Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[Trombonista]

She finally has two normal children to care for simultaneously, neither of whim she has managed to brain damage into silence yet.

Atlas seems like he's been chill af from the start. Between one chill baby who was a good sleeper and one brain damaged potato she starved almost to death until it stopped moving, Robyn was lulled into thinking she had this mama shit on lock.

That is when the fates, determined to continue the human population, send you a little deamon babby who hates: sleeping, baths, being held, not being held, eating, not eating, being changed, and literally everything else.

Maybe he's just causing her trouble because she named him Oaken. I'm not sure if it's better or worse than naming him Ouken.

 

[Fire Marshal Bill]

I'm not sure if it's better or worse than naming him Ouken.

Probably better since I imagine most people wouldn't have trouble pronouncing Oaken, but Ouken might throw people off.

 

[Barbarella]

Having had two boys, and pretty much everybody in my family having two boys, it’s very normal that the older doesn’t like brother. We’ve had them ten years apart to 15 months apart and in between, and it seems to hold true. The little brother isn’t the friend they were promised or imagined: they are loud, boring, noisy things that take up all parents time.

Little girls seem different -for the most part- they like babies and are motherly. They get jealous too but it’s also more fun to have a baby.

Not to be unwoke, of course there are variations in human experience and children, but that is mine. In a few weeks Atlas will accept the baby and they’ll get that picture I’m sure Robyn has been waiting for: Atlas holding Woody and being fully awake.

And in a couple years she’ll have two very busy boys who will live in the garage with Glenn. She ignore them until they are good looking teens who will probably be fit! Oaken will need muscles to punch people who laugh at his name.

 

[Ms. Marple]

And in a couple years she’ll have two very busy boys who will live in the garage with Glenn. She ignore them until they are good looking teens who will probably be fit! Oaken will need muscles to punch people who laugh at his name.

Considering Luna will probably live for the next several years, this is a very likely dynamic. Luna is Robyn's golden child aka Yukon gold potato. She will always come first and her "needs" will be prioritized over the boys' needs. This might sound sad and unfair but I think those two are better off being close to gymbrah than be enmeshed in Robyn's mental illness.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Robyn IG:

Spoiler: Healy Shill

Glenn IG:

 

[often puzzled]

Gee, when friends tell me they're having a bad day at work, I just say I'm around to listen or send them funny memes. Guess I've been doing this all wrong.

Atlas didn't like the dog when they first got him-- remember how he'd withdraw every time the dog made contact with him? He probably just needs time to adjust to a new household member. Woody is effectively his first true sibling; Luna is a sister in name only. He's tried to interact with her on video many times-- walking alongside her and trying to help with her stepping, putting toys on her-- so the brotherly instinct is definitely there. He just hasn't yet had the opportunity to interact with a sibling who can reciprocate.

He's so freaking adorable in the bunk bed video. No deep insight to share with that: he's just a total cutie.

 

[multiverse]

Idk, I think it can be normal. It's only been a week or so. I mean, Woody might look a teeny bit downsy, but he could just be squished/puffy from the birth still. I really do hope he okay and lives a good healthy life- but I also really dont want other women to be persuaded that hospitals are evil...and that because Robyn had 2/3 healthy kids at home that the odds are good for them.

Just for fun, here is an ear comparison from a Downs baby. I doubt he has it but he is oddly puffy, so I could see it. Who knows.

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(Down's Syndrome Baby on left, healthy on right)

Well, here's Oakey's ear. What do we think?

 

[inquizadoor]

Well, here's Oakey's ear. What do we think?
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could be nothing, if its constricted ears thats fairly common (more than tongue ties even, I believe) and they CAN be 'fixed' with ear molding but usually most people dont bother and they just sort of grow into a normal shape. the recessed jaw is also pretty normal.

(he does have a very squishy face. tbh he looks more asian than hispanic to me)

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Fire Marshal Bill]

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Luna will be running around in no time with physical therapy that powerful. Doesn't really fix the brain damage but what can you do, she's certainly not a brain surgeon.

 

[Andoxico]

Well, here's Oakey's ear. What do we think?
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I know I'm beating a dead horse but I'm really worried about his eyes. It would be fucking tragic if he has some infection that goes untreated and makes him blind or some shit. Otherwise perfectly healthy, just permanently disabled because some arrogant woo woo retard thinks she knows more than modern medicine.

 

[Goatchoker]

I know I'm beating a dead horse but I'm really worried about his eyes. It would be fucking tragic if he has some infection that goes untreated and makes him blind or some shit. Otherwise perfectly healthy, just permanently disabled because some arrogant woo woo retard thinks she knows more than modern medicine.

His eyes look SO PUFFY to me. It’s odd.

