Science Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist


By Ben Cost
Published April 25, 2024, 7:15 p.m. ET


Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

Experts say the daily shower has no proven health benefit, dismissing the dousing as a socially-accepted practice geared toward staving off accusations of funkiness — as A-listers like Jake Gyllenhaal to Mila Kunis admit they’ve been saying no to the nozzle.

“Why are we washing? Mostly because we’re afraid somebody else will tell us that we’re smelling,” environmentalist Donnachadh McCarthy told the BBC.

The “Prostitute State” author only hoses off once per month to help the environment — a lifestyle choice inspired by spending two weeks in the Amazon with the indigenous Yanomami people, he said.

Every other morning, McCarthy told a reporter, he opts instead for a wash at the sink, using a cloth to give his body a good scrub.

And while abstaining from daily showers might seem like antisocial behavior, medical experts are inclined to lean toward agreeing with earthy types like McCarthy, saying that the modern obsession with cleanliness can actually be hazardous to one’s health.

Manhattan dermatologist Dr. Julie Russak previously told The Post that prolonged and daily showers could strip away the “skin’s microbiome,” which plays a role in protecting the skin and is “also extremely important in overall health of the body.”

Chemist David Whitlock was so adamant about preserving this dermal barrier that the bathing abstainer didn’t shower for 12 years, instead opting to spray himself with good bacteria.

When asked about addressing critics, he told Vice: “Tell anyone who mocks you that they are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome, and then walk away.”

The anti-splash backlash comes as people are actually showering more than ever before.

In 2021, researchers at Harvard Health found that 66% of Americans shower every day, while a 2005 report claims that it is common for Brits to shower once or twice per day.

“We wash our bodies so much more than we did in the past,” Dale Southerton, Professor of Sociology of Consumption at the University of Bristol, who co-authored the report, told the Beeb.

“The change has mostly come about over the past 100 years, and it was not planned. In fact, it seems to have happened almost by accident.”

Experts have chalked up this phenomenon to the increasing prevalence of showers, which became common in US homes circa the 1920s — and in their across the pond counterparts in the 1950s.

“If you go 100 years back, we didn’t shower every day, because the shower was not a normal thing to have,” Professor Kristen Gram-Hanssen from the Department of the Build Environment of Aalborg University in Denmark declared.

“We don’t shower because of health. We shower because it’s a normal thing to do.”

Throw in the societal stigma of not showering, and it’s no secret people are irrigating their epidermises on the reg.

Sally Bloomfield, honorary professor at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine claimed that people shower every day because it’s “socially acceptable.”

So how much should you really shower? That depends.

“There is no one-size-fits-all approach when it comes to washing skin and hair,” Seattle dermatologist Joyce Park told The New York Times in a 2023 report.

“The ideal frequency depends on your skin and hair type, how much you sweat and how dirty you get.”

Experts advise people who have drier skin — or suffer from conditions such as eczema — to take shorter, less frequent showers, as this can damage their aforementioned skin microbiome.

If one does feel the need to shower daily — after work or a workout — they should focus “only in the areas that have higher concentrations of sweat accumulation,” Dr. Russak explained.
 
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It's really not necessary to shower every day for most people. It's not good for your skin just like washing your hair every day is not good for your hair. I take a good soaking, scrubbing bath (hate showers) three or four times a week (and rinse well with the handheld shower head) and wash my hair every three days. If you're not a very physically active person there's really no need, and dry skin sucks ass.

If your hair is oily the day after washing you just need to distribute the oils with a good natural bristle brush. The less you wash the less oils you'll produce on your head; you're stripping the natural moisture from the scalp and the oil is your body's way of compensating. Knock it off and your hair will be in way better condition.

That being said if you work out or do other activities that make you sweat or stink, for the love of God get some soap on you.
 
I feel by the end of the decade we’ll be seeing articles that state “Actually, the science says you’re better off not having heat in your home and running water and eating food every day.”
Indoor plumbing is another example of colonization and white supremacy, experts say

Keeping your home's temperature warmer than 55 and colder than 80 will soon be banned...and that's a good thing
 
So basically every human being who isn't melted into their couch.

Edit: The couch melts stink, too. But they can't shower because they're sessile. Maybe they should be hosed down every day to remove sweat and bits of food.
Yeah, because people either are gymrats or obese hamplanets who sit AROUND the house (get it? haha).

No one just kinda hangs out at home puttering around and doing low-exertion activities after commuting to work in their vehicle and sitting at their desk.
 
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