Paper Mario Series

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Which Paper Mario Game is your Favorite?

  • Paper Mario

    Votes: 165 23.0%
  • Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

    Votes: 345 48.1%
  • Super Paper Mario

    Votes: 121 16.9%
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

    Votes: 19 2.6%
  • Paper Mario Color Splash

    Votes: 9 1.3%
  • They're all good imo

    Votes: 59 8.2%

  • Total voters
    718
If they faithfully adapt the Japanese script the troons would just get triggered over Vivian's sisters misgendering her
You'd think they'd realize that Beldam is supposed to be a villain but I could see them throwing a fit regardless of who's misgendering her.
It's a shame that Vivian is bringing this shitty drama with her because she was always my favorite next to Bobbery and she was always a true and honest girl (female) to me (:_(
 
You'd think they'd realize that Beldam is supposed to be a villain but I could see them throwing a fit regardless of who's misgendering her.
It’s a bizarre trend where no one in fiction is allowed to be sexist for any reason under any context ever. Sokka from Avatar can’t be sexist in the remake even though his sexism was the main character flaw that led him to learn humility and grow as both a person and a warrior through competent female warriors training him. Villains are allowed to physically attack, inflict pain, kill, deceive, manipulate, do all kinds of bad things. But God forbid they say anything politically incorrect, even though they’re villains and it would be a golden opportunity for the writer to tell the audience “See this? The villain is saying a bad thing, don’t say bad things or you’ll be like the villain”.
It's a shame that Vivian is bringing this shitty drama with her because she was always my favorite next to Bobbery and she was always a true and honest girl (female) to me (:_(
You can’t even saying “Vivian is a girl” anymore because even that basic sentiment is split between “Vivian is a girl because there’s nothing in the US version that implies otherwise” and “Vivian is a girl because trans women are HECKIN’ VALID AND WHOLESOME”.
 
Translation aside, that ground graphic/texture in the new version is fucking ugly. Why is it so fucking shiny and reflective???
Cuz they ended up bringing back the whole "EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF PAPER" gimmick. Its not as bad as previous games, but it makes it look less than an actual living world you're inmersed in, and more like some model you'd make for middle school or something
 
Besides script changes, are there any major gameplay overhauls that make it worth it over the original? That's what i'm most concerned about
A simple badge to dash like in the original paper mario 64 to make backtracking and what not less annoying would be a godsend and a welcomed feature
 
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Besides script changes, are there any major gameplay overhauls that make it worth it over the original? That's what i'm most concerned about
You can switch between partners using a Partner Ring instead of having to go through menus, apparently. The shortcut pipes are also clearly numbered and accessible through Rougeport directly instead of going through the sewers. Also a glorified battle tutorial through Rogueport's new Battle Master.
 
Besides script changes, are there any major gameplay overhauls that make it worth it over the original? That's what i'm most concerned about
A simple badge to dash like in the original paper mario 64 to make backtracking and what not less annoying would be a godsend and a welcomed feature
A bunch of little things. Fast travel is streamlined with an easily-accessible hub area with pipes leading to all the major locations, you can quickly swap partners, there’s a dojo where you can practice moves, that sort of thing. You can also unlock a bunch of concept art and there’s a sound test in the pause menu.

But speaking of music, that got an overhaul beyond remixes. There are some completely new songs that don’t replace the old ones (like Goombella having her own theme), each area has its own battle theme, you can toggle the original Gamecube music, etc.
 
MeToo Movement and it's consequences have been a disaster for writing. Seriously, it's one thing to makes a joke about sexual harrasment in a fictional work and another in real life. I'll still buy the game but man, what a bunch of pussies writers are nowadays.
It's not just #MeToo (Infact I'd argue they're completely innocent when the group is led by feminists and feminists don't tend to like troons) SJWism in general and the bullshit it brings destroys stories and art. There's plenty proof of it by now.

Worst of all we all believed Japan would be spared from the bullshit.*sigh*
 
Everything in the new video looks great. I like it all.

And I know there's a badge to restore the original music which only costs a single coin. BUT. They changed the music. This is like when they remade Myst and instead of cool live-action people, there are jank-ass 3D models instead. But. There's a badge to restore the music which only costs a single coin. Phew!
 
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Everything in the new video looks great. I like it all.

And I know there's a badge to restore the original music which only costs a single coin. BUT. They changed the music. This is like when they remade Myst and instead of cool live-action people, there are jank-ass 3D models instead. But. There's a badge to restore the music which only costs a single coin. Phew!
What an odd thing to complain about.
 
I remember watching someone play TTYD recently and when the goombas flirted with Goombella in the sewers I was immediately like, "No way in fuck that's staying in the remake lol". Knew it.

This seems like an incredibly pointless remake. The original still looks great and runs great on Dolphin, and even has various mods to make it harder or look better, or even turn it into an infinite-looping roguelite. Paying $60 for an HD texture pack with a worse script is peak Nintendrone, and I say this as somebody who owns a WiiU.
 
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Paying $60 for an HD texture pack
Man, if fucking only it was just a texture pack. I genuinely have to wonder what retard thought every single fucking floor needed to be reflective. Why the fuck are the grassy fields reflective? Why the fuck is the wooden stage reflective? Also, the "voice" of Goombella (and most of the characters) is genuinely fucking awful and grating; I can not even imagine having to listen to it for hours on end.
Seems kind of arbitrary, but Three Shadows/Shadow Trio's closer to the original JP term/other languages.
I don't care how "accurate" it is, calling it "The Three Shadows" is lame as fuck. For fuck sakes, the original Japanese name for the game is "Mario Story 2" and I don't see anyone lining up to slap that on the cover.
 
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Cuz they ended up bringing back the whole "EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF PAPER" gimmick. Its not as bad as previous games, but it makes it look less than an actual living world you're inmersed in, and more like some model you'd make for middle school or something
A middle schooler would unironically do a better job than what Nintendo did here.

They could have done something creative with the ground and have it look like those velvet coloring sheets you can find in art stores
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It makes no sense whatsoever to have a GRASSY/WOODSY/PLANT-LIKE area to have ground that looks like it's made out of glass
 
Of all the things they could've censored I wish they chopped off Flurrie's boobs, I've always hated her so much. Punio should've been the chapter's party member instead
 
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