What if we don’t have a “birth story!!” Because it wasn’t as easy as she thought and/or thoughts of luna ran through her head if the labor stalled at all.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Here's some info about newborn Conjunctivitis I found online. It's one of a few eye issues that can occur after birth, and causes puffiness exceeding the usual newborn eyelid edema.


"Conjunctivitis
Some babies under four weeks old can develop conjunctivitis of the new born, also called ophthalmia neonatorum, where the infection can occur either during delivery or after birth. There are many causes for the infection but some can cause serious damage to the eye. If your baby has swollen eyelids, redness of the eyes, and a lot of sticky discharge or persistent infection, they should be seen as soon as possible in the hospital for treatment."

I'm not saying he has it, I'm not saying the Globyns are filth monsters who infected a newborn in their gross bathroom, but it's interesting that the woo Mom I know has issues with all her kids (and herself) constantly getting pink eye. My guess is it's because she cleans with essential oils instead of actual cleaning products. Sure hope that's not what's happening here.

 

[inquizadoor]

Sometimes the eyes take awhile to stop being puffy. I was thinking 'strep b?' for a minute bc it's not like robyn would've gotten tested for that or put any of the ointment on his eyes when he was born like they do in the hospital. but after this many days he would probably have had other symptoms. Since they don't look like they're red or draining it's probably just the regular swelling. Unless instead of standard ointment she put some woo shit in his eyes?

I've also read that the puffy-ness can happen if babies sleep on their face a lot? and it seem like she probably holds him to her chest to sleep so

 

[Android raptor]

Having had two boys, and pretty much everybody in my family having two boys, it’s very normal that the older doesn’t like brother. We’ve had them ten years apart to 15 months apart and in between, and it seems to hold true. The little brother isn’t the friend they were promised or imagined: they are loud, boring, noisy things that take up all parents time.

Little girls seem different -for the most part- they like babies and are motherly. They get jealous too but it’s also more fun to have a baby.

Damn I must need to chop my tits off and start T then because me and my sister violently hated each other until we were adults.

Best case scenario Atlas and Tree learn to get along by being ignored in the gym together, worst case they'll continue to be at each other's throats thanks to narc parent triangulation (especially if Robyn ends up scapegoating one of them).

 

[Randomrando]

Damn I must need to chop my tits off and start T then

If you need a new name I hear Oaken is super hot right now

 

[Imp]

I thought in the US the after birth eye ointment was (used to be?) for preventing eye herpes in case the mom didn't know or didn't admit to having genital herpes. My redhead newborn's eyes were glued shut for a few days after coming home. I'm only a few minutes from leaving so I can't look it up now but I think eye herpes can cause blindness.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Press X to doubt.

Many of us have suspected that Robyn is not the epic milk producing mama she imagines herself to be. And this photo gives us a big clue to the fact that this is all a big facade.

Notice how each cup (one per each breast) is filled with the EXACT same level of milk. This is NOT what normally happens.

Breast feeding/pumping moms always have something called a "slacker boob". One breast simply will not produce the exact same about of milk as the other, and sometimes the slacker boob will actually switch sides. You will never, ever have exactly the same amount of milk. The difference can be half an ounce, or it might be 3 ounces, but the same? Thats a huge nope.

Secondly, Robyn, we can see the big milk jug behind your pumps that you used to pour milk in to your pumps for the photo op.

And no Robyn, you can't claim that you are using an empty milk jug to pour your own milk into because that wouldn't be crunchy enough for you (you would use a glass jug) or you would also use the freezable bags/bottles that often comes in those breast pump kits.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Press X to doubt.

Many of us have suspected that Robyn is not the epic milk producing mama she imagines herself to be. And this photo gives us a big clue to the fact that this is all a big facade.

Notice how each cup (one per each breast) is filled with the EXACT same level of milk. This is NOT what normally happens.

Breast feeding/Pumping moms alwyas have something called a "slacker boob". One breast simply will not produce the exact same about of milk as the other, and sometimes the slacker boob will actually switch sides. You will never, ever have exactly the same amount of milk. The difference can be half an ounce, or it might be 3 ounces, but the same? Thats a huge nope.

Secondly, Robyn, we can see the big milk jug behind your pumps that you used to pour milk in to your pumps for the photo op.

And no Robyn, you cant claim that you are using an empty milk jug to pour your own milk into because that wouldn't be crunchy enough for you (you would use a glass jug) or you would also use the freezable bags/bottles that often comes in those breast pump kits.

"Slacker" is going to be the new name for my smaller tit

 

[sorrycharlie]

Secondly, Robyn, we can see the big milk jug behind your pumps that you used to pour milk in to your pumps for the photo op.

Wow, I didn’t even notice that. I know the hue of breastmilk changes throughout the day and even during the same pumping session, varying from golden yellow to almost bluish, but it’s the exact perfect white of the (cow’s?) milk in the background. Pretty sus.