David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

I think it's related to being light armor. Cav Scouts are the same. Never met a LAV bubba but they have tires so maybe they're normal.

Nothing much off the top of my head, just the uninteresting doing things they were told specifically not to. They lived on a different deck and we never hung out with them so I mostly have 'I talked to them and they're all pretty dim' evidence, That and being told several hatches leaking and/or the bilge not pumping were 'fine'.

Except one. Tracks might have lived on a different deck, but our berthing shared a head (We're on a ship) with the SNCO berthing. It fucking sucked but was occasionally funny. Well, one night we get our first shore leave after a few months at sea (Thank you, Arab Day of Rage) at the end of the final day we're just hanging out in our civies for a bit, smoking and gazing longingly at land, shit like that. Anyway, scuttlebutt comes down that a Track's SSgt. was drunk beyond belief in the head and the officers weren't back yet to quarantine it. So of course we went to see. Guy was falling over himself tying to piss in the shower. Problem was, he was clad in only an undershirt and was struggling to pull it down. Down? Yes, down. Because he was using a shirt as pants. This pain in every 03s ass motherfucker got so Goddamn pissed, he went back to the ship alone, before the other SNCOs, got completely naked and got in the rack. When he woke up having to piss, instead of finding shorts he grabbed and undershirt and jammed his fuckin legs through the armholes up to his fuckin thigh, cock, balls, taint an asshole presumably flapping the breeze through the neck, and pulled it up around his old man (30 in grunt years is 50 in real life) gut, and waddled his happy ass to the head to fallover himself and try to fish his cock out of an upside down T shirt.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Nothing much off the top of my head, just the uninteresting doing things they were told specifically not to. They lived on a different deck and we never hung out with them so I mostly have 'I talked to them and they're all pretty dim' evidence, That and being told several hatches leaking and/or the bilge not pumping were 'fine'.

Except one. Tracks might have lived on a different deck, but our berthing shared a head (We're on a ship) with the SNCO berthing. It fucking sucked but was occasionally funny. Well, one night we get our first shore leave after a few months at sea (Thank you, Arab Day of Rage) at the end of the final day we're just hanging out in our civies for a bit, smoking and gazing longingly at land, shit like that. Anyway, scuttlebutt comes down that a Track's SSgt. was drunk beyond belief in the head and the officers weren't back yet to quarantine it. So of course we went to see. Guy was falling over himself tying to piss in the shower. Problem was, he was clad in only an undershirt and was struggling to pull it down. Down? Yes, down. Because he was using a shirt as pants. This pain in every 03s ass motherfucker got so Goddamn pissed, he went back to the ship alone, before the other SNCOs, got completely naked and got in the rack. When he woke up having to piss, instead of finding shorts he grabbed and undershirt and jammed his fuckin legs through the armholes up to his fuckin thigh, cock, balls, taint an asshole presumably flapping the breeze through the neck, and pulled it up around his old man (30 in grunt years is 50 in real life) gut, and waddled his happy ass to the head to fallover himself and try to fish his cock out of an upside down T shirt.

I am not going to lie man, that story was funny as shit and I needed that laugh. I'd buy you a beer if I could.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Thermonuclear war between India, Pakistan, and China. Imagine it. Imagine what we could have.

I pray to whatever god is out there to make this a reality, Just Imagine all of the benefits of total Pajeet and Chink death, it would've done not only a great favor to our little blue marble, but also to mankind.

India: they would lose a great number of their population and will finally have a chance to implement actual population control laws, or fuck it we'll just finish the rest of those curry munching, street shitting, cow worshipping filths.
Pakistan: Being a fucking shithole filled with child rapists it is and a hotbed for Islamic Terrorism and pretty much the "go to" place if you're a Muslim looking forward to be radicalized, and total nuclear annihilation seems to be the only logical thing this place deserve.
China: do I even have to say anything about them? also it's funny how (((environmentalist))) and (((Climate activists))) always whine about western companies ruining the environment when the Chinks have done 50x much fucking worse and don't even get me started on the Chinese fishing armadas, yet no outcry for them, no protests in front of the Chinese embassy for that, zero, nada, nothing, if I ever brought any of it up, they'll just gave me tard tier responses like "YoU jUSt ChINeSe PeOPle" or someshit like that. Like I can't be the only guy here who thinks the CCP had tards like Thurnberg on their payroll right?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nothing much off the top of my head, just the uninteresting doing things they were told specifically not to. They lived on a different deck and we never hung out with them so I mostly have 'I talked to them and they're all pretty dim' evidence, That and being told several hatches leaking and/or the bilge not pumping were 'fine'.

