"Annoyed by the noise, pollution, ecological devastation, and imbalance that automobiles are doing to the Earth, Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, emerges from the depths of the ocean to deal with these "pests" once and for all! Upon landing on the shores of cities that have been infested with automobiles, Godzilla, determined to eradicate these pests, picks up these tin cans one by one and swallows them whole, sending these metal death machines down his throat and into his stomach where they will no longer hurt anyone or harm the environment anymore.
"Some of these cars were relatively easy to swallow, others not so much. Any automobile larger than what the humans call a Fiat 500L proves somewhat difficult for the King of the Monsters to swallow. But with enough effort and determination, Godzilla swallowed even the largest, oversized pickup truck whole, removing the metal menace from the streets.
"While most humans made the rational choice to abandon their cars upon sighting Godzilla—because of self-imposed traffic jams as cars are the least efficient mode of transportation—others stubbornly stuck to their cars, determined to go down with their car even if it meant getting eaten by Godzilla. And got eaten they did.
"For these souls who have been experiencing Stockholm Syndrome from their automobile, their journey inside Godzilla was surreal. They and their cars slid down Godzilla's throat, getting covered in slick saliva before entering the kaiju's vast belly, landing upon a pile of automobiles.
"Hundreds of automobiles lay within Godzilla's enormous belly, with most being relatively intact with their occupants alive and well. However, some still refuse to vacate their cars, believing in the false notions that cars equal safety and protection.
"From the outside, Godzilla continues with his raid, purging the cars from the city one by one. The media and government officials advise citizens to abandon their cars unless they want to get eaten by the King of the Monsters.
"People on the outside feared the worst—imagining the horrific experiences that people who were swallowed whole along with their cars by Godzilla must be going through. Thinking about how they were being slowly melted down and digested alive by the King of the Monsters.
"Luckily, that wasn't the case, for Godzilla was after the cars who brought imbalance to the world, not the lost, misguided souls who had been brainwashed by them.
"Thankfully for these lost souls, Titanus Gojira lacks a functional digestive system for he has evolved past consuming organic material as he absorbs radiation from the surrounding environment. Rather, Godzilla's stomach is nothing more than a large, organic chamber filled to the brim with automobiles.
"Some people who had been swallowed by Godzilla eventually vacated their cars, climbing out from the sea of cars that littered Godzilla's insides. Only upon witnessing how cars litter the large space which is Godzilla's stomach did they realize how cars litter the landscape they love. Littering cities, national parks, recreational centers, everything!
"Eventually, the former car owners gathered in a section of Godzilla's stomach that's free from cars, realizing how much space cars take up compared to themselves.
"While nobody knew how long they would be imprisoned in Godzilla's stomach, by climbing out of their metal shell and talking to each other face to face, they realized that their prison was not Godzilla's body, but their cars.
"Cars have sentenced them to solitary confinement, striping them of interpersonal relationships, dividing their communities, psychologically tormenting them through a dull, meaningless existence, and destroying cities worse than from any rogue kaiju attack. They may be a prisoner within Godzilla, but they're free!
"Days turned to weeks, and weeks would turn to months as it would take some time for the people still in their cars while in Godzilla's stomach to abandon their vehicles. But they would eventually capitulate, realizing that they could not stay in their car for any longer.
"Pickup truck drivers are the last to abandon their vehicle, stubbornly sticking to their oversized yet impractical trucks. But they too would open their eyes and see the light, seeing the errors of their ways as true freedom is being able to walk on your own two feet.
"Godzilla notices that his passengers have vacated their vehicles and swims towards the nearest shore. Upon landing on shore, the King of the Monsters regurgitates the people he has swallowed, letting them go from their confinement within his belly as the humans are safe, unharmed, but changed people.
"The former captives of Godzilla showed no hatred or animosity towards the kaiju, for he freed them from their true captors. He has freed them from the metal shell that encompassed their body. He has freed them from the psychological barriers that stood in the way of interpersonal relationships. Godzilla has freed them from the domination, occupation, subjugation, and imprisonment that automobiles have brought upon the Earth.
"With his belly pets free, Godzilla swims down to his lair on the ocean floor where he regurgitates the contents of his stomach, burying the automobiles in the thick layers of the Earth's crust where they belong. Returning the metal back to the Earth, and restoring balance.
"One researcher mentioned once how humanity is Godzilla's pet—which is true of course—but as with any responsible pet owner, it's their duty to eradicate any parasites that were harming them. And the parasite that was harming humanity and planet Earth are cars.
"However, humans are stubborn creatures, refusing to give up their outdated, obsolete ways for a fictional reality where cars somehow equal freedom. It's a delusional position with many calling this illness that infects homosapiens "Chronic Carbrain Disorder."
"However, a journey through Godzilla's body seems to be the cure to CCD as most who end up in Godzilla's belly end up abandoning their cars so that they can experience true freedom.
"Godzilla would continue to raid car-infected cities, gobbling up automobiles one by one as he sought to restore balance to the Earth, a balance that had been disturbed by automobiles. Eventually, the humans, as stubborn as they are would adapt, opting for a car-free lifestyle where they can experience true liberation, overthrowing the oppressive grip of their metal overlords with some help from Godzilla.
"Eventually, parasites would be eradicated from the Earth and balance would be restored. With the world in natural order, the massive kaiju would retreat to his lair beneath the waves with the knowledge that the greatest threat and illegitimate ruler of Earth had been defeated. For there can only be one true King of the Monsters, Godzilla!"