Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
I can't imagine the sponsorships will last if her health keeps declining. She used to be fairly photogenic, but the fat has consumed and warped her face and body to the point of being grotesque. I'm not even sure she's capable of making herself presentable anymore.
Yeah, her decline over just the last four years alone is pretty shocking when you compare before and after pics. That's not natural aging; natural aging doesn't hit you that fast and that hard. It's the consequences of treating her body like a garbage heap. And she looks worse now than she did even six months ago.

Then again, consider the deathfats who make up her core audience—who are clearly not the size 14-20 fatties she so bitchily says are "everywhere." We're talking about women who, like Corissa, can't reach their own asses to wipe, have health that is falling apart just like hers, and have various mental problems that they either deny outright or have absorbed into their identities. They've got an investment in normalizing being fat, sick, and not being able to manage basic tasks.

So you can bet they all live pretty much as Corissa does, if not worse, and exert as little effort into meeting their obligations to others as Corissa does. In fact, despite her obviously declining health, trashed looks, inability to wipe her own ass, and chronically messy, dirty house, Corissa is probably still aspirational as far as most of them are concerned.

A long time ago, back just before the Nader era, somebody on Chantal's thread dug into who her most loyal supporters were—the kinds of people who thought this disgusting, filthy, lying deathpig was a wonderful, charming person worthy of their support, admiration, and affection. Every fucking one of the women were just the saddest specimens of humanity you could find. Fat, sick, friendless, low-wage, low IQ, with various physical and mental disabilities, and so lonely, even a parasocial, transactional relationship with Chantal seemed like a light in the dark. Chantal's horrible, and the people who cling to her as an inspiring, sympathetic figure are just broken.

So I see a variation on that here. Corissa can get away with posing in sponsors' clothes while looking smelly, greasy, and unwashed, sometimes not even bothering to get fully dressed, in her filthy, chaotic house, and the kinds of women who admire her will see nothing wrong with it because they aren't even managing to do that well.

The people who latch onto influencers and find them inspiring are never people who are doing as well as that influencer in their own lives, much less better. Influencers are inherently aspirational—they're doing/consooming all the things their followers wish they could do/consoom themselves. So look at Corissa, as she is, and how she presents herself, and know that no matter how gross and pathetic she has become, the people who see her as inspiring are even worse.
 
What a cunt. Since that response was so measured and not utterly unhinged in any way, I want Corissa to tell me where all of the size 00 "girls" who just want cool stuff to wear are.

She has built an entire goddamn brand around the idea that *~*aLL BoDiEz R GoOd BoDiEz*~*. According to Corissa and Julianna, apparel brands that choose to offer their pieces in anything less than infinitely inclusive sizing are contributing to systemic oppression of people who "live in bigger bodies". It's a human right to own piles and piles of synthetic knit, single use garbage! So, what about the skinny bitches? Don't they deserve the finest sweatshop-crafted wardrobe, too?

Oh, and don't forget, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and peak oil and WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BROWN FOLX, but it's literal genocide to charge a couple dollars extra for fast fashion tarps, which by their very nature require more (petroleum based) material to produce.

Wow that "fit liberty" crap is horrifying. Honestly, I guess it would be nice if one was rapidly losing weight due to a new dedication to a healthy lifestyle. But, yeah. You know that's not the case here.

"Bodies just grow and change. If you're not intentionally losing weight (because you're a fucking nazi), or at your set point, you are still growing! 🤗 Have some bigger pants!"
I'm curious if they'd honor the deal for a customer who lost weight and wanted to exchange for a smaller size. It always intrigues me when these women talk about "outgrowing" and replacing their clothes regularly, as though they're children and it's a normal expectation. Jude Valentin is another one who mentions it sometimes. It's yet another example of their warped thinking.
 
Wow that "fit liberty" crap is horrifying. Honestly, I guess it would be nice if one was rapidly losing weight due to a new dedication to a healthy lifestyle. But, yeah. You know that's not the case here.
It's kind of a genius move, because it encourages fatties to buy the clothes they want now, safe in the assurance that they will later be able to continue wearing the same garment, in a bigger size, at no apparent cost to them.

But to eventually return an already-worn garment for a larger size—as long as it's within a year—forces a deathfat to confront the fact that she is, in fact, getting fatter, and that is an incredibly hard bit of reality for them to face. They'd have to pack that size 26 garment up, mail it in, and tell the company that it no longer fits and they need to exchange it for a 28 or 30. Most deathfats, who are not completely immersed in insane activist thinking, are going to have just enough shame to find that a painful and humiliating experience, and not do it.

So only a tiny percentage of the eligible garments Universal Standard sells will ever be returned under the "fit liberty" offer. This is a company that can sell a sundress in a size 28 for $15 (which Corissa thinks is a good thing) and still make money off it, so sending out the occasional freebie to a fatty willing to admit she's outfatted a fairly recent purchase isn't going to hurt their bottom line at all.
 
Now, I know Chantal was already very bald and using a massive amount of hair fibers for this:
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but how does Corissa have an even box-ier hairline than Chantal did after Nader threaded her widow's peak off?
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I'm not the only one who sees that, right?
 
This is the defeatest rhetoric that horrifies me. "You're gonna fail and get fatter anyway, but it's OK! They'll upsize you for free! Go on and embrace your addiction changing body!"
It would be funny to ask "hey, I've lost two sizes, can I also downsize for free?"

Watch the seething and bitching about "thin privilege", even if it's because you're on chemo.
 


I am sorry, but why is that dress so damn expensive? It's made from plastic. Is this shit some scam á la Ocean's Apart? Even for a bigger size it should not be that expensive.
Deathfats must all be incredibly rich to be able to afford this type of clothing PLUS all the food they eat. Oppressed, my ass.
 
I skipped through that vlog. What a boring, stupid gross life. She's out of breath and sweating with every activity.

The last several minutes is a long rant about how she hates vlogging and is bad at it, she has ADHD and it's hard. She rambles about this as she shittily cuts up/hacks away at bacon and brussel sprouts, sitting down of course. She never shows the rest of recipe, then edits in an ending declaring that she didn't finish the vlog. So... Bye.

This is the type of shit she needs "an office" (studio apartment) for? You Know she has sex with her gross fat (but not as far as J) friends in that bed. But I also believe it's for laying down to read/nap in the middle of her "work day," as she claims.

She shows herself recording while driving, not wearing a seatbelt "Don't @ me, I'm on a country road going 16 mph," although she's clearly going faster. I guess it's totally worth it for this story- J often gets mistaken for a Walmart greeter. She thinks it's funny in a self-deprecating way. I think it's funny because it suggests she spends most of her time in the store beached by the door waiting for Corissa to finish up.
 
Girlfriend Collective Blood Orange Tommy Dress $88
Why/HOW is that dress fucking $88? It looks like something you get from Walmart that is so high in polyester it sticks to you with static.

Total PL but I have an irrational fear that I'm actually a deathfat and my whole family has simply been replacing all my clothes and furniture with the exact same style except in larger sizes for my entire life to spare my feelings so needless to say that whole fucking "change sizes within a year" thing made my blood run cold. (Thats how theyre doing it! I've finally figured it out!) Cute pants though, honestly.

Corissa actually has a coherent style, unlike Anna. A completely outdated and overdone style but a style nonetheless and I can at least kind of appreciate that. Although she has long since surpassed the place where the twee/cottagecore/2010s Wes Anderson/Madewell aesthetic stops being cute. And I mean age as well as size.

All the crunchy hipsters have moved on to baggy jeans and cowboy boots Corissa, get with the times.
 
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