped and incorrect framework to understand the world. But the desire to help seems to be sort of like a social script, a prescribed performative act that many trans people seem to engage in out of, I think, a belief that they are "giving back". I don't think that every trans woman is approaching it the way keffals was, but they're repeating the same meme, so the harm is the same

Saying that young people should not be exposed to the potential social contagion of transition surgery, at least until there is definite guarantees of good outcomes, which there are not, is just good evidence-based policy making.

 

[Geraldine]

... his interest in “at-risk” youth reads as a man desperately seeking opportunities to groom and predate on young people ...

This.
Though he clearly has no idea what he'd be getting into.

The way Troons are always so desperate to get access to children is a major red flag.

... and THIS.

Even more directly, I think ideologically troons are predisposed to interpret distress in young people a a sign of needing to transition ...

... and above all THIS!

Really the rule should be no troon access to children.
Especially their own if they have any.

It's difficult enough keeping the political troon enablers at bay.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"At-risk youth" are not children.
"At-risk youth" == teen-age niggers that already have a rap sheet long enough that the juvenile system has given up on them. This is thus the last chance because they are well on their way to adult prison.

Teen-age niggers with a well established rap sheet, yeah I agree with you. His prospects of making friends and a happy work/client relation is unlikely. More likely they will beat up his white ass and steal his wallet.

I thought it was and I almost want him to get the job JUST so they could call him slurs, but I rather have... most anyone else, really.

 

[Geraldine]

Needs makeup advice to avoid hate crime.
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Wouldn't be worth posting without a selfie.
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[Shig O'nella]

Needs makeup advice to avoid hate crime.
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The troon can chill out about this, I think.

Cis passing is ... a fucking long way off.

(I've had a good dinner and am feeling kind.)

 

[AssignedEva]

The troon can chill out about this, I think.

Cis passing is ... a fucking long way off.

(I've had a good dinner and am feeling kind.)

I think he's asking for makeup tips when he's in "boymode". Things he can do to feel more feminine that other people won't notice, so he just reads as "male" rather than "trans identified male". The makeup equivalent of wearing panties under trousers; that nobody else notices but he knows he's wearing.