Except one. Tracks might have lived on a different deck, but our berthing shared a head (We're on a ship) with the SNCO berthing. It fucking sucked but was occasionally funny. Well, one night we get our first shore leave after a few months at sea (Thank you, Arab Day of Rage) at the end of the final day we're just hanging out in our civies for a bit, smoking and gazing longingly at land, shit like that. Anyway, scuttlebutt comes down that a Track's SSgt. was drunk beyond belief in the head and the officers weren't back yet to quarantine it. So of course we went to see. Guy was falling over himself tying to piss in the shower. Problem was, he was clad in only an undershirt and was struggling to pull it down. Down? Yes, down. Because he was using a shirt as pants. This pain in every 03s ass motherfucker got so Goddamn pissed, he went back to the ship alone, before the other SNCOs, got completely naked and got in the rack. When he woke up having to piss, instead of finding shorts he grabbed and undershirt and jammed his fuckin legs through the armholes up to his fuckin thigh, cock, balls, taint an asshole presumably flapping the breeze through the neck, and pulled it up around his old man (30 in grunt years is 50 in real life) gut, and waddled his happy ass to the head to fallover himself and try to fish his cock out of an upside down T shirt.

Dude my fucking abs hurt from laughing at that.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Nothing much off the top of my head, just the uninteresting doing things they were told specifically not to. They lived on a different deck and we never hung out with them so I mostly have 'I talked to them and they're all pretty dim' evidence, That and being told several hatches leaking and/or the bilge not pumping were 'fine'.

Except one. Tracks might have lived on a different deck, but our berthing shared a head (We're on a ship) with the SNCO berthing. It fucking sucked but was occasionally funny. Well, one night we get our first shore leave after a few months at sea (Thank you, Arab Day of Rage) at the end of the final day we're just hanging out in our civies for a bit, smoking and gazing longingly at land, shit like that. Anyway, scuttlebutt comes down that a Track's SSgt. was drunk beyond belief in the head and the officers weren't back yet to quarantine it. So of course we went to see. Guy was falling over himself tying to piss in the shower. Problem was, he was clad in only an undershirt and was struggling to pull it down. Down? Yes, down. Because he was using a shirt as pants. This pain in every 03s ass motherfucker got so Goddamn pissed, he went back to the ship alone, before the other SNCOs, got completely naked and got in the rack. When he woke up having to piss, instead of finding shorts he grabbed and undershirt and jammed his fuckin legs through the armholes up to his fuckin thigh, cock, balls, taint an asshole presumably flapping the breeze through the neck, and pulled it up around his old man (30 in grunt years is 50 in real life) gut, and waddled his happy ass to the head to fallover himself and try to fish his cock out of an upside down T shirt.

Oo-fuckin-rah, muhreen.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Oo-fuckin-rah, muhreen.

Just another glorious day in our beloved Corps

 

[Montalbane]

T.I.L. that italian naval engineering is something to be proud of
Feels good.

Also more on topic, piggy and his NAFO friends must have something of a Q.R.F. for everytime someone mentions that ukranian S.S. guy
Some dude comes up with some arguments on how the Galicien were crack supersoldiers who were top gentlemen to everyone around them and never committed any warcrimes.
More or less with the same amounts of likes everytime and supporting comments.
Its a weird amalgamation of neo-nazis,neo-liberals and neo-marxists running interference for actual ukranian nazis

And just like neo from matrix they are fake and gay

 

[MyBallsItch]

Also more on topic, piggy and his NAFO friends must have something of a Q.R.F. for everytime someone mentions that ukranian S.S. guy
Some dude comes up with some arguments on how the Galicien were crack supersoldiers who were top gentlemen to everyone around them and never committed any warcrimes.
More or less with the same amounts of likes everytime and supporting comments.
Its a weird amalgamation of neo-nazis,neo-liberals and neo-marxists running interference for actual ukranian nazis

"What? Hasso von Manteuffel didn't commit any warcrimes? Ackchually, he fought beside Peiper so he's guilty as sin and you're perpetuating the Clean Wehrmacht myth (despite Manteuffel's troops having nothing to do with Peiper)"
"What? A Ukrainian joined the SS willingly? Ukrainians were notorious for being the only ones willing to cooperate with that deranged lunatic Dirlewanger? You're just a Russian bot, Ukrainians never commited anything wrong and if they did, the Poles, Jews and anyone and everyone else deserved it."

These are two sets of unironic responses I've seen. With a bit of comedic hyperbole thrown in.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nothing much off the top of my head, just the uninteresting doing things they were told specifically not to. They lived on a different deck and we never hung out with them so I mostly have 'I talked to them and they're all pretty dim' evidence, That and being told several hatches leaking and/or the bilge not pumping were 'fine'.

Except one. Tracks might have lived on a different deck, but our berthing shared a head (We're on a ship) with the SNCO berthing. It fucking sucked but was occasionally funny. Well, one night we get our first shore leave after a few months at sea (Thank you, Arab Day of Rage) at the end of the final day we're just hanging out in our civies for a bit, smoking and gazing longingly at land, shit like that. Anyway, scuttlebutt comes down that a Track's SSgt. was drunk beyond belief in the head and the officers weren't back yet to quarantine it. So of course we went to see. Guy was falling over himself tying to piss in the shower. Problem was, he was clad in only an undershirt and was struggling to pull it down. Down? Yes, down. Because he was using a shirt as pants. This pain in every 03s ass motherfucker got so Goddamn pissed, he went back to the ship alone, before the other SNCOs, got completely naked and got in the rack. When he woke up having to piss, instead of finding shorts he grabbed and undershirt and jammed his fuckin legs through the armholes up to his fuckin thigh, cock, balls, taint an asshole presumably flapping the breeze through the neck, and pulled it up around his old man (30 in grunt years is 50 in real life) gut, and waddled his happy ass to the head to fallover himself and try to fish his cock out of an upside down T shirt.

Top kek. I'm glad to know our active duty marines are packing extra armor around their midsection lmao.

T.I.L. that italian naval engineering is something to be proud of
Feels good.

Italians have always had pretty good ships even going back to ww1. The FREMM frigate program has been a absolute success, the US is just being slow and a bit retarded with it.

 

[Montalbane]

"What? Hasso von Manteuffel didn't commit any warcrimes? Ackchually, he fought beside Peiper so he's guilty as sin and you're perpetuating the Clean Wehrmacht myth (despite Manteuffel's troops having nothing to do with Peiper)"
"What? A Ukrainian joined the SS willingly? Ukrainians were notorious for being the only ones willing to cooperate with that deranged lunatic Dirlewanger? You're just a Russian bot, Ukrainians never commited anything wrong and if they did, the Poles, Jews and anyone and everyone else deserved it."

These are two sets of unironic responses I've seen. With a bit of comedic hyperbole thrown in.

Yeah pretty much DARVO all the way.
Its wild how inconsistent these people are.
I would get an headache if I was them.

 

[Foltest]

This is why the Pig need to put out a new video.

 

[The Grognard]

Some dude comes up with some arguments on how the Galicien were crack supersoldiers who were top gentlemen to everyone around them and never committed any warcrimes.

Meanwhile in the real world, the 14th SS Gallicia Division was only matched by Dirlewanger's unit in warcrimes in anti-partisan duty and the one time they got into a real fight in 1944, they got encircled and only like a third of the unit managed to not get mulched by the Red Army.

 

[Sog Dog]

"What? Hasso von Manteuffel didn't commit any warcrimes? Ackchually, he fought beside Peiper so he's guilty as sin and you're perpetuating the Clean Wehrmacht myth (despite Manteuffel's troops having nothing to do with Peiper)"
"What? A Ukrainian joined the SS willingly? Ukrainians were notorious for being the only ones willing to cooperate with that deranged lunatic Dirlewanger? You're just a Russian bot, Ukrainians never commited anything wrong and if they did, the Poles, Jews and anyone and everyone else deserved it."

These are two sets of unironic responses I've seen. With a bit of comedic hyperbole thrown in.

The bizarre thing to me is why do we need to try and paint Ukraine as the innocent, infallible paragon of moral virtue in all of this? Who gives a fuck about Ukraine, 15 years of vatniks shitting up every milsperg board on the Internet is more than sufficient justification for TZD. IMHO war between Russia and Ukraine is like war between China and India: no matter who loses, the rest of the world wins.

 

[MyBallsItch]

This is why the Pig need to put out a new video.

The cows must be milked, the sperging urges must be sated.
If not from Piggy's content (because he's a lazy lardass), then from anything corollary to it.

His last twitter post was 3 days ago, so I looked up Animarchy, maybe he had something to say. And he did.

Yes, Ani, the United States (which you desperately try to act like a citizen of) teaches primary school children to rely on sources and take them at face value because it is fascist and wants people to be dumb.

Spoiler

By the way, this Fredda guy will most likely become a candidate for a thread. Prime Cow material, the passive-aggressive finger wagging and his attack on TIK which can be summed up as "nuh-uh" (stating verbatim that TIK wanted to paint National Socialism as Marxist Socialism, when TIK made it very clear in all his videos that they were different branches) due to his inherent bias marking him as a typical smug Scandinavian socialist scumbag.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The cows must be milked, the sperging urges must be sated.
If not from Piggy's content (because he's a lazy lardass), then from anything corollary to it.

His last twitter post was 3 days ago, so I looked up Animarchy, maybe he had something to say. And he did.

Yes, Ani, the United States (which you desperately try to act like a citizen of) teaches primary school children to rely on sources and take them at face value because it is fascist and wants people to be dumb.

Spoiler

By the way, this Fredda guy will most likely become a candidate for a thread. Prime Cow material, the passive-aggressive finger wagging and his attack on TIK which can be summed up as "nuh-uh" (stating verbatim that TIK wanted to paint National Socialism as Marxist Socialism, when TIK made it very clear in all his videos that they were different branches) due to his inherent bias marking him as a typical smug Scandinavian socialist scumbag.

Literally, unironically going "that's not real socialism.". Lmao. The US school system, fascist??? How?

 

[The Grognard]

The bizarre thing to me is why do we need to try and paint Ukraine as the innocent, infallible paragon of moral virtue in all of this? Who gives a fuck about Ukraine, 15 years of vatniks shitting up every milsperg board on the Internet is more than sufficient justification for TZD. IMHO war between Russia and Ukraine is like war between China and India: no matter who loses, the rest of the world wins.

They get that PR treatment because that's how every previous American proxy war has gone. See also: Afganistan in the 1980s, South Vietnamese in the 1960s, Israel from 1948 to today, every Color Revolution ever.

 

[MyBallsItch]

Literally, unironically going "that's not real socialism.". Lmao. The US school system, fascist??? How?

Now, to be fair to the guy, he didn't outright say it was fascist, but the argument that was just made above his reply would imply that we should indeed see the intent behind his words and understand that he's implying that the US is fascist.

As the old Hungarian saying goes, this guy's self-awareness is beneath the frog's ass.

 

[Foltest]

The cows must be milked, the sperging urges must be sated.
If not from Piggy's content (because he's a lazy lardass), then from anything corollary to it.

His last twitter post was 3 days ago, so I looked up Animarchy, maybe he had something to say. And he did.

Yes, Ani, the United States (which you desperately try to act like a citizen of) teaches primary school children to rely on sources and take them at face value because it is fascist and wants people to be dumb.

Spoiler

By the way, this Fredda guy will most likely become a candidate for a thread. Prime Cow material, the passive-aggressive finger wagging and his attack on TIK which can be summed up as "nuh-uh" (stating verbatim that TIK wanted to paint National Socialism as Marxist Socialism, when TIK made it very clear in all his videos that they were different branches) due to his inherent bias marking him as a typical smug Scandinavian socialist scumbag.

Fredda is the personality.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Now, to be fair to the guy, he didn't outright say it was fascist, but the argument that was just made above his reply would imply that we should indeed see the intent behind his words and understand that he's implying that the US is fascist.

As the old Hungarian saying goes, this guy's self-awareness is beneath the frog's ass.

Well he might as well had. Animarchy all but said it. Remember he thinks US democrats are "moderates". So by default, America IS fascist.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

By the way, this Fredda guy will most likely become a candidate for a thread. Prime Cow material, the passive-aggressive finger wagging and his attack on TIK which can be summed up as "nuh-uh" (stating verbatim that TIK wanted to paint National Socialism as Marxist Socialism, when TIK made it very clear in all his videos that they were different branches) due to his inherent bias marking him as a typical smug Scandinavian socialist scumbag.

I remember talking about his drama with Pax Tube and his Crusades video on the HistoryTube thread a while back and how he acted very unprofessionally by calling Pax an "incel" about 3 minutes into the video and conveniently leaving out parts of his sources that contradicted his views and arguments.

Well he might as well had. Animarchy all but said it. Remember he thinks US democrats are "moderates". So by default, America IS fascist.

America is as fascist in reality as it is communist, both are false and only apply if you're terminally online no matter if you're left and right wing.